Summary: After Renee fails to see the joke behind Edward stating that he and Bella are getting married she passes the word around, now everyone that they know believes that a marriage is in play. How can Bella and Edward convince everyone that they aren't even engaged? What happens when they don't tell anyone? What can possibly go wrong in this loving relationship? Simple. Everything! From Fires, Fevers, Alcohol, Stripping, Swearing, Sexual Relations, Cheating, Lying, Ex's, Evil cats, Screaming Girls, Friends fighting, Near death experiences to Broken hearts... How will they ever survive?

HEY EVERYONE!! yeah I know I already have a story going but this was just such a good idea that came to me and I really wanted to write it! but be joyous, this is a 14 page chapter!! hopefully the others will be this long as well. I hope you enjoy my first chapter of The Wedding That Never Was, I very much enjoyed writting it, I hope it is to your fancy C. please review and tell me what you think!!.

I dont own Twilight's charectors but I do give them one hell of a New Years!

-Love F!KLE!


NEW YEARS EVE

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"HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!"

The voices of over 100 people rang through the huge room, echoing off the walls and bouncing off the ceiling, flowing even to the open patio's that over looked the ocean.

"Happy new years my love" the voice chilled me to the bone and sent an unexplainable excitement through my entire body

"Happy new years Edward" I wasn't sure if he heard me through all the happy cheers and commotion but the look on his face told me he did.

Without another word the love of my life bend his head down and placed a soft but passionate kiss on my lips. The feeling was like an electric current charging through my body and I wanted more.

I stood on my tip-toes and slid one hand threw his hair, bulling his face closed and crushing our lips together even more, I could feel the smile creep onto his gorgeous face but to my pleasure he didn't pull away.

Finally it was me who had to break the kiss, I gasped for air and waited till the black spots left my vision before I was sure I had a good grasp on reality.

When I looked up Edward was looking down at me with that amazingly sexy crooked smile that made me want to jump him every time he flashed it in my direction

"You ok" he said teasingly, holding my wait tightly against his body,

I nodded, still slightly unsure of my footing.

"Well then, cheers to a new year, may it be an exciting one" Edward held up his glass of champaign, I followed suit and the glasses made a small ting as they clanked together, I took a sip of mine while Edward downed the small amount that was left in his glass

Setting his cup aside Edward pulled mine from me and placed it on the table we were standing next to

"Lets dance" Edward gave me that crooked smile again and all I could do was smile and nod, but of course that's not all I did, oh no I was not that cool, since I am The Bella Swan that has no coordination nor ability to walk on a flat surface without falling I did make a bit of a scene.

As if my face wasn't red enough from Edwards kiss but I just happen to trip and fumble into someone who I could only assume was a very important person by the way people were looking at me after accidently spilling the women's drink on her. No by the time we made it inside the building and to the dance flood I probably looked like a fried lobster and had tripped about three times

"Are you sure dancing is really a good idea Edward" I said embarrassment covering my quiet mumble

"Please darling, have faith in me" Edward put a finger under my chin and pulled my face up so that I was looking at him. I blushed. Yet again.

"Its not you I don't have faith in, seriously I could really hurt you, or someone else" I quickly scanned the area around me as a song began to play through the speakers.

Edwards angelic laugh tickled my ears and my heart jumped,

"Please? I really do love this song." I sighed and placed a hand on Edwards shoulder, he took the other one in his and wrapped his other arm around my waist pulling me tight

"Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

All of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here
"

Edward began singing the words to the song in my ear, his voice was so soft and romantic I couldn't stop my heart from beating like crazy

To be completely honest I actually adored this song, it was one of my favorites but I didn't even know that Edward knew this song let along liked it.

"There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right
"

He continued to sing the song "You and Me" by Lifehouse up until the ending verse, even then after all that time I still couldn't stop the chills from slipping down my back every time he took a breath.

When the song ended I reluctantly pulled away from Edward, we had been dating for exactly a year now but I still couldn't get over how amazing he was in every way. His deep green eyes looked at me pleadingly for a moment

"What's the matter?" I asked concerned, seeing the look in his eyes

"Could we stay a little longer? One more song at least?" I knew I probably looked silly right now, with the confused expression plastered on my face and all but I couldn't pull out of it.

