Voldemort was really mad. He was normally mad because he's evil, but today
he was really really mad!
"Why can't I beat Harry Potter!?! All I want to do is kill him! Is that so much to ask?" Voldemort cried while clutching his pink teddy bear, Mr. Fluffy.
"Actually Master…" Petigrew started to say.
"SHUT UP WORM! No I'm sorry I didn't mean to insult worms!!!"
"Oh yeah Master well since I can't get no respect I just might leave! Yeah that's what I'll do! I'm sure Dumbledore would just LOVE to know your plans!"
"Don't you dare leave! If you do I'll send you to see the Potters!"
"Go to Hell!"
"Fuck off!" Voldemort said while sticking his middle finger up.
"Make me!"
"No I don't have to because you are already Fucked!"
"Look whose talking! At least I can get things done right! Not like some evil wizards I know!"
"Up Yours! And while you're at it Blow yourself!"
"Sorry Voldie I am not like you."
"Damn it I never win! Oh well at least I am a Dark Wizard so I won't feel sorry for what I'm about to do to you! Good bye Petigrew see you in Hell!" Voldemort raises wand big blast of light comes out. Petigrew goes Bye Bye.
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Maybe Voldemort isn't so bad after all?
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"Now to kill Harry Potter!"
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Nope!
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"Shit, where the Hell is Malfoy? I need my antidepressants!"
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?
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"Ahh much better, now on with the plans!"
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Goodnight and thank you for "Tonight's Hour With Lord Voldemort".
"Why can't I beat Harry Potter!?! All I want to do is kill him! Is that so much to ask?" Voldemort cried while clutching his pink teddy bear, Mr. Fluffy.
"Actually Master…" Petigrew started to say.
"SHUT UP WORM! No I'm sorry I didn't mean to insult worms!!!"
"Oh yeah Master well since I can't get no respect I just might leave! Yeah that's what I'll do! I'm sure Dumbledore would just LOVE to know your plans!"
"Don't you dare leave! If you do I'll send you to see the Potters!"
"Go to Hell!"
"Fuck off!" Voldemort said while sticking his middle finger up.
"Make me!"
"No I don't have to because you are already Fucked!"
"Look whose talking! At least I can get things done right! Not like some evil wizards I know!"
"Up Yours! And while you're at it Blow yourself!"
"Sorry Voldie I am not like you."
"Damn it I never win! Oh well at least I am a Dark Wizard so I won't feel sorry for what I'm about to do to you! Good bye Petigrew see you in Hell!" Voldemort raises wand big blast of light comes out. Petigrew goes Bye Bye.
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Maybe Voldemort isn't so bad after all?
~
"Now to kill Harry Potter!"
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Nope!
~
"Shit, where the Hell is Malfoy? I need my antidepressants!"
~
?
~
"Ahh much better, now on with the plans!"
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Goodnight and thank you for "Tonight's Hour With Lord Voldemort".
