Konichewai yall... its my first story...hope u like and i want reviews! go crazy!
Disclamer: i do NOT own inyuasha...Foamy the squrriell and his plot lines... or serenity ( she belongs to maru-sha)... i DO however own matthew...he is me...
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" Hey, guess what I got online?" Matthew said while running inside
" what?" serenity said with a confused look on her face
" its that toaster from that haunted housed in Amityville."
He holds up a red toaster with a skull and cross-bone on it
"What is so great about it?" she said
Watch… this is cool, u put in regular white bread and….."
20 seconds later…wheat breads pops out
" what the fuck?" serenity said looking scared
"that what's cool, you put in white bread, you get wheat, put in wheat, you get pumpernickel, you put in pumpernickel, you get a blue berry muffin!" Matthew said with a huge smile on his face
" bullshit, that impossible"
"what? you don't believe me? Well it just so happens I have some pumpernickel bread…. Right here!" he said
He puts it in the toaster and… another 20 seconds later…..
" what the fuck?" they said at the same time
they saw blueberry muffin come out the toaster
" how the hell did it become a blueberry muffin?" serenity said to Matthew
" honestly serenity… I have no damn idea.. "
" what happens when u put in a bagel?"
" Good question." Matthew said while pulling out a bagel from his pocket
10 seconds later…they see pork chops come out
" why is it a pork chop?" serenity said
" I don't know but I was hoping for one of them toasty-cakes, damn…"
someone knocks on the door
" come in!" serenity said
inyuasha walks in with a bag
" hey brother!" serenity said
" hey serenity, what's going on?"
" its this fucking haunted toaster!"
" what's so bat about it….have u tried a bagel?" inyuasha said
"naw, the internet said no bagels"
"why not?" serenity and inyuasha said at the same time
" I don't know, something about a human hand….eh…don't fuck around with it"
Matthew walks out the room and serenity and inyuasha look at each other
Another 20 seconds later
" whoa, it's a human hand." Inyuasha said
Matthew comes back in and see the toaster
" What did I tell you about using bagels!"
THE END
" the Amityville toaster…make breakfast spooky….spooky talking toaster….spooky eating toast….yum yum yum….. human hand"
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