FUSHIGI YUGI IS NOT MINE I DO NOT CLAIM TO OWN THE CHARACTERS I'M ONLY USING THEM IN THIS STORY…

Warnings: Tauki language, slight bit of shounen ai, and pink bunnies ~.~;;

AN: I put my friend Akari in this and other people cause I didn't want to use Ashitare or Miboshi.



HOTOHOREO AND NURIET



Akira: Ok everyone!!! Were gonna do a play ^_^!!!

Akari: What kind of play?

Akira: Romeo and Juliet!!!

Miaka: Yay!!!

Akari: Oh, yay *bored look*

Aki: Anyway, I will announce the parts ^_^ ok here we go! For the Montagues! Lord Montague is Taka!

Taka: *snaps fingers* Man…

Aki: Lady Montague is Miaka.

Miaka: Yay! I'm a Lady!

Aki: Okay -_-()… Romeo is Hotohori.

Hotohori: I knew I would get this part. If only. *Pulls out mirror* I am so beau-

Aki: Ok! Enough! Jeez. Benvolio will be me. Balthasar will be Soi.

Soi: but I'm a FEMALE not a MAN

Aki *ignoring Soi* Abram will be Akari

Aka: whatever.

Aki: Now for the Capulets! Lord Capulet is Nakago.

Nakago: It's not exactly Romeo but it will be fine. If only Soi could-

Aki: *shouting over Nakago* LADY CAPULET IS TOMO!

Tomo: *glomps Nakago*

Nakago: Get offa me!

Tomo: *Pouts*

Aki: Anyhow, Juliet is… *drum roll* Nuriko!

Nuriko: I'm so happy I got this part ^.~.

Aki: Yeah we know. Tybalt is Alucard!

Alucard: I didn't sign up for this.

Aki: So what your in it so get over it. The Nurse is Tasuki.

Tasuki: WHAT THE FUCK???!!! I'M NOT GONNA BE NO FUCKIN NURSE!!!

Alucard: o.O;;

Aki: Get over it! Peter is Yui.

Yui: But I'm a WOMAN!!!

Aki: In this your not! Sampson is gonna be Link.

Link: Do I have to?

Aki: Yes. Gregory is Gourry.

Gourry: Where am i. Where's Lina?

Aki: Your in a play. How the Hell am I suppose to know where Lina is. An old man of the Capulet family will be Taitsukun.

Taitsukun: I am not old and I am not a man!

Aki: O.O;; Um… sorry I ah, it's the only part left for the Capulets so… yeah. Um Prince Escalus is Subosi.

Suboshi: I HAVE EXTREME POWER OVER ALL OF YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Aki: Yeah -_-()… Mercutio is Chichiri.

Chichiri: I'll do my best no-da!

Aki: Right, Friar Laurence is Mitsukake.

Mitsukake:…okay…

Aki: Friar John is Amiboshi.

Tasuki: HA!!! Amiboshi is a toilet!!! *falls down laughing*

Amiboshi: Stop making fun of me.

Suboshi: Stop your making fun of aniki or else-

Tasuki: Or else what yo yo boy.

Aki: Shut up!!! Count Paris will be Chiriko.

Chiriko: I will absolutely int-

Aki: Chiriko…

Chiriko: Yes?

Aki: Shut up. Apothecary is Cloud Strife.

Cloud: Do I get paid for this play?

Aki: with a kiss. But other than that no.

Cloud: Then I wo-

Aki: Page will be Squall.

Squall: This sucks.

Aki: What did you say? I didn't quite hear you.

Squall: ……

Aki: That's what I thought. Chief Watchman is Zell.

Squall: Why did he have to come?

Zell: Hey Squall! How are you?

Squall:……

Aki: Three Musicians are gonna be Xellos, Spike, and… *thinks very hard* Uzumi from a story I'm writing that is not completed.

Uzumi: Will Kagami be in it?

Aki: Fine Kagami can be an Officer.

Kagami: *kisses Uzumi*

Aki: Whatever -_-()… That's what I get for writing shounen ai.

Miaka: when will we start the play?

Aki: When those two guys decide to stop kissing and when I wake up from sleep.

Nuriko: But I wanna do it now ^.~.

Aki: In the morning. It's almost midnight.

Tasuki: *waits till Akira is out of room* Thank Suzaku *gets on knees and starts to pray to Suzaku*

Akari: Whatever……