Woohoo! A new fic!! I've had this idea in my head for awhile. Hope you like
it!
Disclaimer: Me: Cell? Cell: I'm not saying the disclaimer unless I'm in this story! Me: You are in this fic. Cell: I am? Me: Yep. Cell: Awesome! Jessica doesn't own DBZ.
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Ms. Applebee was very excited. Today was her first day of teaching kindergarten and she really wanted to meet her students. She placed nametags on every desk. She sat and waited for her students. The door opened and a bunch of kids walked in.
"Hello. My name is Ms. Applebee. I'm your teacher."
The kids just stared at her.
"I guess you're all nervous. Put your stuff in a cubby. Then on the desks are tags with your name on them. Find your name and sit down. If you need help ask me."
Everyone walked around the classroom looking for their names. Soon everyone was seated.
"Good job. Now I'm going to take attendance. When I call your name say here. Cell?"
"Here."
"Frieza?"
"Here."
"Vegeta?"
"That's Prince Vegeta and I'm here."
"Ok. Piccolo?"
"Here."
"Bulma?"
"Here!"
"Chi Chi?"
"Here!"
"18?"
"Here."
"17?"
"Here."
"Zarbon?"
"Here."
"Lunch?"
"Here!"
"Dodoria?"
"Here."
"Krillin?"
"Here."
"And Goku?"
Everyone looked around.
"Goku?"
"Mm?"
Goku was sitting by the cubbies eating everyone's snacks.
"Goku snack time is later ok?"
"Ok."
"Good. That means everyone is here. Now I'm going to give you all a piece of paper and I want you to tell me about yourselves. When you're done, hand me the paper and I'm going to read them out loud."
Ms. Applebee handed everyone paper and they began to write. A couple of minuets later everyone finished.
"Ok. I'm going to read them now. Cell wrote this one:
Hi. My name is Cell and I'm in my 1st form. I must absorb 17 and 18 to become more powerful. Once absorbed I will become perfect and shall blow up the earth."
Ms. Applebee looked and Cell and he smiled at her.
"Ok, that was…interesting…this one was written by Bulma:
Hello. My name is Bulma Brief. I'm 5 years old. My daddy owns the Capsule Corporation. I'll be in charge of it when I'm older. I hope to become a successful scientist.
Very good!"
Bulma smiled.
"This one was written by Chi Chi:
Hi! My name is Chi Chi. I'm 5 and I want to be a cook when I'm older. I really want to marry Goku. He's so cute! My child is going to be a scholar."
Goku's face was bright red.
"Good. Goku wrote this one:
Hey! My name is Son Goku. I want to be a fighter when I grow up. I hope to become the strongest fighter. I also like to eat. Eating is one of my favorite things.
That was very nice Goku."
Goku smiled at Ms. Applebee.
"The next one was written by Veget…"
Vegeta scowled at the teacher.
"I'm sorry. Prince Vegeta wrote this:
My name is Vegeta. I'm the prince of all saiyans. If you don't know what a saiyan is, you're a baka. I hope to become the strongest fighter and will surpass Kakarotto or as you call him Goku. I also want to rule the universe."
Ms. Applebee stared at Vegeta.
"Uh ok. 18 wrote this one:
My full name is Android 18. I'm an artificial being created by Dr. Gero. My purpose is to kill Goku.
Um…ok that was…uh good."
Goku moved his chair away from 18.
"This is 17's:
Hello human. My full name is Android 17. I am 18's brother. I was also created by Dr. Gero for the same reason 18 was. However, 18 and I killed Dr. Gero. We now do whatever we please.
Um ok…that's nice."
Ms. Applebee picked up the next paper.
"This is Piccolo's:
Hi. My name is Piccolo. I'm a namek. I came from an egg. I was supposed to kill Goku, but I have decided against it. I want to rule the Earth. Oh yeah, I like to meditate.
Um wow Goku's not that popular."
Ms. Applebee got the next paper.
