FUSHIGI YUGI IS NOT MINE I DO NOT CLAIM TO OWN THE CHARACTERS I'M
ONLY USING THEM IN THIS STORY…
Warnings: Tauki language, slight bit of shounen ai, and pink bunnies ~.~;;
AN: I put my friend Akari in this and other people cause I didn't want to use Ashitare or Miboshi.
HOTOHOREO AND NURIET
Akira: Ok everyone!!! Were gonna do a play ^_^!!!
Akari: What kind of play?
Akira: Romeo and Juliet!!!
Miaka: Yay!!!
Akari: Oh, yay *bored look*
Aki: Anyway, I will announce the parts ^_^ ok here we go! For the Montagues! Lord Montague is Taka!
Taka: *snaps fingers* Man…
Aki: Lady Montague is Miaka.
Miaka: Yay! I'm a Lady!
Aki: Okay -_-()… Romeo is Hotohori.
Hotohori: I knew I would get this part. If only. *Pulls out mirror* I am so beau-
Aki: Ok! Enough! Jeez. Benvolio will be me. Balthasar will be Soi.
Soi: but I'm a FEMALE not a MAN
Aki *ignoring Soi* Abram will be Akari
Aka: whatever.
Aki: Now for the Capulets! Lord Capulet is Nakago.
Nakago: It's not exactly Romeo but it will be fine. If only Soi could-
Aki: *shouting over Nakago* LADY CAPULET IS TOMO!
Tomo: *glomps Nakago*
Nakago: Get offa me!
Tomo: *Pouts*
Aki: Anyhow, Juliet is… *drum roll* Nuriko!
Nuriko: I'm so happy I got this part ^.~.
Aki: Yeah we know. Tybalt is Alucard!
Alucard: I didn't sign up for this.
Aki: So what your in it so get over it. The Nurse is Tasuki.
Tasuki: WHAT THE FUCK???!!! I'M NOT GONNA BE NO FUCKIN NURSE!!!
Alucard: o.O;;
Aki: Get over it! Peter is Yui.
Yui: But I'm a WOMAN!!!
Aki: In this your not! Sampson is gonna be Link.
Link: Do I have to?
Aki: Yes. Gregory is Gourry.
Gourry: Where am i. Where's Lina?
Aki: Your in a play. How the Hell am I suppose to know where Lina is. An old man of the Capulet family will be Taitsukun.
Taitsukun: I am not old and I am not a man!
Aki: O.O;; Um… sorry I ah, it's the only part left for the Capulets so… yeah. Um Prince Escalus is Subosi.
Suboshi: I HAVE EXTREME POWER OVER ALL OF YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Aki: Yeah -_-()… Mercutio is Chichiri.
Chichiri: I'll do my best no-da!
Aki: Right, Friar Laurence is Mitsukake.
Mitsukake:…okay…
Aki: Friar John is Amiboshi.
Tasuki: HA!!! Amiboshi is a toilet!!! *falls down laughing*
Amiboshi: Stop making fun of me.
Suboshi: Stop your making fun of aniki or else-
Tasuki: Or else what yo yo boy.
Aki: Shut up!!! Count Paris will be Chiriko.
Chiriko: I will absolutely int-
Aki: Chiriko…
Chiriko: Yes?
Aki: Shut up. Apothecary is Cloud Strife.
Cloud: Do I get paid for this play?
Aki: with a kiss. But other than that no.
Cloud: Then I wo-
Aki: Page will be Squall.
Squall: This sucks.
Aki: What did you say? I didn't quite hear you.
Squall: ……
Aki: That's what I thought. Chief Watchman is Zell.
Squall: Why did he have to come?
Zell: Hey Squall! How are you?
Squall:……
Aki: Three Musicians are gonna be Xellos, Spike, and… *thinks very hard* Uzumi from a story I'm writing that is not completed.
Uzumi: Will Kagami be in it?
Aki: Fine Kagami can be an Officer.
Kagami: *kisses Uzumi*
Aki: Whatever -_-()… That's what I get for writing shounen ai.
Miaka: when will we start the play?
Aki: When those two guys decide to stop kissing and when I wake up from sleep.
Nuriko: But I wanna do it now ^.~.
Aki: In the morning. It's almost midnight.
