''Crazy! Crazyyyy!''

Crazy sighed.

Not again

''What, Mikey?''

''What are you doing?''

''Writing a new chapter for A Cursed Sword''

''Yeah, yeah, I don't care. I'm bored''

''Oh my! That is serious! I have to stop my work and help you!''

''Really?''

''No. Go bother someone else''

''But Raph is angry, Donnie is inventing with sharp thingies and Leo is sharpening his swords''

''And I am pissed. Now go away''

''You have to make me happier! It's your duty!''

''No it isn't! My duties are surviving school, work pressure, voices inside my head and Leo's passion about killing me''

''Please!''

''No!''

''Pleaaaaaseeee!''

''I'm too busy!''

''PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-''

''Mikey, that's not working on me''

''-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-''

''You're turning blue-''

''SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-''

''Okay, okay, fine! I figure out something! Save your breath!''

''YAY! I knew I could count on you!''

''Oh, I will make sure that you aren't bored'' She said with a bit of a evil smirk.


''Well, hello dear readers! How's it going? Have you thought about your favorite turtles personal life? What do they like? What do they hate? What kind of dirty things they do when no-one sees? Well, if you have thought about that, then I, Crazy Turtle Girl, will show you what our dear green guys are really like. And if this isn't enough, I have more! You can make your turtle do some dare you would like. Make your fingers ready for some questions!''

''Wait, what!?'' Mikey shouted.

''This is for interrupting my work. Have fun!''

''Bu-but you can't just- Wait a second... Does Donnie know that you broke his calculator?''

''...No''

''You know what to do''

''Okay, fine! Ugh... You can say some questions to me too. You can call me either Crazy or by my other nickname, Turtla. Happy, Mikey?''

''Very''

''Great... Oh yeah! At the moment I am with 2003 turtles, but if you want to say something to 2012 turtles, I invent a dimension machine and find them. That's pretty much it''

''Don't you care what others are going to say?''

''Mikey... Have you even read my stories? Tell me when I have cared about others' thoughts?''

''True...''