"This one is Frieza's:
Hello weakling. My name is Frieza. I am the strongest being in the universe. You will bow before me or die! I am very close to ruling the universe, well actually my father is. Once he has every planet under his control, I shall kill him and rule everything! Muahahaha!
Ms. Applebee looked at Frieza and he smirked at her.
"Right. Zarbon wrote this one:
Hi. My name is Zarbon. I like to fight and I serve Lord Frieza. I am his right hand man.
Ok… This is Dodoria's:
Hi. My name is Dodoria. I like to eat and fight. I also serve Lord Frieza.
Ok."
Ms. Applebee was thinking of quitting after today.
"This is Lunch's:
Hi! My name is Lunch. I have a split personality. Every time I sneeze, I become a mean girl with blonde hair. The only way to get me back is to make me sneeze again."
Ms. Applebee looked at Lunch and Lunch smiled sweetly at her.
"The last one is Krillin's:
Hi. My name is Krillin. I like to fight, but not that much. I think I want to be a monk when I grow up.
Ok."
Ms. Applebee sighed and sat down.
"Why don't you all play for the rest of the day."
"Yea!"
Cell looked over at 17 and 18. He smiled and got up. 17 and 18 looked at each over. The slowly backed away. Frieza was giving orders to Zarbon and Dodoria. Goku was eating while Vegeta was telling him to fight. Chi Chi and Bulma were playing house with Lunch and Krillin. Piccolo was meditating.
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"Come on Kakarotto! Fight me!"
"But Vegeta…"
"What are you too scared Kakarotto?"
"No I'm hungry!"
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"Ok. We have to make plans to take over this classroom. Zarbon go get some paper and crayons."
"Yes Lord Frieza."
"Dodoria find me some slaves."
"Yes Lord Frieza."
***
Cell had just absorbed 17.
"Yes almost there!"
He was about to chase after 18 when Dordoria walked in front of him.
"Out of my way fat ass!"
18 ran over to the teacher.
"Ms. Applebee! Cell is trying to absorb me! He just absorbed my brother! Please help me!"
"Must die, must die, must die…"
"Huh?"
Ms. Applebee was trying to kill herself with a plastic knife. Cell came running over.
"Hahaha I got you now 18!"
"Not so fast!"
Krillin came running over.
"I won't let you absorb her!"
Cell just pushed Krillin out of the way and absorbed 18.
"Hahahaha! I'm finally perfect!"
"No!"
Krillin tried attacking Cell, but he just wound up hurting his hand. Cell was busy looking at himself. He powered up a little and Krillin went flying into a wall.
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"Well since we lost Krillin, I don't think we can play house anymore."
Dodoria walked over to them.
"You now work for Lord Frieza. Come with me."
He went to grab Chi Chi, but she picked up a plastic frying pan from the kitchen center and whacked Dodoria with it.
"Get away!"
Dodoria rubbed his head and grabbed Lunch's wrist.
"Come quietly or I'll drag you all there!"
Lunch wrinkled her nose.
"Ah…ahh…ahhhh choouuu!"
Bulma and Chi Chi both smile.
"Get your hands off me asshole!"
Lunch kicked Dodoria where the sun don't shine.
"OUCH!!"
Dodoria started running.
"Get back her you fucking coward!"
"Who are we going to play house with?"
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"Kakarotto as your prince, I demand you fight me now!"
"But Vegeta, I'm hungry!"
Cell walked by.
"I'll fight you Vegeta."
"Fine."
Vegeta and Cell walked away. Chi Chi came up behind Goku.
"Hello Goku."
"Uh hi Chi Chi. Why do you have a rope in your hand?"
"What rope?"
Chi Chi hid the rope behind her back.
"Um the rope you just put behind your back."
"I don't know what you're talking about. Here I brought you this pudding. It's chocolate."
"Mmm! Thanks!"
Goku took the pudding and started eating it. While he was distracted Chi Chi and Bulma tied up Goku.
"Huh?"
Chi Chi and Bulma dragged Goku away.
"Hheellpp!!"
***
Ms. Applebee was still trying to stab herself with the plastic knife.
