Li Lonnie wasn't stupid. She wasn't a simpleton.

She knew that, sooner or later, she would have been exposed. She hadn't really done much of a sloppy job, but she left some footprints behind. That much she knew. And even more so, she was sick and tired of the bullcrap that even her friends Audrey and Anxelin have been doing: bullying and patronizing Princess Melody, calling her fish tails and dumping sardines into her coral reef lunch box when they think no one is looking.

Stealing Maleficent The Lizard™ and dunking her into a vat of chocolate in the Royal Cafeteria Kitchen. Chad tripping Jay every chance he got, and stealing Jordan's lamp and placing it into Carlos and Jay's room so he'd look guilty. Refilling Evie's conditioner with Lye. And those are just some of the "harmless" pranks Audrey and her crew have been doing after the villain kids came along. Lonnie could barely think about what they did way long before.

Except for the petition. That wasn't evil, that was just plain mean.

Audrey's speciality.

So, Lonnie's in trouble. Big deal. When she goes to Queen Belle and Fairy Godmother about it, she'll just tell about the pranks. Then Audrey and her friends will get in trouble. They'll listen to her and she'll be victorious, right?

Wrong. Only Royals get away with things like that: tattling (like Jane did after Audrey told her to) on certain girls from the School Of Secrets series. And Lonnie's no royal.

God, why didn't Mulan marry a relative of the emperor?