A/n So first off this is my first story, and it shows. So please be gentle. I love Pokémon, and since I couldn't find Cynthia's last name from now on its Cynthia Cesamine. Good? Good. And no I do not own Pokemon (as much as I would like to).
I FINALLY GOT A DATE. MY 20 PLUS YEARS OF BEING SINGLE ARE OVER!
You may or may not have guessed it, but that's right, I'm single. Its not like I'm ugly or anything- actually the opposite. I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm a average size natural dirty blonde hair and a jawline that could cut rocks if I was so inclined- its just that I've always been focused more on school and my job than anything else.
I don't really have that many bad hobbies either, besides for playing Pokémon the only other hobbies I could think of that I like would be reading anything I could get my hands on, or playing volleyball. Yes I know "But volleyball is for girls"you might scream at me. Well... I don't care and it's the only sport I can play or watch that doesn't put me to sleep nor give me a concussion that anyone can get into.
My older sister would always say "Maybe if you stopped acting aloof you could've gotten a girlfriend earlier" and to that I say... Maybe you're right, but its in my nature, I can't just stop acting aloof just cause i feel like it.
And you may ask yourselves "Why are you monologuing to yourself instead of going to meet up with your amazing date?" Well brain, the easy answer to that is the fact that I'm about to be hit by a truck. How I was about to get hit by a truck you might ask yourselves wondering with your oh so creative imagination? Well lets start at the beginning.
A few things I would want to mention would be My name -which is Yuno Brazzle- and my favorite food, because why not. My favorite food has to be a nice juicy burger. With that out of the way lets get on with the monologuing.
So there I was walking down the sidewalk like every other person that was remotely sane, i was nearing the meeting point when I heard a women who looked to be in her late 20's scream "MY BABY!". Now I'm usually not an outstanding person nor one who always goes out of the way to help, but I'd say I'm a pretty decent guy.
And when i saw a child no older than 6 about to be hit by a truck I didn't even think, and pushed her out of the way of the moving death trap, which brings us to the present.
My last words that i thought up before my vision went to black were "Guess I'll have to take a rain check on that date"
...
A void. Really? This is so clique. Damn, Guess I'm here for an eternity.
I look around.
Black, Black, Black, Black, Dark blue? Nope Black.
Since the scenery is SO diverse I get bored.
I try and just sleep for however long I can, and set my imaginary clock for {Never} and get on with it.
-9 Month Time skip-
It works? I guess it did. I woke up to me getting pushed or dragged towards somewhere in the vast, ever expanding void. I started to do one of the only things i can do and wait. And wait.
Suddenly a bright light occurs, which would obviously blind me into next week. And then the cold hits. Oh the dreaded cold. I realized then and there that i was reborn. And no I didn't start crying which baffled my 'mother' and the doctors who were seeing this baby not cry in the slightest, then immediately go to sleep.
-4 Hour Time skip-
So it turns out I was reborn into Pokémon, not only that but in Celestic Town no less. To those of you normies in my brain who doesn't know the importance of this town. Well it's kind of where The Champion of Sinnoh Cynthia was born, And if I'm lucky Cynthia has yet to or was born a few months prior to my birth.
Why would that be a good thing? We both know you're dying to ask. Well since you insisted, it's because i can make friends with the future champion of Sinnoh.
And I may or may not have overheard the words "Great future butler" from my mother a few times so i guess I'll be a butler. Hopefully for the Cynthia residence. Look at me, I'm already a natural at this.
-3 Years And 11 Months Time skip-
Yep. Defiantly Pokémon. I was just asked what starter I would like for the role as a butler. Hmmmmm. Choices. I Decided that my top 5 favorite Pokémon would all be ill suited for the role of a butler, but I would be ashamed of myself if I couldn't catch any of them.
"Can I please have a Zorua." I asked my parents.
"An excellent choice Darling." My Mother cooed at me. My Father was equally pleased but kept that stoic demeanor that I have grown oh so used to.
They left the room after a few more pleasantries and I was by my lonesome self once again. I decided to use the computer and look up any training for dark types or for just training in general.
A few tens of minutes went by and I have come up with jack.
"I guess it'll just wing it." I muttered to myself while quietly contemplating and throwing out ideas with only my thoughts to listen. I looked to the handheld mirror that was on my right, and looked at my nearly 4 year old self. Natural white hair? Check. Most of my baby fat on my face is already gone? Yep.
I don't mean to brag but later on in life ill have ladies swooning over me.
- Next Week-
My parents said they have a surprise for me, if I was a betting man I'd bet 800 Poke-Dollars it would be my egg. So I went to the living room and wouldn't you know it? Its my egg! After thanking them profusely I then took the egg thanked them profusely a bit more, and went off to my room.
My room was somewhat big at 40x40 square meters. Turns out my parents are rich, they must be good butlers. I'm a rich little brat aren't I? With my wall on the right being an aquarium, and my double bed being to the left of when you walk in. And since I didn't think to ask for an inhibitor to speed things up, I need to find a warm place to put this egg.
I decide after a few minutes of contemplating all of the options I had, to sleep with my egg. Why you might not be asking? Because its warm, cozy, and ill know when it hatches.
Soon it will be my birthday and I will start my training as a Butler. I don't know why we start training at 4, but then again I couldn't care less.
