Spider-man looks over the city. He sees nothing wrong until he's caught in a net! Everyone knows that all nets are unbreakable so Spidey was stuck there. Expecting for some fiend to carry him away, Spidey kept his strength up. However after a day passed Spidey became concerned. Mayhaps the villain was clever for once and actually just left him to die! Spider-Man decided it was better to try and live. So he took off part his mask (Not letting his eyes be shown, just his mouth) and starting licking the ground for nutriants. Pictures were flashed suddenly as he saw J.J.! J.J. exclaimed, " I've waited for these photos my whole life! I knew Spider-man ate from the floor!" and hhe ran off. Spider-man reached out for help but J.J. didn't notice. "Won't anybody help me!" said Spidey. "Hey buddy, we have our own problems!" a passerby answered. Spidey layed there, doomed. Then he had to go, so he wet his suit. Another picture flashed and before one could say, "STOP THE PRESSES!" the papers were selling the article "Spidey wets suit and eats from ground!" It was first page news! J.J. laughed and said "I bet Peter wished he could've printed this!" Spidey bit J.J.'s leg. Big mistake. Another picture flashed and Spidey's biting antics became an extra. Spider-man wanted to literally crawl into a hole and die, so he did.