p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"span lang="EN"Hogwarts was pretty lame ever since Voldemort had been destroyed. Everyone just hung out now and most even became lazy drunks. Harry was sick of all these boring shananigans and decided to throw a party. however, everyone hated Harry becasue they thought he was too dangerous. Too much power for one litte boy to have. So, only Ron Weasly, Harry's gay cousin, and his secret crush, Herman attended the party. They all got a little buzzed from the snake seamen they found in Harry's Grandpa's ancient goblet and thats when the real party began. They decided to play spin the wand, a game that only the crudest of imps play. Harry spun first. WIIIHHHSS the wand spun and landed on Ron. "Uh oh Ronny me boy!" yelled harry in a devious tone. "Looks like you gotta give Herman your Quittage broom!" Ron wasnt very happy about this becasue he had worked very hard to gain such a nice piece of equiptment. "Damn it Harry,you old whore! I'm not giving anyone my Quittage stick!" Shut the Fuck up Ron!" Yelled Harry out of angst."You have to, Ron, you little bitch. It's part of the game." Ron gave Herman a mean look and forcefully threw the quittage broom at her, impaling her with the stick. HArry was apalled. "WHAT THE FUCK, RON!" Herman squeeled in pain. HArry wasnt happy about this so he whipped out his magic wand, and shot webs of snake cum in Ron's eyes. "Owy owy, Harry, that hurts!" Ron started crying like the little twat he was. HArry just chuckled and kept shooting snake cum at him. Herman sat there, bleeding and half concious. HArry walked over to her and realized that he could magically heal her. HE removed the broom from her side and sowed her back together. A bunch of nigger rabbits came rushing in from the chamber of secrets,scared of something. Goop starting oozing from the floor and Harry knew that wasnt a good sign. Then he realized that Ron was gone. Oh shit, he thought. NExt thing he knew he was but naked in the chamber of secrets. Ron was also naked and herman was covered in orange cream. HArry was tied up and Ron was whipping him with a bull whip. The pain made Harry's wand very straight, almost as straight as a candied cane. YOWZA! screamed harry as a string of seamen left his beloved penus. IT shot Ron right in the eye, again, making him stumble and fall onto herman, causing her to suffocate and die. Harry was sad, his penis became limp and he fell asleep. He awoke, now at the tower of Babel and realized that something was wrong. HE then remeberd that snake seamen was a very strong hallucigen and that everything he had just witnessed was just a drug trip. This brought relief to him and so he laid down and went to sleep, for good. The snake seamen was also poisoness and killed Harry and his companions. /span/p
