"Scar (Not Taka)" to the tune of They Might Be Giants' "Istanbul (Not Constantinople"
Megan Lerseth
Before his scar, he was known as Taka
But now he's scarred, so don't call him Taka
It's the fangirls now who still call him Taka
While they know his name is Scar
There's only one book that calls him Taka
But it's Disney-made, so they call him Taka
It's a long time since the pride called him Taka
They prefer to call him Scar
"Well, who is Taka?" the newbies tend to ask
And the fans all laugh a laugh that's dark
"It's Scar before he got his mark!"
So let's go back to when he was Taka
No, you can't go back to when he was Taka
It's a long time since the pride called him Taka
(Did you know that "Taka" means trash?
I'd take being "Scar" in a flash.)
"Well, who is Taka?" the newbies tend to ask
And the fans all laugh a laugh that's dark
"It's Scar before he got his mark!"
Before his scar, he was known as Taka
But now he's scarred, so don't call him Taka
It's the fangirls now who still call him Taka
(Did you know that "Taka" means trash?
I'd take being "Scar" in a flash.)
So let's go back to when he was Taka
No, you can't go back to when he was Taka
It's a long time since the pride called him Taka
(Did you know that "Taka" means trash?
I'd take being "Scar" in a flash.)
Now he's Scar…
