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Let me tell you a tale
A warning, if you please
About the creatures who are far worse than any disease.
With thick whitish feathers, a beak and two eyes
The birds, known as Cuccos, of which you should despise.
The birds are no joke
Please heed my advice
For with a few strokes of a sword, about ten, to be precise
You'll find yourself looking at death in the eyes
For these Cuccos will bring you a nasty surprise.
Really, don't do it
Please try to refrain
From hurting these harmless looking birds, there's nothing to gain
As soon as you attack one of these birds, watch out!
Harmless looks are deceiving, there is absolutely no doubt.
Cuccos will attack you
I have seen it before
In swarms they will rush you, in four groups or more
In endless streams, they will peck at your life
Reducing your hearts to zero, in less than a trice.
You cannot hide
The force can't be halted
There is no way to stop the Cuccos once they have started
Inside you must run, or else be at your end
You will soon be better than dead, my good friend.
Learn from others
Especially Link, hero from the north
Who had saved Hyrule from the evil Ganondorf
He made the mistake, whether for fun or to be brave
For now we all stand in remorse, over his freshly dug grave.
