Author's Note- So here is a fic for the fiacathon on GW, I picked 'Battle for the tv remote.' Pure fluff with some gutter and innuendo!

Some Things Are Better

"We are not watching another techno babble show again." Jack said with his arms crossed over his chest.

"Jack we watch the Simpsons every weekend, this show only comes on once." Sam said as she sat next to him on the couch.

"The only reason you want to watch it is so you can point out everything they have wrong." He accused.

She didn't deny it. "But don't you think the Simpsons are getting a bit…old?" She asked with her 'I'll brake it to him gently smile.'

"Who are you?" He asked as he squinted his eyes at her.

Sam rolled her eyes at him. "Come on please…Jack." Sam said in that voice that could make him do anything for her.

"No…that look is not working on me this time." He said not budging an inch.

Damn she thought. He'd do anything for her, just not when it involved his favorite tv show.

"We're watching the Simpsons." Jack said in a firm voice as he picked up the tv remote.

"No we're not." She said reaching to grab it out of his hand.

"Ah!" Jack said slapping her hand away.

Sam again tried to get the remote out of his hand but Jack jumped up off the couch.

"Your not getting this." He said as he walked to the other side of the coffee table and held the remote to himself possessively.

"We'll see about that." Sam snickered as she got up.

She tried to get it from him again but he was too quick. They were both running around the living room, Jack trying to dodge Sam. They did this for several minutes before Sam was finally able to get the remote.

"I told you I'd get."

"Oh for cryin' out loud!" Jack rolled his eyes at her.

He walked up to her and Sam put the remote behind her back. Jack tried to reach behind her but lost his footing and he feel backwards taking Sam with him.

"Oft!!" They both said.

Sam had landed softly on Jack, but he on the other hand had landed straight on the hard ground.

"You okay?" Jack whispered nervously.

"Yes, how are the knees?"

"A little worse for ware but otherwise okay." Jack said as he gently moved Sam off of him, and leaned over her as she laid on the floor. Jack put each of his hands right next to her sides, playfully pinning her to the ground. "So are you going to give me the remote?" He whispered.

"No." Sam squeaked out, realizing what he was trying to do.

"Okay then." He said as he leaned over her and placed a kiss on her neck. He slowly kissed his way up her neck. He ended his little seduction of her by placing a searing kiss against her lips. "How about now Samantha?" He whispered in that low sexy voice of his.

"Oh uh." Sam blinked several times.

He loved these moments when he could leave her speechless. All those years of trying to leave her speechless and all it took was some kissing. Jack smiled smugly. "So do I get the remote or not?" He teased her.

Her beautiful blue eyes meet his. "Um how about we do some…other things?" She asked blushing.

Jack was captivated and knew he couldn't resist when she looked and asked like that.

"Yeah sure ya betcha." He said as he helped her off he ground.

They walked hand in hand into their bedroom, there were some things that were way better then the Simpsons after all.

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