Spider-man looks over the city. He sees nothing wrong until he's caught in
a net! Everyone knows that all nets are unbreakable so Spidey was stuck
there. Expecting for some fiend to carry him away, Spidey kept his strength
up. However after a day passed Spidey became concerned. Mayhaps the villain
was clever for once and actually just left him to die! Spider-Man decided
it was better to try and live. So he took off part his mask (Not letting
his eyes be shown, just his mouth) and starting licking the ground for
nutriants. Pictures were flashed suddenly as he saw J.J.! J.J. exclaimed,
" I've waited for these photos my whole life! I knew Spider-man ate from
the floor!" and hhe ran off. Spider-man reached out for help but J.J.
didn't notice. "Won't anybody help me!" said Spidey. "Hey buddy, we have
our own problems!" a passerby answered. Spidey layed there, doomed. Then he
had to go, so he wet his suit. Another picture flashed and before one could
say, "STOP THE PRESSES!" the papers were selling the article "Spidey wets
suit and eats from ground!" It was first page news! J.J. laughed and said
"I bet Peter wished he could've printed this!" Spidey bit J.J.'s leg. Big
mistake. Another picture flashed and Spidey's biting antics became an
extra. Spider-man wanted to literally crawl into a hole and die, so he did.