"Must die, can't live, crazy kids, teaching blows, must die, kid absorbed 2 other kids, 2 kids tied another kid up and are forcing him to play, 2 kids are planning to take over the classroom, one kid is trying to kill another kid with a machine gun, kid that absorbed kids is fighting the kid with a tail, a kid is unconscious, kid is meditating, need to die now…"
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"Ok Zarbon, then we go over here and…"
"That sounds good Lord Frieza."
"Where's Dodoria?"
Dodoria comes running by with Lunch right behind him.
"Get back here!"
"Help me!"
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"Ok. Goku is my husband and Bulma you need a husband."
They looked around the classroom and spotted Piccolo in the corner. They both got a weird look in their eyes.
***
The teacher was rocking back and forth petting the knife.
"What's that Mr. Knife, this is all in my head? I'm just imaging this and the only way to stop is to die? Huh? You want to help me? Why thank you. Did you know I love you Mr. Knife? I love you with all my heart!"
Ms. Applebee started kissing the knife.
***
"Is that the best you can do Vegeta? You disappoint me!"
"Grr…I will win Cell!"
Vegeta threw a ki blast and Cell dodged it. The blast blew up half a wall.
***
Bulma and Chi Chi crept over to Piccolo. They took out the rope and tied him up.
"What the…what the heck are you doing?"
"We're playing house and you're Bulma's husband."
Piccolo just stared in horror. Chi Chi and Bulma dragged Piccolo over to where Goku was. Goku went to open his mouth.
"Shut up!"
***
Lunch finally caught Dodoria.
"Haha…now I've got you!"
She was about to pull the trigger when she sneezed.
"Huh? What's going on?"
Dodoria pushed her off him and ran over to Frieza.
"Well Dodoria, where are my slaves?"
"Oops."
Frieza charged up a ki ball. He was about to kill Dodoria when the bell rang. Ms. Applebee jumped out of her chair.
"Leave! Go home you demons!"
Everyone got their stuff and left.
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Woot! Did you like it? Please review! Thanks *gives thumbs up* Damn this story really killed my spell check.
Disclaimer: Me: Cell? Cell: I'm not saying the disclaimer unless I'm in this story! Me: You are in this fic. Cell: I am? Me: Yep. Cell: Awesome! Jessica doesn't own DBZ.
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Ms. Applebee was very excited. Today was her first day of teaching kindergarten and she really wanted to meet her students. She placed nametags on every desk. She sat and waited for her students. The door opened and a bunch of kids walked in.
"Hello. My name is Ms. Applebee. I'm your teacher."
The kids just stared at her.
"I guess you're all nervous. Put your stuff in a cubby. Then on the desks are tags with your name on them. Find your name and sit down. If you need help ask me."
Everyone walked around the classroom looking for their names. Soon everyone was seated.
"Good job. Now I'm going to take attendance. When I call your name say here. Cell?"
"Here."
"Frieza?"
"Here."
"Vegeta?"
"That's Prince Vegeta and I'm here."
"Ok. Piccolo?"
"Here."
"Bulma?"
"Here!"
"Chi Chi?"
"Here!"
"18?"
"Here."
"17?"
"Here."
"Zarbon?"
"Here."
"Lunch?"
"Here!"
"Dodoria?"
"Here."
"Krillin?"
"Here."
"And Goku?"
Everyone looked around.
"Goku?"
"Mm?"
Goku was sitting by the cubbies eating everyone's snacks.
"Goku snack time is later ok?"
"Ok."
"Good. That means everyone is here. Now I'm going to give you all a piece of paper and I want you to tell me about yourselves. When you're done, hand me the paper and I'm going to read them out loud."
Ms. Applebee handed everyone paper and they began to write. A couple of minuets later everyone finished.
"Ok. I'm going to read them now. Cell wrote this one:
Hi. My name is Cell and I'm in my 1st form. I must absorb 17 and 18 to become more powerful. Once absorbed I will become perfect and shall blow up the earth."
Ms. Applebee looked and Cell and he smiled at her.
