Introduction: The Akatsuki, instead of being the elite group of nine missing nins who are obsessed with catching tailed beasts, is now a regular group of people (minus Konan) who are fairly close to each other, attending a regular high school.


Warning: OOC everywhere. I tried my best to make them stay IC, but I failed so hard. So if you hate OOCness, don't read ;_;
This is a boy-to-boy love story (yaoi). If you're not into yaoi, then why are you even here? xD
LOTS and LOTS of grammar errors, word choice, and other errors I don't know the name of. English is not my first language, and I'm having a real hard time learning it. And besides, I DO NOT write. Well, this is my first try. Anyways, hope you guys enjoy this

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did (spoiler alert) Nagato and Pein(Yahiko) would still be alive.


"Kyaaaaa~" a girl screams her lungs out, spotting one of the guys she's obsessed with just outside a classroom.

"Fuck!" Hidan swears loudly, guiding his 'gang' to a secret passage just around the corner, safely hidden from the girl's view. "Get fucking in!" He holds the door knob tightly, other hand waves impatiently, motioning his friends to get in a pretty narrow staircase behind a well camouflaged door, white as the wall.

Right after Hidan closes the door with a click, the girl with the rest of her crew turns around the corner Hidan and seven other guys were there just a few seconds ago, only to find nothing. The girl who screamed sighs exasperatedly, and the rest of them grunts and complains at her.

Hidan doubles over and pants.

"That fucking crazy group of fangirls" He stops, gasping for a breath, "scared the fucking hell outta me!" He finally says after successfully catching his breath, pointing towards the door.

"Why are you so exhausted, Hidan-san?" Tobi asks, pure curiosity in his voice.

"I just told you, you weird big baby boy. They're fucking scary!" Hidan points at the door harder to express his frustration.

"You just haaaad to show off your sexy chest to them." Sasori mocks, stressing the word sexyto let the other guy know he means otherwise.

Hidan slowly straightens his position, staring at the short guy in front of him. He opens his mouth, ready to say something when Tobi interrupts.

"Anyway, where is this, Hidan-san?" Tobi asks again, looking around.

Hidan, soon forgets he was mad a second ago, grins proudly, waving his hands cockily to show them the whole space. "The rooftop everyone's been avoiding. Said there's a ghost residing this place." He scoffs at that.

Tobi and a blond guy are now hugging each other, trembling.

"A g-g-g-ghost?" the blondie sputters, followed by Tobi's crying.

"Stop being a baby. There's no such thing as ghosts, Deidara, Tobi." Sasori scoffs, sitting down as he unwraps the plastic of his bread, showing complete indifferent attitude about the new spot that he secretly is grateful for.

Still not convinced, the two guys sit down slowly, staying very close to each other while taking another glance of the place. Deciding that they're safe as long as everyone is there, Deidara takes a bite of his cat-face-shaped-bread; Tobi pinches a wiener from his bento with his awkwardly girly chopsticks, with an orange heart decorating each top. Their moods are improving as their friends start chatting among each other.

"For once, you're useful, Hidan." Kakuzu says half seriously, half mockingly.

Itachi and Nagato nod in agreement.

"Hah! I know you are all secretly thanking me! I demand a payment from each one of you." Hidan leans back against the fence, folding his hands as he smugly looks at every one.

"Tch, asshole." is what most of them think.

"So, what do you want? Want us to wipe your chest clean every day until it sparkles?" Kisame asks raising an eyebrow playfully, much to everyone's disgust.

"Ooh that's actually a very good idea, Kisame! More girls will drool over me now." Hidan grins, lost in his thought.

"You wouldn't expect me to do something ridiculous for you, would you?" the guy who hasn't been saying anything, finally speaks up.

"Of course, I would, leader." Hidan makes imaginary quotation marks with his fingers for the last word. "Cuz I can give the girls this picture I've been keeping—"

"Okay, fine. Just shut up." the leadercuts him off, a slight blush disappears as quickly as it comes.

"Gahahah! You pathetic boss. Ahahahah." Hidan holds his stomach, cell phone in his hand.

"What picture is it?" Kisame asks grinning, curious if it's an embarrassing picture of Mr. Perfect.

"Nahhh~ This is the only way for me to blackmail him, gahahahah!" Hidan is tearing up as he continues laughing. The other man glares at him.

As Kisame whines and complains trying every way he can think of to persuade Hidan to let him take a quick look at the picture, Hidan brushes off every one of them, giggles as he remembers the picture again; a certain red haired man hiding in the background, blushing.

Itachi catches the sight before the other man quickly buries his face into his knees. Choosing to ignore it, Itachi continues watching the noisy scene before him while enjoying his cute little brother's home-made lunch.


Note: Review, please! I don't take bashing or the likes very kindly. Be as rude as you want, just provide me explanations.
I do want to improve.
Tell me what you think of this, and if I should continue or not. I have a few chapters written out, just not in the correct order OTL
I also need a better title, if you would kindly suggest me some, I would appreciate it.

If the grammar mistakes bother you so much, I will ask my friend for help. I just don't feel confident enough to show her my story yet.