Chapter 1: The Bet

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight, it's Stephanie Meyer's, I just figured out a realistic way for her vampires to get drunk!

AN: I'm not I RuleThisWorldSoGetYourOwn I'm just using her account until I get my own. My pen name is Supa Paratroopa and this is my first fanfic.

Emmett's POV

I watched as the credits rolled by on our latest game and sighed. Jasper and I had beaten it in no more than two hours. Jasper was pressing the buttons with hope that maybe they'd go by faster. "What are we going to do now?" I asked.

Rose was working on her car, Alice was shopping online, Carlisle was at the hospital, Esme was hunting, and Edward, of course, was waiting for Charlie to fall asleep so he could watch Bella sleep. Clearly none of them would be able to entertain us. I looked at my watch. 10:17. "It's been fifteen minutes," I moaned.

"They'll end soon, I'm sure," Jasper replied, though he sounded like he was losing patience with the wait as well.

I started tapping my finger against the couch's arm. "I'm still bored. Why don't you ask Alice how much longer this is going to take?"

"I'm not going to…" Apparently Jasper wasn't as bored as I thought he was.

"Oh look," I exclaimed, "the credits are ending!" As the last credits flew by, one of the characters drunkenly wobbled up to the front of the screen and ran into it. We both laughed. "Hey, wouldn't that be so much fun?" I asked.

"Fun? To do what?"

"Get drunk, of course," I said nonchalantly.

"Vampires can't get drunk!"

"Who says they can't?"

"You want a bet?"

"The usual?"

"You're on!" He practically yelled. Then we slapped hands, "Here. I'll be nice and give you two days instead of one to prove a vampire can actually get drunk."

"OK. I'm not going to need it though," I replied, "Hey! Don't get cocky or I'll take it back." I just grinned- I had a plan.

I left him to find something to do and headed for Rose and my room. On the way up, I ran into Edward. I was going to tell him about the bet and see if he wanted to help but he just held up his hand and said, "Leave me out of it, whatever it is," and just kept walking. Then he came back to add, "Oh and if this has something to do with police, leave Charlie alone too." Then he left.

I just shrugged and continued on to Rose and my room. I had been planning on trying this for some time, now I just had a reason. I grabbed my wallet with my credit cards and one of Rose's just in case Carlisle cut off my credit cards again. Then I dashed to the garage hopped into my jeep. "Now to set my plan into action," I chuckled, pulling out of the driveway.


An: Well that's chapter 1 people; you know the drill, review! Oh and if you have a good Idea for what the usual bet should be, I may consider it.