"Ok, that was…interesting…this one was written by Bulma:
Hello. My name is Bulma Brief. I'm 5 years old. My daddy owns the Capsule Corporation. I'll be in charge of it when I'm older. I hope to become a successful scientist.
Very good!"
Bulma smiled.
"This one was written by Chi Chi:
Hi! My name is Chi Chi. I'm 5 and I want to be a cook when I'm older. I really want to marry Goku. He's so cute! My child is going to be a scholar."
Goku's face was bright red.
"Good. Goku wrote this one:
Hey! My name is Son Goku. I want to be a fighter when I grow up. I hope to become the strongest fighter. I also like to eat. Eating is one of my favorite things.
That was very nice Goku."
Goku smiled at Ms. Applebee.
"The next one was written by Veget…"
Vegeta scowled at the teacher.
"I'm sorry. Prince Vegeta wrote this:
My name is Vegeta. I'm the prince of all saiyans. If you don't know what a saiyan is, you're a baka. I hope to become the strongest fighter and will surpass Kakarotto or as you call him Goku. I also want to rule the universe."
Ms. Applebee stared at Vegeta.
"Uh ok. 18 wrote this one:
My full name is Android 18. I'm an artificial being created by Dr. Gero. My purpose is to kill Goku.
Um…ok that was…uh good."
Goku moved his chair away from 18.
"This is 17's:
Hello human. My full name is Android 17. I am 18's brother. I was also created by Dr. Gero for the same reason 18 was. However, 18 and I killed Dr. Gero. We now do whatever we please.
Um ok…that's nice."
Ms. Applebee picked up the next paper.
"This is Piccolo's:
Hi. My name is Piccolo. I'm a namek. I came from an egg. I was supposed to kill Goku, but I have decided against it. I want to rule the Earth. Oh yeah, I like to meditate.
Um wow Goku's not that popular."
Ms. Applebee got the next paper.
"This one is Frieza's:
Hello weakling. My name is Frieza. I am the strongest being in the universe. You will bow before me or die! I am very close to ruling the universe, well actually my father is. Once he has every planet under his control, I shall kill him and rule everything! Muahahaha!
Ms. Applebee looked at Frieza and he smirked at her.
"Right. Zarbon wrote this one:
Hi. My name is Zarbon. I like to fight and I serve Lord Frieza. I am his right hand man.
Ok… This is Dodoria's:
Hi. My name is Dodoria. I like to eat and fight. I also serve Lord Frieza.
Ok."
Ms. Applebee was thinking of quitting after today.
"This is Lunch's:
Hi! My name is Lunch. I have a split personality. Every time I sneeze, I become a mean girl with blonde hair. The only way to get me back is to make me sneeze again."
Ms. Applebee looked at Lunch and Lunch smiled sweetly at her.
"The last one is Krillin's:
Hi. My name is Krillin. I like to fight, but not that much. I think I want to be a monk when I grow up.
Ok."
Ms. Applebee sighed and sat down.
"Why don't you all play for the rest of the day."
"Yea!"
Cell looked over at 17 and 18. He smiled and got up. 17 and 18 looked at each over. The slowly backed away. Frieza was giving orders to Zarbon and Dodoria. Goku was eating while Vegeta was telling him to fight. Chi Chi and Bulma were playing house with Lunch and Krillin. Piccolo was meditating.
***
"Come on Kakarotto! Fight me!"
"But Vegeta…"
"What are you too scared Kakarotto?"
"No I'm hungry!"
***
"Ok. We have to make plans to take over this classroom. Zarbon go get some paper and crayons."
"Yes Lord Frieza."
"Dodoria find me some slaves."
"Yes Lord Frieza."
***
Cell had just absorbed 17.
"Yes almost there!"
He was about to chase after 18 when Dordoria walked in front of him.
"Out of my way fat ass!"
18 ran over to the teacher.
"Ms. Applebee! Cell is trying to absorb me! He just absorbed my brother! Please help me!"
"Must die, must die, must die…"
"Huh?"
Ms. Applebee was trying to kill herself with a plastic knife. Cell came running over.
