Konichewai yall... its my first story...hope u like and i want reviews! go crazy!

Disclamer: i do NOT own inyuasha...Foamy the squrriell and his plot lines... or serenity ( she belongs to maru-sha)... i DO however own matthew...he is me...

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" Hey, guess what I got online?" Matthew said while running inside

" what?" serenity said with a confused look on her face

" its that toaster from that haunted housed in Amityville."

He holds up a red toaster with a skull and cross-bone on it

"What is so great about it?" she said

Watch… this is cool, u put in regular white bread and….."

20 seconds later…wheat breads pops out

" what the fuck?" serenity said looking scared

"that what's cool, you put in white bread, you get wheat, put in wheat, you get pumpernickel, you put in pumpernickel, you get a blue berry muffin!" Matthew said with a huge smile on his face

" bullshit, that impossible"

"what? you don't believe me? Well it just so happens I have some pumpernickel bread…. Right here!" he said

He puts it in the toaster and… another 20 seconds later…..

" what the fuck?" they said at the same time

they saw blueberry muffin come out the toaster

" how the hell did it become a blueberry muffin?" serenity said to Matthew

" honestly serenity… I have no damn idea.. "

" what happens when u put in a bagel?"

" Good question." Matthew said while pulling out a bagel from his pocket

10 seconds later…they see pork chops come out

" why is it a pork chop?" serenity said

" I don't know but I was hoping for one of them toasty-cakes, damn…"

someone knocks on the door

" come in!" serenity said

inyuasha walks in with a bag

" hey brother!" serenity said

" hey serenity, what's going on?"

" its this fucking haunted toaster!"

" what's so bat about it….have u tried a bagel?" inyuasha said

"naw, the internet said no bagels"

"why not?" serenity and inyuasha said at the same time

" I don't know, something about a human hand….eh…don't fuck around with it"

Matthew walks out the room and serenity and inyuasha look at each other

Another 20 seconds later

" whoa, it's a human hand." Inyuasha said

Matthew comes back in and see the toaster

" What did I tell you about using bagels!"

THE END

" the Amityville toaster…make breakfast spooky….spooky talking toaster….spooky eating toast….yum yum yum….. human hand"


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