Edward smiled almost knowingly and tapped his wrist watch. I looked down at my own watch and then it really dawned on me. It was already 1:30 (how it got to be 1:30 so quick I am not sure... we only danced for one song right?..)

"We have to be getting over to Alice's you know how crazy she'll get if are late" I grabbed Edwards arm and was about to try and drag him to the door when he pulled back slightly

"One more song?" He said in a bit of a childish voice, I looked back at him and the most adorably set of puppy dog eyes were plastered onto his face. Not fair, how could I possibly say no to that?

"Edward I would love to but.." As if on cue a song began playing and Edward pulled my close, placing his hands on my waist after wrapping my arms around his neck

"I knew you would say yes" he said a satisfied expression on his face

"Why one more song?" I was still slightly confused but I had better things to worry about, such as trying to breath normal and not step on my own feet.

Edward smiled

"Because I requested this song specially for you" he sounded pleased with himself and gave my a surprisingly seductive wink. How one man could make something so simple as a wink almost orgasmic was completely beyond me.

After Edward said that I decided to quit down and listen to what the song was, when the words started I gasped and quickly placed a hand over my mouth, my heart jumped and I felt the tears begin to burn my eyes

Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more

Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

Look into your heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my lifeI would give it all - I would sacrifice

Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for

I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

There's no love - like your love
And no other - could give more love
There's nowhere - unless you're there
All the time - all the way

Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for you - I'd lie for you
Walk the wire for you - yeah I'd die for you

You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

When the song ended I wrapped my arms around Edwards neck and help him tightly, he held me with just as much love and yearning.

Last year on this very same day, New Years eve, my best friend in the world who I had always had a major crush on, dedicated this song to me after openly admitting to be in love with me. Edward and I had our first dance as a couple to this song, in a way it became our song. I had always loved Bryan Adams and this was one of my favorite songs that he sang "Everything I do (I do for you)" it always made me teary eyed but now there was so much more meaning behind it and the fact that Edward remembered touched me deeply

"I love you" I whispered shakily into his ear, then kissed his cheek

"I love you more" Edward slowly let me go and wiped the one tear that had strayed from my eye with his thumb

"We should go before Alice gets upset" I nodded and held onto his hand tightly

"Lets go... oh and Edward"

Edward had began to guide me towards the door, he glanced back at my but continued on his trek

"How many times do I have to ask you not to lie to me?"

Edward stopped in his tracks and turned to face me completely

"What?"

"You said you loved me more than I loved you. Which is a very blatant lie, I would rather you not lie to me" I smiled wryly and Edward rolled his eyes

"Im sorry if you may not see the truth but I assure you that what I said is no lie"

Edward leaned forward and kissed the tip of my nose

"Believe me, if you loved me as much as I love you, we would probably never leave my bedroom" Edwards voice dropped to a whisper and I could feel his lips moving softly against my ear,

My face flushed a bright red and my heart stopped

"Dear Edward, you must have Love and Lust confused, but then again if you did lust me as much as I lusted you, I probably wouldn't be able to walk. So I guess we both have our strengths" what part of me had control of my voice is completely unknown to me, cause it obviously wasn't the part that was blushing like mad right now.

Edward stiffened some and I swear I heard him gulp

"Come on my love before we go looking for a broom closet" Edward leaned back and was once again pulling me though the crowd, but Im positive that when he was turning I could see him blushing.


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The ride to Alice's house was filled with laughs and embarrassing memories, we went back through all the memories we had of before we were dating and how we tried to get each other to notice the connection that we each felt but thought the other didn't

"Do you remember that one time when we were at that pool party and you were wearing that really cute pink bikini and Lauren pushed you into the water and your top came of?" Why Edward felt it was necessary to bring that up I don't understand

My cheeks were on fire with all the blood rushing through them

"No I don't" I said quickly looking out the window

Edward laughed but didn't see fit to cut that memory short

"Seriously? I remember it, I felt so bad for you, Alice, and Rosalie were about to kill Lauren, I remember I went over to help you and you were so embarrassed of course I didn't realize at the time that since your top came off it meant that your top was off! When I went over there and I was about to hand it to you is when it really dawned on me that if you moved your arms even a little I would get an eye full, I think that was the first time I really blushed like big time"

