Simon Cowell is Matt (Disney Villain)
Paula Abdul is Melody (luveroffanfic)
Randy Jackson is Josh
Instead of a Ryan Ceacrest person, there are two hosts, Haley (Mi ChIbO) and Kimi (Missy Twinkle)
Haley: Welcome to Xiaolin Idol! Where we have an evil judge (shows Matt), a good judge (Shows Melody), and some white guy that thinks he is black (shows Josh).
Josh: Yo, dawg, I am black.
Kimi: Yeah, and I am a white girl who looks yellow.
Haley: Why is Josh even here?
Voice out of nowhere: He is a white guy who thinks he is black.
Haley: First up is-
Kimi: Raimundo Pedrosa!
Raimundo gets on the stage and sing the chorus to a song.
Raimundo: …She will be loved! Yes, she will be loved!...
Josh: Yo, dawg, you were crackilackin'.
Melody: You were great.
Matt: That was awful! You should pack your bags, so it won't take that long when you get voted off.
Melody: That isn't nice!
Haley and Kimi: Next is KIMIKO TOHO!
Kimiko: …You found me when no one else was looking…
Josh: Yo, dawg, you were not chillaxin' enough, you know?
Melody: You have a lot of talent in you.
Matt: You 'bleep'!
Haley and Kimi: Up next…OMI!
Omi: …Everybody loves Kung fu fightin'! Those cats are fast as lightnin'...
Josh: Dawg, you rock!
Melody: As I said with Kimiko, you have a lot of talent.
Matt: You have less talent then the worst singer on the planet, and I have judged him personally.
Haley and Kimi: Clay Bailey!
Clay: …it's the Sweeet love that you give to me…
Josh: Dawg, what the flip is the country for?
Melody: I love Keith Urban!
Matt: VOTE HIM OFF, PEOPLE! I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER BLOODY SECOND OF COUNTRY MUSIC!
Haley and Kimi: JACK SPICER!
Screaming Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU JACK SPICER!
Jack: …But when I look at the stars, when I look at the stars…
Josh: Switchfoot…good chose, for you.
Melody: You were awesome!
Matt: Can I borrow your screaming fan girls?
Haley and Kimi: The one, the only…CHASE YOUNG! YEAH!
Melody and screaming fan girls: CHASE YOUNG, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!
Raimundo: Where are my screaming fan girls?
Haley: They're on vacation.
Chase: …I'm in a place called Vertigo…
Josh: Actually, you live in an unmarked place, but that works, too.
Melody: Will you marry me, Chase?
Chase: Wait until I ask you.
Melody: (Faints of excitement)
Matt: Where do you get your screaming fan girls?
Kimi: Here is the one you hate more than Matt…Wuya!
Wuya: (sings off key) …I ain't a Halaback girl, I ain't no Halaback girl…
Audience: (throws rotten fruit at her)
Josh: GET A LIFE, YOU HAG! (Throws a bowling ball at Wuya)
Melody: I agree with Josh! (Throws canoe at Wuya)
Matt: I agree with Melody! (throws a chupicabra at Wuya)
The goat killer (chupicabra) ate Wuya's face.
Haley and Kimi: People, please send the name of the contestant that you want to win in a review. The contestant with the least amount of votes gets voted off, also you can only vote 5 times which is really easier if you put in one review. You can vote for 5 people total! Okay! Tune in next time on XIAOLIN IDOL!
