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I saw Challenge No. 460 from:Rignach :Write a parody, satire or something like that in which the members of the old sg1 have links to the planets/moon and magical powers like in the manga/anime sailor moon. From I have never done anything like this, but decided to give it a try, since I am VERY familiar with Sailor Moon. (Own all magna, and all 5 series,)And if anyone has read the manga my name will make sense to them ;p

Oh i'm begging. I even joined bet'ad groups but no one is talking in them. PLEASE if ya like and want to be a bet'a for me, email me.

SO AU it's Not even funny.

Hey this might bomb, but I tried.

Ratings will go up with each Chapter.

This is probably a PG. ish

Work in Progress: This is episode 1.

Title: Senshi Powers (tentative title. I want a better name. Email me if you can think of one. Best one I'll change to ;) )

Language is the only warning in this chapter.

Synopsis: A simple boy, a cat and a hidden destiny. Hey I used Episode One storyline of Sailor Moon as a blue print.

Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate. I do not own Sailor Moon. That is the pure property of the goddess NakokoTakeuchi. I am just borrowing each character and trying to make this make sense. Hope it does. No harm intended especially to Mrs. Takeuchi.. Enough said!


"CRAP!"

A young man rose his head from the kitchen table. Seeing the time on his computers monitor, he jumped up but was slowed down by the uncomfortable crick in his neck.

"Got to stop falling asleep at the computer," he told himself.

Then realized what the significance the time meant.

"Damn it! It starts in a half hour.."

Shutting down the computer, he ran for the bedroom to grab an outfit, and then the bathroom. Within 10 minutes, he made himself presentable: grabbed his backpack, a pop up and ran out the door.

Running down the street, he tried to take the shortcuts he knew to make up time he had lost. Looking at his watch, he winced when he saw that he needed to be in class within 13 minutes. Even with the shortcuts he would still be minutes late.

He sped up his pace. He had to get there on time, if just this once. He had something to prove. If not to the others, but to himself.

He was only 16 years old, and a freshman in college. He was a emancipated a year ago when his foster parents no longer wanted to care for him. Smiling at seeing the over head of the tower from a distance, gave it his all. He would be able to handle this. He'll show them. Schooling, his part time job at the bookstore. He was going to be someone. Someone special. He soon found his pace slowing as a noise from his left caught his attention. Catching the sight of two young boys pulling on some sort of animal...

"Hey.. Stop!..." He called out. The kids looked up, dropped the animal and ran.

Moving his way closer, he saw that it looked in shape like a cat. Though the color was strange, an almost purplish grey. Picking up the poor injured animal he saw what looked like a bandage on it's forehead.

"Let's check you out, poor thing." He proceeded to pull the bandage off of the cats head to reveal a hieroglyph. Then the cat scratched at him and the bell ran from the university.

"Oh no!" He dropped the poor cat and made a break for school, not realizing that the animal turned to follow him.

"Your late, Mr. Jackson!" Professor Ballard scolded the late arriver.

"I'm so sorry, Mr. Ballard... You see there was this .."

"Excuses, Excuses, young man. I don't know how you were able to prove to any judge that you are competent enough to have been emancipated. Your nothing but constantly late.. Your work effort is poor. Tell me dear boy, how did you skip all these grades? I do have to wonder."

Closing his eyes, he held back the tears. Professor Ballard has had it in for him since day one. All he has ever wanted to be was an Archeologist like this parents were. And unfortunately, this was a class he had to take.

Breathing in deeply, he again apologized and then took his seat.

The class went by too slow for the young man.

"Daniel?" he heard yelled as the made there way out the door.

"Hi, Robert. How's it going?"

Robert was Daniel's best friend. Robert skipped a grade in junior high school, so being closer to Daniel's age then the others they bonded.

"What does the Professor have against you, Daniel. He is never after anyone else who's late. Nor them that disrupt the class and never finish a project."

