Disclamer: I don't own RK or the characters, blah blah, blah blah blah...

I love how Sanosuke can drink a whole gallon of sake and still remain intact. So I got around to thinking: what if he overdrank and became hopelessly, delirously insane? Fear the reality.

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*grumble*

Sanasuke was slinking through a deserted street of Tokyo. He had just lost all of his money gambling. On top of that, Tae had finally lost her patience and politely "asked" him to pay at least half the debt he owed her before eating at the Ababeko again.

*I deserve some sake. I think I'll go raid someone's closet.*

In a lighter mood, Sanosuke strolled on toward Tsukioka's place. When he reached the entrance and announced himself, Tsukioka called out for him to come in.

"Dude, I need a place to crash for some time. I don't think Jou-chan and the others will be very happy to see me for awhile."

Tsukioka sighed. "What happened this time?"

"Eh. Sake, must have..."

"Alright. Yea, yea, here...so what happened?!"

"Mrumph..."

"Err...dude...I don't think that's a good ide...AAAHH!! SOMEONE HELP!! HE'S DROWNING!!"

"gurgle...gurgle..."

*****

Kauru sighed. Where had that rooster-headed goofball gone off to now? It was time he dide hnis share of chores around the house.

"WROOHOO!!!"

*Huh?*

Kauru whirled around. She could've sworn she just heard Sanosuke's voice...

"Up hEeeeEeeere!!"

Startled, Kauru glance up. There he was, hanging from a branch, swaying drunkedly..."

"I am MONKEYMAN!!! MONKEYMAN is I!!! I am MONKEYMAN who is I who is MONKEYMAN!!!!!"

"Erm...Sano...? You alright?"

"Yo, JOU-EEEEE!!!!"

"What in the world are you DOING?!? Are you NUTS?!?"

"No!! I am not NUTS!! I am BANANAS!! So fun to say...BANANABANANABANANA!!!!"

"What the hel...Kenshin!! I think your friend here needs your help!"

"JOU-EEEEE!! Don't leeeaave me heeeere!! I need Miss.Missie's help defeating the cursed Giant Mallets of DOOOM!!!

"Err...the tree branch isn't taking your raving very well..."

"NOOO!! They have come!!! The Evil Munchkins!!!! Bazooka!! Where's my bazooka?!?"

"Oro!!"

Just at that moment, the tree branch broke and it, along with Sanosuke, neatly fell on top of Kenshin.

Kauru blew out a relieved sigh. "Kenshin! Thank goodness. Watch him and make sure he doesn't hurt anything, including himself! I'll go get Megumi to see what she can do about this...oh, and don't forget to do the laundry!!"

"Oroorororo...Kauru..dono..."

"AAGH!! What is this boomschmandle?!? Oh, it is you, MOPMAN!!! You have arrived!! FINALLYMYACCOMPLICEHASARRIVED!!!"

"Mopman...?"

"YES!!! They must once and for all be DEFEATED!!!!!"

"Mopman...need..you..to...let..him...breathe..."

"I laugh!!"

"Ergh. Thank you, Sano. Kauru-dono? Kauru-dono! Don't leave me heeeere...!"

"POTATOES!! MUST FIND THE PINK POLKADOTTED POTATOES!!"

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Heehee. I feel so sorry for Kenshin. Please review. It would be very helpful. If not, then fear the wrath of an unleashed Sanosauke. Heh.