Summary: The instances where Tsuna is always the straight man and he wonders if he should get paid for it.
No. 1: The Corny Couple
Honey-brown orbs glanced at the scene in front of him with practiced patience and maturity. On top of a tall platform, a blond man clenched down with one knee and presented a single red rose to a brown-haired woman. They were sparkling brightly and colorful flowers seemed to surround them. They were in their own world as the woman blushed furiously in delight at the red rose and the man proclaimed loudly to the world that he loved her. Some black men cheered at that while a woman with an odd baby sighed heavily. The people, who passed by and saw them, simply ignored them and carried on their lives.
"Where did those flowers and sparkles come from?" the six-year-old boy asked deadpannedly, pointing out all the flaws of the scene.
"Papa was in Antartica last night...how come he's already here in the morning?"
"Where did that platform come from?"
"Just who are those with Papa?"
"Why is Okaa-san acting like this is normal?"
"Why is no one asking the oddity of the situation?!"
The woman with the baby snorted in amusement, having witnessed and heard the brown-haired boy.
"This is just too corny..."
Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed at his silly parents. He loved them wholeheartedly but they were sometimes too much. It was just Valentines Day. There was no one to be more corny than usual.
"Okaa-san," he called out for his mother, who had at least, more sense than his idiotic father. "Should we go inside first?"
'So that we can totally avoid embarrassing ourselves more,' was left unsaid.
"Ah, but Tuna, this is a wonderful day to show everyone how much I love my darling!" the blond was certainly living up to his stereotype.
"We're disturbing them, Papa. I'm sure that they're all busy with their own lives," the usually shy boy smiled confidently, his mouth twitching in irritation. 'They don't care about that and you're just being silly! And my name's not Tuna!'
"Still, Nana's beauty needs to be seen by the world!" Iemitsu exclaimed proudly and looked at the blushing woman lovingly. "You just keep on becoming more and more beautiful every time I see you, love!"
"Oh, Iemitsu," Nana put a hand over her mouth, trying to compose herself.
'Oh Kami, this is just the worse,' Tsuna felt really awkward from his parent's cheesiness and he hid his flushed face with his small hands.
After a minute of the couple having their moment, the young brunet had enough.
"This is nice and all but we really need to go inside," he deadpanned without anymore guilt. He was just too embarrassed. "Our guests seem to be close to puking."
Said guests were startled, except for the amused woman and baby while his parents just looked scandalized.
"Tsu-kun, don't joke," his mother reprehended while his father chuckled at the unusually bite.
"I'm sorry," the boy shrugged.
Tsuna never thought that it would be the start of his "straight man" role.
A/N: So yeah, a story focusing on Tsuna being a straight man. I'm so gonna have fun with it! And of course, he would act like this to his parents first! I'm not basing but they do seem like a corny couple to me...