Tasuki: *waits till Akira is out of room* Thank Suzaku *gets on knees and starts to pray to Suzaku*
Akari: Whatever……
Warnings: Tauki language, slight bit of shounen ai, and pink bunnies ~.~;;
AN: I put my friend Akari in this and other people cause I didn't want to use Ashitare or Miboshi.
HOTOHOREO AND NURIET
Akira: Ok everyone!!! Were gonna do a play ^_^!!!
Akari: What kind of play?
Akira: Romeo and Juliet!!!
Miaka: Yay!!!
Akari: Oh, yay *bored look*
Aki: Anyway, I will announce the parts ^_^ ok here we go! For the Montagues! Lord Montague is Taka!
Taka: *snaps fingers* Man…
Aki: Lady Montague is Miaka.
Miaka: Yay! I'm a Lady!
Aki: Okay -_-()… Romeo is Hotohori.
Hotohori: I knew I would get this part. If only. *Pulls out mirror* I am so beau-
Aki: Ok! Enough! Jeez. Benvolio will be me. Balthasar will be Soi.
Soi: but I'm a FEMALE not a MAN
Aki *ignoring Soi* Abram will be Akari
Aka: whatever.
Aki: Now for the Capulets! Lord Capulet is Nakago.
Nakago: It's not exactly Romeo but it will be fine. If only Soi could-
Aki: *shouting over Nakago* LADY CAPULET IS TOMO!
Tomo: *glomps Nakago*
Nakago: Get offa me!
Tomo: *Pouts*
Aki: Anyhow, Juliet is… *drum roll* Nuriko!
Nuriko: I'm so happy I got this part ^.~.
Aki: Yeah we know. Tybalt is Alucard!
Alucard: I didn't sign up for this.
Aki: So what your in it so get over it. The Nurse is Tasuki.
Tasuki: WHAT THE FUCK???!!! I'M NOT GONNA BE NO FUCKIN NURSE!!!
Alucard: o.O;;
Aki: Get over it! Peter is Yui.
Yui: But I'm a WOMAN!!!
Aki: In this your not! Sampson is gonna be Link.
Link: Do I have to?
Aki: Yes. Gregory is Gourry.
Gourry: Where am i. Where's Lina?
Aki: Your in a play. How the Hell am I suppose to know where Lina is. An old man of the Capulet family will be Taitsukun.
Taitsukun: I am not old and I am not a man!
Aki: O.O;; Um… sorry I ah, it's the only part left for the Capulets so… yeah. Um Prince Escalus is Subosi.
Suboshi: I HAVE EXTREME POWER OVER ALL OF YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Aki: Yeah -_-()… Mercutio is Chichiri.
Chichiri: I'll do my best no-da!
Aki: Right, Friar Laurence is Mitsukake.
Mitsukake:…okay…
Aki: Friar John is Amiboshi.
Tasuki: HA!!! Amiboshi is a toilet!!! *falls down laughing*
Amiboshi: Stop making fun of me.
Suboshi: Stop your making fun of aniki or else-
Tasuki: Or else what yo yo boy.
Aki: Shut up!!! Count Paris will be Chiriko.
Chiriko: I will absolutely int-
Aki: Chiriko…
Chiriko: Yes?
Aki: Shut up. Apothecary is Cloud Strife.
Cloud: Do I get paid for this play?
Aki: with a kiss. But other than that no.
Cloud: Then I wo-
Aki: Page will be Squall.
Squall: This sucks.
Aki: What did you say? I didn't quite hear you.
Squall: ……
Aki: That's what I thought. Chief Watchman is Zell.
Squall: Why did he have to come?
Zell: Hey Squall! How are you?
Squall:……
Aki: Three Musicians are gonna be Xellos, Spike, and… *thinks very hard* Uzumi from a story I'm writing that is not completed.
Uzumi: Will Kagami be in it?
Aki: Fine Kagami can be an Officer.
Kagami: *kisses Uzumi*
Aki: Whatever -_-()… That's what I get for writing shounen ai.
Miaka: when will we start the play?
Aki: When those two guys decide to stop kissing and when I wake up from sleep.
Nuriko: But I wanna do it now ^.~.
Aki: In the morning. It's almost midnight.
Tasuki: *waits till Akira is out of room* Thank Suzaku *gets on knees and starts to pray to Suzaku*
Akari: Whatever……
