WARNING: Do not read this if your under 13, or have Christian parents.

You have been warned.

It was 2002, and Lloyd and harry were doing stuff in their expensive ass house that had a cool ass kitchen. "Hey haaaaarrrrrrryyyy?" Loyd ask. Floyd was a man with brown hair and green eye, his hair was short but fluffy and shaped like a LEGO figure's.

Harry had shaggy golden hair and pretty blue eyes. The two had "cowboy" outfits on. Lloyd had taken his yellow gloves off cos they make his hands hot. "Wot?" Harry say.

"your hair looks like a haystack, Har." Lloyd played with his hair and it make him laugh.

"no Lloyd no!" harry slap his hands out of the way.

(fuk i have zero idea for this fanfic..)

Lloyd stop and say "OK" with a stupid grin on his face, revealing his broken tooth.

The round faced man was confused, he thought he was acting nice. but suddenly harry speak out. "waaayyy back when i first got to marys house,I felt something shift around in my belly and instantly knew i had to take a huge shit. Did you do anything to me to make that happen, Lloyd?" harry asked. Lloyd got this..."feeling" in his gut, he had spiked harry's tea with laxatives but didn't wanna tell him the truth even though it happened like, 7 years ago. "I, uh...it was expired?" he lied.

"god i farted so much on that toilet." harry recalled. "my guts sounded like a lion trying to swim in liquid shit." he continued. "And earlier that day I ate the hottest pepper ever, I don't even think I can imitate the squeal i let out due to how much it hurt. I didn't even have to push that hard, it just came out so quickly, I didn't even care what kinda noises came outta my ass. " harry faced Lloyd directly. "I swear it was that pepper, man. I chickened out and swallowed it when I knew I shouldn't have." he looked down to the ground, feeling a little shameful. "Don't feel a shamed harry." Floyd said, putting a hand on his back. "I did that once too." "Really?!" harry was shocked, did Loyd shit himself silly too once?! "Yeah man, I was sick." "Oh i think i remember now, ha ha." Harry said.

he giggled, when remembering Lloyd scream "oh lord oh Jesus." while shitting. "hey its not funny!" Floyd says. Lloyd left and go to the bedroom while Harry stayed on the couch, now laying down and looking sleepy. Lloyd jumped onto the bed, and thought about Harry's upset stomach gurgling, and how he must've been holding and rubbing it. If only he was there to hear and see his bloated gut and how rounded out must have gotten. This gave Lloyd an uncomfortable feeling from his stomach down to his legs. He blinked twice and furrowed his brows.

"Oh lord forgive me for what I'm about to do..." He said, looking off to the side.

He sighed with shame. "Here goes nothing I guess." Lloyd unzipped his fly, and took his underwear and pants off. His belt hit the floor, and he looked up ass naked with a horrified expression on his face fearing that the noise woke up his blond haired pal, Harry was lying on the couch with his eyes shut. So he was probably (hopefully) asleep. Lloyd grabbed his...uh...thing and did...you know.

"Oh fuck man, oh fuck." he said, euphoria coursing threw his veins. "God Jesus forgive me for my sins oh Harry I want to touch and hear your bloated Turbo LAX belly dammit, God please let it happen someday, let it happen let it happen, let it huh, uh, aah, ooh, mm mm, oomph-fuck-" Lloyd's breathing got heavier as he got closer to his limit. "God dammit...oh shit!" The bowl-haired man let loose on the floor. His breathing got shallow and normal again. He regained his sanity and yawned. "Suck me sideways, ooh boy." He said. "I've got the 'Shaking Breaking Down's' man. Wooooooooo." He wailed. He got all his clothes back on, acting like he didn't just cock his "rifle" to the thought of Harry's stomach. "Man, all that jerkin' of gherkins has made me work up an appetite. Lloyd jumped off the bed and went to the kitchen to make himself a sandwich. "Bread, lettuce, roast pork, chipotle sauce, more bread and ah huh! A perfect turkey Sammy!" He dug into it while recalling his little..."session" "Man, I haven't touched myself that hard since I was 16 years old." Lloyd suddenly looked to the side when he heard a noise and saw that HARRY WAS AWAKE. "Oh, uh Harry nice to see your up now, hehe." He was very worried that Harry heard him in there. Harry sat up and pointed in front of the bed. "Lloyd what's that?" He asked. "What's what?" He responded. "That white fluid splattered all over the bedroom floor." He continued. "Uh, nothing." Lloyd said, lying through his chipped teeth.

"Lloyd, did you-" "Harry!" He said, interrupting him. "I did nothing, I swear it's just dirt." Harry knew what that substance was, but he wasn't going to embarrass the brown haired man anymore. He let him continue eating without any trouble.

Lloyd looked at him, regretting his previous action...but god was Harry beautiful. His eyes were a radiant azure blue, and his fluffy blond hair was oh so soft to the touch. "Uh, Lloyd. Why are you looking at me like that?" Harry asked. "Cause your so...pretty." Harry blushed. "Oh shucks, your making me blush Lloyd." He smirked and giggled softly. Harry's laugh was so cute and child-like, especially when he laughed so hard he started wheezing. Lloyd regretted giving him laxatives so much now, Or did he...kinda wanna lay on his belly? Who knew, what Lloyd did know was how Harry was so fucking adorable he just wanted to squeeze his cheeks and hug him and protect him from all forms of danger.

Lloyd took his sandwich with him, and sat with the blond haired man. "Harry you're have given me a new fetish!" Harry narrowed his eyes. "What?" He ask, confused.

"Uh, nothing i said nothing Harry Berry." "Harry Berry?" He laughed. (mmm ~"

Lloyd turned away, still feeling oh so regretful. "Hey, look over there!" Said Harry, knowing he was sad about something. It was a box, a patterned box with a bow on top. Lloyd went up to it, he heard scratching noises through it. "What is this Harry? How long has it been here for?" "Since yesterday evening." He responded. Lloyd opened it up and out jumped an orange cat. "Oh Harry I love it!" He ran back to his deal ol friend and hugged the new found cat friend. "It's name is Mini Harry." That just made Lloyd's heart melt a ton!

"HARRY I..MMMMMMMMMM" He hugged him, with the cat sandwiched between the two. Lloyd held the cat up with pride. "I LOVE YOU SO-" Only for the cat to fart watery diarrhea all over the floor. "Shit" Lloyd said, "I'll go get the paper towels.

While Lloyd cleaned the mess up, Harry was zoning out again. Just being Harry.