"Hahaha I got you now 18!"
"Not so fast!"
Krillin came running over.
"I won't let you absorb her!"
Cell just pushed Krillin out of the way and absorbed 18.
"Hahahaha! I'm finally perfect!"
"No!"
Krillin tried attacking Cell, but he just wound up hurting his hand. Cell was busy looking at himself. He powered up a little and Krillin went flying into a wall.
***
"Well since we lost Krillin, I don't think we can play house anymore."
Dodoria walked over to them.
"You now work for Lord Frieza. Come with me."
He went to grab Chi Chi, but she picked up a plastic frying pan from the kitchen center and whacked Dodoria with it.
"Get away!"
Dodoria rubbed his head and grabbed Lunch's wrist.
"Come quietly or I'll drag you all there!"
Lunch wrinkled her nose.
"Ah…ahh…ahhhh choouuu!"
Bulma and Chi Chi both smile.
"Get your hands off me asshole!"
Lunch kicked Dodoria where the sun don't shine.
"OUCH!!"
Dodoria started running.
"Get back her you fucking coward!"
"Who are we going to play house with?"
***
"Kakarotto as your prince, I demand you fight me now!"
"But Vegeta, I'm hungry!"
Cell walked by.
"I'll fight you Vegeta."
"Fine."
Vegeta and Cell walked away. Chi Chi came up behind Goku.
"Hello Goku."
"Uh hi Chi Chi. Why do you have a rope in your hand?"
"What rope?"
Chi Chi hid the rope behind her back.
"Um the rope you just put behind your back."
"I don't know what you're talking about. Here I brought you this pudding. It's chocolate."
"Mmm! Thanks!"
Goku took the pudding and started eating it. While he was distracted Chi Chi and Bulma tied up Goku.
"Huh?"
Chi Chi and Bulma dragged Goku away.
"Hheellpp!!"
***
Ms. Applebee was still trying to stab herself with the plastic knife.
"Must die, can't live, crazy kids, teaching blows, must die, kid absorbed 2 other kids, 2 kids tied another kid up and are forcing him to play, 2 kids are planning to take over the classroom, one kid is trying to kill another kid with a machine gun, kid that absorbed kids is fighting the kid with a tail, a kid is unconscious, kid is meditating, need to die now…"
***
"Ok Zarbon, then we go over here and…"
"That sounds good Lord Frieza."
"Where's Dodoria?"
Dodoria comes running by with Lunch right behind him.
"Get back here!"
"Help me!"
***
"Ok. Goku is my husband and Bulma you need a husband."
They looked around the classroom and spotted Piccolo in the corner. They both got a weird look in their eyes.
***
The teacher was rocking back and forth petting the knife.
"What's that Mr. Knife, this is all in my head? I'm just imaging this and the only way to stop is to die? Huh? You want to help me? Why thank you. Did you know I love you Mr. Knife? I love you with all my heart!"
Ms. Applebee started kissing the knife.
***
"Is that the best you can do Vegeta? You disappoint me!"
"Grr…I will win Cell!"
Vegeta threw a ki blast and Cell dodged it. The blast blew up half a wall.
***
Bulma and Chi Chi crept over to Piccolo. They took out the rope and tied him up.
"What the…what the heck are you doing?"
"We're playing house and you're Bulma's husband."
Piccolo just stared in horror. Chi Chi and Bulma dragged Piccolo over to where Goku was. Goku went to open his mouth.
"Shut up!"
***
Lunch finally caught Dodoria.
"Haha…now I've got you!"
She was about to pull the trigger when she sneezed.
"Huh? What's going on?"
Dodoria pushed her off him and ran over to Frieza.
"Well Dodoria, where are my slaves?"
"Oops."
Frieza charged up a ki ball. He was about to kill Dodoria when the bell rang. Ms. Applebee jumped out of her chair.
"Leave! Go home you demons!"
Everyone got their stuff and left.
***
Woot! Did you like it? Please review! Thanks *gives thumbs up* Damn this story really killed my spell check.
