Now, I know that this is pathetically short right now, but please, bear with me. I've never actually written a KP fic, so I'm not too confident in my knowledge of what I'm doing.
So, the story behind this thing. Well, after my (and my friend's) two-day Danny Phantom Marathon, I began looking for a different show to obsess over. And I found Kim Possible. Though I used to watch it before, I didn't really remember a whole lot, and I'm still not very confident in my ability to actually write anything based on it, but that's not the point. Anyway, as I had the first time, I completely fell in love with Monkey Fist. Then I looked on here and noticed the utter lack of MF love on this site, so I started making something myself. Pathetic as it is, I figured I'd at least try. I'm sorry if it does not meet your expectations, and I'm sorry if anything is inaccurate, but I still think Monkey Fist deserves a little more love.
... Just to get this out of the way, yes, this is a self insert/shamless wish-fulfillment/whatever you wanna call it.
Okay, rant over.
Note: Kim Possible, along with all characters, places, etc., in no way belong to me. Trust me, you'd know if they did. ;)
Preface/Prologue
Simia Jonah was not happy with her life as it was. First off, the obvious; she hated her name. Now, I'm well aware that most people don't like their names, but she felt that she had full rights to hate hers. I mean, really, she was named monkey, for crying out loud!
Second, she found life very, very boring. She was an adventurous spirit by nature, and she'd never been anywhere interesting. Her uncle had offered to take her to Egypt once, but her parents hadn't wanted to pay for a passport. She'd cried for two hours, before her mother had barged into her room telling her to suck it up.
Which brings us to our final point. Her parents couldn't care less about their only daughter. Her father was never around and her mother might as well have been gone as well, as she completely ignored Simia most of the time. She wanted to believe they loved her, but with the way they acted...
They probably wouldn't even notice if she just up and disappeared to some other place one day...