"You were blushing? I thought you were just so mad at Mike for making things worse by whistling that your face turned red" -idiot! Now he's going to know you remember-

Edward chuckled but seemed to find things not as funny

"Oh yeah I almost forgot about Newton, he was also a reason for the red, I swear I was ready to go over there and beat that kid to a pulp, at the time I wasn't sure why it wasn't until later that I realized I was in love with you and just the thought of another guy even just whistling at you pissed me off big time"

"Wow, jealous much?" I was genuinely surprised to hear this from Edward, he was usually so calm about thing and I had never taken him for the jealous type

"No, not anymore I use to get that way a lot but now I do get angry but then all I have to do is remember the fact that you chose me, im good with that"

I felt the smile on my face and knew if it got any bigger my whole face would split in two


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We finally arrived at Alice's about 10 minutes late but im sure she wouldn't kill us for just ten minutes.

Edward got out of the car first and opened my door for me, I smiled and took his hand as we walked to the front door.

The door flew open just as Edward was raising his hand to knock

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!" Alice was standing in the doorway smiling wildly and yelling almost at the top of her lungs, I flinched back some and put a hand to my ear

"Jeez im sorry Alice but are you really going to yell at us in-front of all these people?" I held onto Edwards hand tightly just incase she did decide now was a good time for a lecture of getting to places at the proper and given time

Alice put a hand over her mouth

"Oh sorry guys, its was just so loud in here a second ago that I had to yell in order for anyone to hear me, and don't worry im not that uptight! Come on in! Oh and HAPPY NEW YEARS!"

Edward squeezed my hand in reassurance and we all laughed together before Alice ushered us into the house.

She had a large two story building, it was decent for a big house, not monstrous but not dinky it was rather perfect even though it was only her and her husband Jasper who lived in it they said they were planning on having many kids so they needed the extra room.

Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Edward, and I have been friends since we were little. In kindergarten, Alice and Rosalie were tight buddies when I came in during the middle of the year and the both of them welcomed me with open arms, literally, my first day of school I nervously walked into my class to have two girls my age tackle me with big hugs saying how happy they were that I had come. Needless to say I stayed with them all the time. It was in second grade when Emmett came around and even at that age Rosalie fell head over heals, they were now engaged and planning there wedding for sometime in the summer. Jasper and Edward didn't come around until about fifth grade they became close friends with Emmett quickly which meant we got to hang out, I immediately fell in love with Edward but I tried to pretend that he was nothing but a friend to me, which was hard until I got my first boyfriend in the seventh grade, Jakob Black was his name.. Now there was a story. But I'll think about that later. It wasn't until freshman year of high school that Jasper finally came out and admitted his feelings for Alice, the two quickly started dating and even got engaged near the end of our Sophomore year, of course they weren't married until after high school. It took Edward about 9 years to finally admit what his heart had been telling him since he was a little kid, but in some ways im actually glad he waited, I may only be 19 but im definitely old enough for a serious relationship which is exactly what the both of us want. Although neither of us has really talked about marriage to be honest both of us have a sort of commitment issue when it comes to things like that, but once again that will have to wait till another time.

There was about 20 people crammed in the lower part of the house, all wearing party hard and had cups of who knows what in their hands.

Edward and I stood out a bit in the crowd, seeing as we were dressed in formal clothing from the party before hand while everyone here had on casual dress clothes, such as tight pants, fitting shirts, or sexy dresses, but nothing quite as elegant as the tuxedo and formal gowned that Edward and I were wearing

"Wow Bella you look fantastic!" Alice squeaked happily bouncing around me, I blushed some and looked down at myself

"Actually I look kinda plain, you should have seen some of the women there the..."

"Oh push shush Bella!" Alice piped in grabbing my hands and admiring me once more

"Who cares what those stuck up hags were wearing, look at you! You are magnificent and glowing!!" Alice explained happily, her face lighting up

I looked down once more to take in my appearance.

