Simon Cowell is Matt (Disney Villain)

Paula Abdul is Melody (luveroffanfic)

Randy Jackson is Josh

Instead of a Ryan Ceacrest person, there are two hosts, Haley (Mi ChIbO) and Kimi (Missy Twinkle)

Haley: Welcome to Xiaolin Idol! Where we have an evil judge (shows Matt), a good judge (Shows Melody), and some white guy that thinks he is black (shows Josh).

Josh: Yo, dawg, I am black.

Kimi: Yeah, and I am a white girl who looks yellow.

Haley: Why is Josh even here?

Voice out of nowhere: He is a white guy who thinks he is black.

Haley: First up is-

Kimi: Raimundo Pedrosa!

Raimundo gets on the stage and sing the chorus to a song.

Raimundo: …She will be loved! Yes, she will be loved!...

Josh: Yo, dawg, you were crackilackin'.

Melody: You were great.

Matt: That was awful! You should pack your bags, so it won't take that long when you get voted off.

Melody: That isn't nice!

Haley and Kimi: Next is KIMIKO TOHO!

Kimiko: …You found me when no one else was looking…

Josh: Yo, dawg, you were not chillaxin' enough, you know?

Melody: You have a lot of talent in you.

Matt: You 'bleep'!

Haley and Kimi: Up next…OMI!

Omi: …Everybody loves Kung fu fightin'! Those cats are fast as lightnin'...

Josh: Dawg, you rock!

Melody: As I said with Kimiko, you have a lot of talent.

Matt: You have less talent then the worst singer on the planet, and I have judged him personally.

Haley and Kimi: Clay Bailey!

Clay: …it's the Sweeet love that you give to me…

Josh: Dawg, what the flip is the country for?

Melody: I love Keith Urban!

Matt: VOTE HIM OFF, PEOPLE! I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER BLOODY SECOND OF COUNTRY MUSIC!

Haley and Kimi: JACK SPICER!

Screaming Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU JACK SPICER!

Jack: …But when I look at the stars, when I look at the stars…

Josh: Switchfoot…good chose, for you.

Melody: You were awesome!

Matt: Can I borrow your screaming fan girls?

Haley and Kimi: The one, the only…CHASE YOUNG! YEAH!

Melody and screaming fan girls: CHASE YOUNG, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!

Raimundo: Where are my screaming fan girls?

Haley: They're on vacation.

Chase: …I'm in a place called Vertigo…

Josh: Actually, you live in an unmarked place, but that works, too.

Melody: Will you marry me, Chase?

Chase: Wait until I ask you.

Melody: (Faints of excitement)

Matt: Where do you get your screaming fan girls?

Kimi: Here is the one you hate more than Matt…Wuya!

Wuya: (sings off key) …I ain't a Halaback girl, I ain't no Halaback girl…

Audience: (throws rotten fruit at her)

Josh: GET A LIFE, YOU HAG! (Throws a bowling ball at Wuya)

Melody: I agree with Josh! (Throws canoe at Wuya)

Matt: I agree with Melody! (throws a chupicabra at Wuya)

The goat killer (chupicabra) ate Wuya's face.

Haley and Kimi: People, please send the name of the contestant that you want to win in a review. The contestant with the least amount of votes gets voted off, also you can only vote 5 times which is really easier if you put in one review. You can vote for 5 people total! Okay! Tune in next time on XIAOLIN IDOL!