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Lelouch Lamperouge danced into the living room and said "I have big news."

C. C. replied "I already feel concerned."

Lelouch said "Well I feel offended by your quick judgement. I've done something great."

C. C. replied "Yeah right you prince of slapstick."

Lelouch said "A few days ago you said that I need to do something that helps other people so I got a job that will benefit a majority of the world."

C. C. asked "What job did you get you over exaggerating bragger?"

Lelouch said "My new job is to be a life guard."

C. C. replied "Guarding one swimming pool wouldn't help a majority of the world. Also you wouldn't be a good guard."

Lelouch asked "How could you say such cruel words?"

C. C. said "I say that to help you. You break stuff everyday which means you're like the opposite of a life saver. In fact I practically have to be your bodyguard everyday."

Lelouch proudly said "Well I'm going to do a really awesome job as a life guard. I'm going to save millions of people." C. C. rolled her eyes. Lelouch asked "Why do you always doubt me?"

C. C. said "Because you've lost over a dozen jobs this year."

Lelouch replied "Well I'm going to be the employee of the decade."

The next morning Lelouch woke up and drove to the swimming pool. Lelouch said "Greetings citizens of the swimming pool. The future lifeguard of the century is here. Prepare to be saved with more coolness and charm than ever before."

The swimming pool owner said "Hi Lelouch. I hope you do a wonderful job on your first day."

Lelouch replied "I'm going to do more than blow your socks off with my performance. I'm going to melt your socks. You're going to be sock less by the end of the week."

The owner said "Okay Lelouch." The owner left to stock up on socks.

Lelouch looked around and saw the lifeguarding chair. Lelouch tried to jump onto the chair, but he accidentally knocked the chair into the swimming pool. Thankfully there were no swimmers in the pool yet so nobody got hurt. Lelouch got stressed out so he broke the chair and threw it far away. The chair crash landed a nearby bench. The chair and the bench got broken into various pieces.

A few minutes later swimmers started arriving. Lelouch said "Greeting swimmers. I'm Lelouch, the master of lifeguarding. I'm like your new bodyguard, because I'm going to protect you from the nasty ocean. I'm like the Ted Knight of swimming pools."

Shirley Fenette said "Hi Lulu. What's going on?"

Lelouch proudly said "I'm the new lifeguard."

Shirley replied "I'm proud of you, but I'm concerned."

Lelouch said "You and C. C. have too many concerns. Go swim. I'll save you after you drown. When do you plan on drowning?"

Shirley replied "People don't drown on purpose so it's not something that's scheduled."

A few minutes later Jeremiah Gottwald said "Cannon ball."

Lelouch nervously asked "Where's the cannon?"

Jeremiah said "It's just a little expression."

Lelouch sighed and replied "Okay."

Jeremiah jumped into the pool. He jumped so hard that he got worn out. He said "I feel tired, but I must stay awake. Well I actually have the choice to fall asleep even though that would be a dumb thing to do." Jeremiah started sleeping.

Shirley nervously said "That guy needs your help Lulu."

Lelouch asked "What's the problem?"

Shirley said "He foolishly started napping in the swimming pool."

Lelouch proudly responded "I'll save orange boy." Lelouch jumped into the ocean and tried to grab Jeremiah. He got some people to help him drag Jeremiah out of the swimming pool.

Shirley said "He needs mouth to mouth to save him."

Lelouch replied "That's too weird to do." Lelouch threw an orange into Jeremiah's mouth.

Jeremiah got up and said "I feel as fresh as a fruit stand full of barely expired fruit. That means I feel good."

A few minutes later Lelouch grabbed a glass and used it to get some water from the swimming pool. Lelouch drank it and said "The swimming pool tastes terrible. I need to give the swimming pool a new flavor. Please exit out of the swimming pool everybody." The swimmers stepped out of the swimming pool.

Shirley asked "What's going on Lulu?"

Lelouch said "The swimming pool water doesn't taste good. Thankfully I'm the prince of being helpful so I'll take care of this problem. You swimmers will need to wait a few hours." Lelouch had the water in the swimming pool taken away.

Lelouch drove to the grocery store and bought several gallons of soda. Lelouch asked "Can one of your employees help with a really important mission? I can pay you a very high price."

The grocery store owner replied "Well that sounds like a interesting deal. What do you need help with?"

Lelouch said "I need one of your employees to help me fill the swimming pool with soda."

The grocery store owner replied "I'll have one of my top employees do the job for you."

Lelouch and the employee drove to the swimming pool. They filled the swimming area with soda. Lelouch said "Now the swimming pool has the high quality taste that it should have."

Shirley asked "Why did you fill the swimming pool with soda Lulu?"

Lelouch said "Swimming pools need good taste. It's a essential element to the steps of high quality swimming adventures."

Shirley replied "But taste isn't something that swimming pools require."

Lelouch said "Well I bring charm to every job that I have. I've brought the ultimate charm of an edible swimming pool to you tourists."

Jeremiah replied "Soda is drinkable, not edible." Lelouch got mad at Jeremiah for correcting him so he pushed him into the pool.

Lelouch asked "What do you think of the soda pool?"

Jeremiah said "It's super gross dude."

Lelouch said "You're too strict."

Jeremiah replied "I'm sorry."

Lelouch said "Write a giant apology letter for me."

Jeremiah replied "Okay my prince." Jeremiah stepped out of the pool and left.

Lelouch said "It seems like Jeremiah refuses to accept that swimming pools must change. Try the pool out swimmers." Several of the swimmers refused to go into the swimming pool. Lelouch said "Thankfully Shirley has the loyalty that Jeremiah lacks."

Shirley replied "I'm usually honored and excited to try out your inventions Lulu, but a soda pool won't work."

Lelouch said "People need to take risks. I'm going to prove how great the soda pool is by going into it." Lelouch stepped into the pool. He was really thirsty so he started drinking the soda.

One of the swimmers said "That seems like a bad pool, but a good fountain." A few swimmers went into the pool and started drinking the soda. Several minutes later Lelouch and the swimmers finished drinking the soda. There was barely any soda left. It looked like an empty pool.

Lelouch said "The pool is basically gone. It seems like I messed up."

Shirley replied "Despite that I'm proud of your effort. Is your work day almost done?"

Lelouch said "Yes. The boss will be here in like five minutes."

Shirley replied "After I get changed and you finish work we should go out."

Lelouch said "Okay sweetie." Shirley blushed while walking away.

A few minutes later the swimming owner returned and asked "Where's the swimming pool?"

Lelouch sighed and said "I tried to add creativity to the pool. Most swimming pools are too generic. I tried to make things unique by getting rid of the regular pool water and replacing it with soda water. Sadly people drank most of the soda."

The owner replied "You can't have the job anymore. Also you failed to melt any of my socks."

Lelouch said "I'll do something cooler then." Lelouch took off the owner's socks and threw them into the mostly empty pool. However there was enough soda left to get the socks stained.

After Lelouch got kicked out Shirley walked up to him and asked "Are you ready to go on our date?"

Lelouch said "I guess. I feel like I messed up today though. I should buy a mini pool so I can find ways to make more unique. I could use strawberry milk instead of regular pool water next time."

After Lelouch finished up his date with Shirley he bought a mini pool and danced home. C. C. asked "How was your lifeguarding adventure?"

Lelouch said "I drank my chances of keeping the job."

C. C. asked "Are you done with being a lifeguard?"

Lelouch smiled and said "I'm going to try out other jobs that involve water. I'm trying to find out what I should fill swimming pools with. I'm going to fill the new mini pool with hot sauce."