I was wearing a deep blue dress that layered all the way to the bottom, the last few layers held a brighter shade of blue and one with a hint of purple, the top was snug and fitting as well as strapless, a deep blue diamond necklace was draped around my neck along with matching earrings and a bracelet that rested on my right hand behind my silver watch, my hair was piled into a messy bun style with some hairs hanging down around my face. To be honest I felt rather beautiful but hearing it from someone else still made it sound almost unbelievable. (pictures will be on my profile soon)

"She's right Bella, you are absolutely gorgeous" a silky velvet voice broke through my ears and I felt another chill slide through my body, Edward placed his hand on the small of my back and gave me another beautiful smile, I blushed again and looked back to Alice

"That may be but I could never compare to Alice, even on a casual day you are radiant looking" I exclaimed twirling her around with one finger, Alice giggled and said something I couldn't quite make out, but it sounded something like "They say mothers have that look about them" but I couldn't be sure.


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After a few hours of partying and mingling I began to notice things, such as the way Jasper kept looking over at Alice, a new look in his eyes, and the way Alice seemed to shy away from anything that could possibly have even a hint of alcohol in it.

"I think Alice is pregnant" I said bluntly turning to Edward who stopped mid gulp and nearly choked on his Dr. Pepper, which im sure was uncomfortable

"Why would you say that?" he said in a hushed tone getting closer to me so that noone else could hear our conversation

"Haven't you noticed the way she's been acting and -"

"BELLA oh my god you look amazing!" A beautiful happy voice broke my conversation and train of thought, I turned to my side to see Rosalie and Emmett at the doorway. Now they were late.

"Rosie! Em!" I said happily picking my dress up some so I could move quicker over to my friends

I gave Rose a big hug and then Emmett came around with one of his bear hugs that nearly killed me

"Wow there girl you are looking mighty fine tonight, you know you didn't have to get all dressed up for me, but I do find it very flattering." Emmett pipped in happily taking in my appearance

"Oh come now Emmett, you know I would do anything to impress you" I said slyly looking Emmett up and down. He burst out laughing and gave me another hug

"OH ROSIE EMMETT IM SO GLAD YOUR FINALLY HERE!!" Alice appeared out of thin air and swooped in for big hugs from her dear friends.

"Now I know you just got here but I have big news that I want to tell everyone but I had to wait till you got here." Alice was doing her super fast speaking again and all of us barley caught what she was saying.

Alice grabbed me and Rose by the hand and pulled us into the middle of the living room with her, Edward and Emmett followed close behind and soon Jasper and Alice were standing on the coffee table

"Can I have everyone's attention" Jasper said loudly, the music stopped and everyone turned to him and Alice.

"Now me and Jazz here have some really exciting news that we would like to share with you all" Alice looked lovingly up at Jasper who nodded,

Alice looked back down right at Rosalie and I which made it obvious it was mostly us she wanted to tell

"The Hales are pregnant, meaning im going to have a baby!" Alice said happily, her eyes lighting up into stars and she held her hands together tightly

-I KNEW IT- I screamed in my head while everyone burst out into applause,

Rosalie and I didn't bother waiting to shake their hands or say congratulations from behind a bunch of people, instead we both jumped onto the coffee table and hugged onto both Alice and Jasper with all our might

"What did you figure out?" Rosalie said happily bouncing up and down with Alice

"Just the other day, I went to the doctors and got a positive thumbs up the day before yesterday, I've been trying to find the perfect time to tell you and I figured now would be good" Alice had tears of happiness in her eyes were seemed to be contagious because both Rosalie and I were both getting teary.

Edward and Emmett had also jumped on the table and were congratulating Jasper, im sure the table wouldn't hold out much longer so I voiced my concern and everyone seemed to agree, after we got off the table people began to jump in with there happy words and encouragements.

The rest of the night, well morning, was a blast, there was tons of dancing and laughter as well as some Karaoke which turned out to be extremely funny since practically everyone was drunk by then.

It was about 6 in the morning when the last of the crowd disappeared into the faint sunlight and made there way on foot or through taxi to there homes so that they could sleep and get ready for the hangover that would surly torment them severely.