Daniel sighed. He wondered that himself. For the last 3 months he has been verbally disciplined by Ballard 10 times, as well as had a mark placed on his permanent file. He had never done anything to the man. He didn't even know him before he started schooling here.

"I really don't know..."

Grabing his friend in a light head lock, Robert pulled him out of the university.

"Don't let him get you down. Your smarter then anyone in that class, including the idiot of a Professor."

Daniel smiled at his friend. "You included?"

"Hell NO!. Your never be smarter then me. We're on equal ground in that department."

They both smiled, and laughed a bit.

"Come on, my mom's chocolate shop is having some sort of fancy, dancy sale going on. Let' s go and get some free chocolate."

Daniel looked at his clock. He had to be to work at the bookstore at 5. It was now 3 p.m.

"Sure, but only for a half an hour. I have to get to work to start on my homework before my shift. Otherwise, I'll oversleep AGAIN.." He sighed.

Robert laughed and pulled him toward his mom's shop.

The two indulged on what ever freebies Robert's mother allowed them to swipe and then Daniel noticed the time.

"I gotta go," With that he grabbed his back pack and ran for work.

As he exited the shop, he didn't look where he was going and ran into someone walking down the sidewalk.

"Watch where your going..." The man said..

Daniel looked. Great. Of all the people to have to run into it had to be him.

"Oh, it's you. Don't you have enough pimples to pop, pipsqueak without aiding the process."

"Don't you have cats to skin and children to torture," Daniel said to the man.

He just smiled.

Which infuriated Daniel even more.

"What.. Got nothing to say? Huh?"

The man just waived Daniel off and walked away. Daniel stood there staring at his back for a few moments, until he realized the time.

"Shit!"

And off he ran.

Having worked the 5-11 shift, a tired Daniel dragged himself into his apartment. Daniel opened the only window in his two room apartment, and headed toward his computer. Booting it and continued to work on his homework that was only partially completed. At 1:30, and finally done he made his way over to what stood for his bedroom: A small twin bed by the window and fell into a deep sleep.

"WAKE UP!"

Daniel felt something land on him as a voice scream to him.

"YOUR FRIEND IS IN TROUBLE. You must awaken!"

Daniel jumped back as he saw the same cat from before on his bed. Rubbing at his eyes, he turned and looked at the clock. 2:24. He went to lay back down when the cat spoke again.

"Robert's in trouble. You must help him."

This time Daniel did pay attention. "What the hell?" he said to the cat. "You... You.. Talk?" he stammered.

"Yes, but we do not have time. You need to awaken and save your friend."

That's when Daniel noticed an device in a locket shape by the cat. "That is yours. You must awaken. You must."

Daniel grabbed a hold of the locket and looked at the design. The shape was the same as the mark on the cat's head.

"How is it that you talk! And who are you and who do you think that I am?" He asked.

If the cat could of rolled it's eyes, she would of.

"My name is Bastet and you are have powers that are needed to defeat King Kinsley. You must hold up the locket and say..."

Daniel cut her off. "Bastet: Cat goddess and local deity of the town of Bubastis, whose name means 'she is the bast.' In her earliest known form, carved on stone vessels of the 2nd Dynasty ruler.."

"STOP IT!" Bastet took a paw and swiped it across Daniel's face. "Look into the locket, see that your friend is in trouble."

Daniel looked deep into the locket. Suddenly images appeared. Robert was on the ground. Someone was standing over him, hurting him.

"Oh my god, I gotta help him."

Bastet smiled.

"Good, now stand up and repeat after me."
He stood up.

"Moon, Power."

"Moon...Wait. I'm not saying that. That's ..."

"HELP ME!" Daniel heard screamed from the locket.

Lifting up the locket, "MOON POWER!"

And then the transformation.


No more until I find out if you like it. So...Review.. Pleezzeee... I really want to know what you think. Even if it's just.. It sux. Or it's good. I want to know.

Thank you.

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