A/N: We, Quinn and Danielle, announce the birth our very first, brand-spanking rosy newborn baby story, 'When In Greece..." . We are so very pleased to be joining the ranks of the 'Writers Who Have Actually Posted Their Stories'. We hope you enjoy our tale, and feel free to review anytime a particular thought strikes you. We welcome all comments, suggestions, praise, or even criticism. Now. Go read. Go on! What are you waiting for?

Disclaimer: As much as we wish that Jack, Daniel, Jonas, and Martouf were ours to do with as we will, they are not. In fact, we own nothing. Except the plot. Yep. That's ours.

Spoilers: Mostly 'In The Line Of Duty', but anything through season seven is fair game.

Summary: On a routine mission, SG-1 is captured by a Greek goddess. Daniel befriends her, Sam fixes things, Jack shoots bad guys, and Teal'c stands quietly and looks imposing...

Timeline: This story exists out of regular time. I suppose you could call it AU, but only in a very mild sense. We will probably refer to episodes up to and through season 7, but Martouf is alive, as is Doc Fraisier

Pairings: We haven't decided yet, but there will be no slash. Ever. shudder

Stargate Command

"Ookay, let's go. Move out. Vamanos." Jack waved his gun towards the active gate, and tilted his head in the same general direction. Teal'c raised a characteristic eyebrow, and stepped onto the ramp.

"Shall I take point O'Neill?"

"Oh, why not. Have at it, T. Carter! Daniel! Today!"

The loudspeaker clicked on and Carter's voice came across,"I'll be right there, sir."

"I'm here. I'm waiting," Daniel looked up. He had apparently been fiddling with one of the many pockets on his vest.

"Good. Carter, see Daniel? He's a good boy. He packed his lunch. What're you doing?"

"I'm double checking the computer's drift calculations. Remember a few years ago when I didn't do it right, and we ended up in 1969? This time, if I don't finish here, we might end up in the future."

"Oh. That's bad. How long? Take much longer, and the White House is gonna short out."

"I'm done," she turned the microphone off, and entered the gate room a moment later. "Ready."

"Damn. And I wanted to meet my grand kids. All right, c'mon." Jack followed Teal'c up the the ramp, and stepped through the gate.

P2X-935

The team emerged on the other side, and found themselves surrounded by sparse tree cover, and low bushes. There seemed to be a path leading off to the left.

"Carter," said Jack. "Remind me again. Why are we here?"

"Ruins, sir."

"Yes, where are the ruins?" Daniel turned in a circle. "SG-3's report said there was a temple north of here... somewhere."

"North...That's left. A path. How convenient. How...storybook." Jack again, of course. "Let's...Does anyone hear that?"

"Hear what?" Carter looked around.

"That sound." Jack clarified vaguely. The noise he was referring to became apparent soon after, a loud humming. "Oh, damn. Take cover!" He hurried into the trees just as a trio of gliders came over the hill which lay directly in front of the gate.

"Oh, I hope that's just a patrol," Daniel complained as he ducked behind a shrubby bush. Carter swung her P-90 into firing position and waited to see if they had been spotted. Jack leveled his own weapon against a low branch.

"You will lower your weapons immediately!" came the sharp order behind him.

"Ah, damn." Jack said again. "Carter?"

It did not take them long to discern that they were surrounded.

"Oh, I hate it when that happens." Jack complained.

A/N: Yes, we know, that was ridiculously short, and more than a little abrupt. More will be forthcoming, if this was enjoyable...