"I had a wonderful time Alice thank you. You to have a good first day of 2008 alright? And you be watch it, if anything happens to my niece or nephew I will blame you" I said teasingly pointing at Jasper who laughed

"You wouldn't happen to be slightly drunk Miss Isabella Swan?" Alice said happily poking me, I gasped and looked at her with a hurt and surprised expression

"How dare you" I said standing tall and turning to march away, but of course I had to trip on my own foot and fall forward,

I closed my eyes and waited for the feeling of impact, when I didn't eat carpet after a moment I opened my eyes to see a rather amused Edward holding onto me. He helped me and pulled me close

"Are you going to be ok?" he said casually trying to hide his smile, but you could see the humor in his eyes

"I may need mouth to mouth resuscitation" I said weekly looking deep into his eyes

this time he couldn't hold his laughter and so he let it out slowly by chuckling

"Come my love, let me take you home"

After our goodbye's Edward lifter me up bridal style and carried me to the car, he fastened me into the passengers side and got in to drive

"Hey wait, you drank to last night, you know your not suppose to drink and drive silly" I said very childishly waving my finger at Edward who continued to turn on the car and begin to drive away

"I had one glass of champaign and nothing else. I am perfectly capable of driving.

He had me there. So instead of arguing or being further embarrassed this morning I leaned back and enjoyed the peaceful ride back to me apartment.


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When we made it to my apartment I had zoned out completely and didn't even realize when Edward opened me door and pulled me out of the car, the only thing that brought me back to reality was the cold wind that hit my bare chest and sent shivers through my body,

Edward felt me shiver and held me close

"Hello Miss Swan, Mr Mason" Rob the doorman said happily greeting us just before we walked in through the revolving doors

"Hello Rob, I hope you had a happy new year" Edward said kindly

"Why yes I did actually, it seems you may have enjoyed yourself as well" Rob was a very sweet old man, he had been working at the building for many many years but it didn't show, most people would become quiet and cold to others if they had been treated as nothing but a nuisance for so long, but not Rob I always rather enjoyed stopping and talking to him, we had actually become a really good friend, Edward even enjoyed his company.

"I'm sorry to cut our conversation short my good friend but I really must take Miss Swan up to her room, she needs her rest and I don't think this cold will be playing nicely with her body temperature" Edward nodded a goodbye and Rob gave a slight bow as we entered.

My room was the last room on the 30'th floor, it over looked a lot of New York as well as it had a view of the statue of liberty which stood off in the distance.

Edward opened my front door without even putting me down, we entered to spacious living room and he set me on the couch

"Do you want me to get you anything before I go?" I felt my heart sink when Edward started that he was actually going to leave. Im not sure what came over me but some reason I decided there was something I was going to do.

"There is a really big shirt in my room sitting on the top of my dresser, could you bring it to me please?" I asked softly looking up into Edwards eyes, he seemed slightly confused but agreed anyway's.

When Edward walked I kicked off my shoes and sat still for a few moments,

When I heard his footsteps coming back down the hall from me room I stood up, unzipped my dress, and let it fall to the ground, I heard a loud gasp but ignored it, I reached up and pulled a few bobby pins out of my brown hair, letting it fall down around my face and cascade down my back

I sighed and looked up at Edward who was frozen in place, my big shirt tight in his grip, his eyes wondered over my body a few times lingering at certain areas before his eyes traveled back up to meet mine. There I was standing in front of my boyfriend in nothing but a strapless push-up bra and pair of silk underwear.

I turned and started walking towards Edward running a hand through my hair, Edward's eyes got wider and I noticed he stopped breathing

I stopped in front of him and grabbed onto the shirt, "thanks" I said softly in what actually sounded like a somewhat sexy voice.

"Bella" Edwards voice was strained and out of breath, I felt another chill go through my body. I must have had much more alcohol than I thought because any other day I would probably have killed over just thinking about doing something like this

I stepped forward so our body's were nearly touching, Edward gasped again and his breath started to get fast and erratic

"Do you really have to go" I said looking up into his eyes, pleading with my own "cant you stay a while longer"

Im not quite sure what happen next but I do remember feeling a pair of hands wrap around my body and pulling me close, and his lips, his sweet urgent lips hungry to brush every part of me they could find.

Edward pulled me close, his hands running up and down my back, mine wrapped tightly around his neck pulling him as close to me as possible, I wrapped a leg around him and heard a soft moan escape his lips it nearly drove me crazy, then I felt his tung brush against my lips, I opened them allowing for this to go further. Im not to sure when we made it to the bedroom but soon I felt my soft fluffy comforter underneath me.

"Well then, cheers to a new year, may it be an exciting one"

were the last coherent thought that floated through my mind.


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