I waited in hungered impatience, for my scrumptiously delicious PIZZA

Beep! Beep! Beep! Went the timer for the pizza in the oven

I wasted no time and immediately opened it to shove it down my throat whole

Purrrrrrrrrr

It slides down into my awaiting stomach where it begins to be digested

Yum, pizza all the way

Well that's all I have today

With that said, this is derp

I'm a banana