Well, I was boredeth, and I remembered my FAVORITE story I wrote, Stone, started on the laptop on which I use, so I figured, I'll write another one and see if it ends up as good!

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"Can you feel what's happening, and they don't have a clue…" Apollo sung as he strummed on his ukelele. Five seconds later he was hit on the head by a book.

"Ow!"

An evil sounding laugh followed.

Apollo turned to the one other occupant of the throne room with an annoyed expression.

"Athena, really?" he held up the book. "Ukes for Dummies?"

Another evil laugh.

"Okay, you're just creepy now."

Athena looked over her heavy book.

"Could you leave, please? Your sucia ukelele playing is distracting me from learning my basic espanol for the seven hundreth time!"

Apollo frowned and then grabbed his ukelele and left.

"What to do…Huh…I…um…AHA!" Apollo snapped his fingers.

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"Haaakuuuna matataaa! What a wonderrrfull phrayyyyze!" Apollo shouted as he wove in between the periwinkle pillars supporting the roof of Artemis's temple. Nothing happened.

"Hm. Normally she's chucking moldy moon cheese at me by now."

Apollo pondered to himself.

"What song really irks my sissy?"

His question was answered by Artemis herself. But it wasn't directly to Apollo. Because honestly, if she'd known he was there, she'd have said to go cause a heat wave in Colorado. Artemis was actually yelling at Aphrodite over an IM.

"Holy Hades, Aphrodite! If you play Stereo Hearts over IM ONE MORE TIME, I will make sure that there is no more moonlit walks on the beach for you!"

Apollo's face spread into an evil smile.

"MYYY HARRRTS A STERRREEEEYYYOO!" Apollo screamed from the roof of Artemis's temple. He crossed his fingers and hoped she would come out to scream back something offensive. Sure enough, Artemis stormed out, blue cloak flowing dramatically behind her. Today, she looked remarkably like somebody from a show he'd just seen…

"Channeling Teen Titans much, 'Raven'?" Apollo called down. Artemis looked up with a feature ruining scowl on her face.

"It's a TV show, why would I watch that?" Artemis yelled back, shaking a fist.

"And, my dear little hermana, where are you going at this moment, hmm?"

Artemis flushed and mumbled something. Apollo smirked.

"Repeat that, sissy dear?"

Artemis muttered something that sounded remarkably like "Comic-Con".

"I thought so…" Apollo drawled.

Then he was in the air, a silver arrow in the hindquarters.

"Holy Hades!"

Artemis walked away laughing.

"Ah, the things we do to annoy each other.

From a few feet away, Athena smiled approvingly.

"I've taught them all well."

An evil laugh to rival Athena sounded behind her. She whipped around and saw…a book? She bent down to pick it up and then she saw the cover.

"Perhaps a little too well…"

It read Laughing For Dummies.