Keely stood with a smirk as she watched Pam go through her 20th interview for Fangtasia. Nan had come in a few hours before, demanding a human-friendly TV advert for the vampire bar and Pam was clearly bored and not interested, which caused Nan to make her retake the interview time and time again. Personally Keely thought Pam was funny, honest and very entertaining but apparently Nan didn't agree.
"Again" Nan said and Pam sighed and faced the camera with her normal bored, indifferent look.
"Of course Fangtasia is for everyone. Vampires, humans, men, women, families, pets. Everyone is welcome come on down. The blood is warm and so is the service" Pam drawled and Keely saw Eric walking over with a grin.
"Having fun?" he asked as he kissed her before going to check the inventory behind the bar.
"...Humans have nothing to worry about vampire owned business in their community" Pam replied clearly bored and Keely saw Nan sigh.
"Stop" she called.
"That is the man we want" Nan said as she pointed to Eric.
"What? Pam not too good?" he asked and Keely grinned as Pam rolled her eyes, annoyed.
"She's fine if you happen to be blind, deaf and an idiot" Nan said and Pam looked at her as did Keely.
"What's idiotic is that the AVL believes the public to be so naive" Pam replied.
"I have proof, scientific. People are far dumber than they realise. It's a post Russell Edgington world everyone and we win back the human Public one smile at a time" Nan explained and Keely watched Eric walk back from behind the bar and take her hand and then they walked over to Pam.
"Can anyone play this game?" Nan asked and Eric took the clipped microphone off Pam and shooed her and Keely off. The two rolled their eyes and stood out of the camera's way.
"This should be interesting" Keely smirked.
"Do you wonna do this Miss Thing?" Nan asked her and Keely smirked.
"No, I'd rather not be jumping through hoops for stupid people. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room" she said and left with Pam.
"Well that was 2 hours of my life I'll never get back" Keely huffed as she and Pam began getting changed for the opening of the bar.
"Which one?" she asked and held up a black cocktail dress and a blood red cocktail dress.
"The red one" Pam said and she nodded and began changing and then added the 'Snow White' bow to her hair. Pam and Eric had dubbed each of her bows after Princesses, after the two had seen Keely and Jessica going through their Disney Princess phase. Eric had even gone so far as to buy Keely a sexy version of her favourite Princess, Sleeping Beauty's, pink gown. It reached just pass her ass and came with a plastic tiara and white stockings. The tall, blonde Viking had gotten immense pleasure in making her wear that...outfit, on his birthday.
"Cupcake" Keely heard Pam say and turned and saw her best friend Jessica, heading to the human bathrooms.
"I got it" she said and Pam grinned.
"Oh no, this is too much fun" she said and Keely rolled her eyes as the two headed after the redhead. Keely grinned as she knocked on the door Jessica was behind.
"Bathrooms are for human's only, do I need to explain why?" she called and Pam smirked.
"Sorry, Kel, I just... needed a minute" Jessica replied and then opened the door.
"It's been ages. Not a letter, a telegram, a smoke signal? We've been worried sick about you" Pam said sweetly and Keely knew the blonde was being sarcastic...Jess on the other hand, didn't.
"Really?" she asked.
"Not really" Pam said at the same time and Jessica sighed as Keely laughed slightly.
"Well I'm fine. Me and Hoyt, we moved in together" Jessica said and Keely raised an eyebrow. She hadn't seen her best friend since her almost wedding three months ago. She and Eric had been minutes away from getting married when Eric was called away by his majesty, Bill fucking Compton.
"That tree with the plaid shirt, it has a name?" Pam asked and Keely smirked as Jessica ignored the blonde, looking at Keely.
"He seems sweet and all if you're into that sort of thing but if you're making him bring you here, I've got a hunch it isn't enough" Keely said and Jessica sighed.
"Well it was his idea. Kinda like a date night" Jessica said with an edge to her voice.
"Yeah and the way you're eye-fucking fang-bangers from across the room is especially romantic" Keely said and Jessica sent her a glare.
"You have no reason to feel guilty. You're a hunter, you've never been on your own and you live with a human monogamously?" Pam said and then began laughing.
"I'm sorry, it's just so ridicules" Pam laughed.
"Keely is engaged" Jessica huffed and Pam smirked as did Keely.
"To an older, stronger Vampire, to her Maker, that's impressive not pathetic" Pam replied and Keely sighed as Jessica glared.
"Don't you think if all I wanted to do was kill and fuck that I'd be out there doin' it right now?" Jessica snapped and turned to leave the room.
"Look, I don't even know what you saw or what you think you saw Kel but when I go home tonight, I'm going home with the man I love. I'm happy that you do the same and Pam, I'm sorry that you can't" Jessica huffed and then left. Pam and Keely looked at each other for about 5 seconds before they both burst out laughing. Pam and Keely sighed as they walked outside to the chanting, protesting humans.
"Steve Newlin's right, you're devils of the night" they chanted and Keely rolled her eyes.
"What the hell?" Keely heard Jessica ask as she walked out of Fangtasia with Hoyt.
"Welcome to Vampire night life, post Russell Edgington" Keely replied as she glanced at her friend. The two shared a small smile of forgiveness for the argument in the bathroom and then quickly held hands before letting go.
"Hey Fangbanger" called one of the men as he walked forwards.
"You better not be talkin' to me" Hoyt replied.
"What if I was...Fangbanger" the man replied and Keely watched Hoyt walk forwards, followed by Jessica.
"You see that woman over there?" he asked and pointed to Jessica.
"Not that devil, that woman. Yeah she's got fangs and yeah you can bet your ass we're doing it every single night" Hoyt said and Keely gasped as Pam snorted.
"Hoyt! Hoyt stop!" Jessica shouted.
"...because we're in love and there ain't a damn thing wrong with bein' in love. Now how can you do this and still call yourself a Christian?" Hoyt demanded.
"I am a Christian god-damn it" the man replied with less bravado than before.
"Then I am clearly more Christian than you because I got love in my heart and you got nothing but hate" Hoyt said.
"You see my buddy over there? Pointing his phone at us?" he asked and Jessica, Keely, Pam and Hoyt looked at the man.
"I'm streaming video 7.20 pixel so I ain't gonna miss a thing, you and your vamp-whore..." he began and Jessica rushed at him, causing the other humans to gasp and Keely to grin slightly.
"You wonna call me that again?" she snarled and Keely rushed over to Jessica and placed her arms on Jessica and felt the female sigh.
"You two love birds go on home and let these good people exercise their constitutional right to be fucking idiots" Keely said.
"I may be a fucking idiot but at least I ain't dead" called one of the men and Pam had to grab both Keely and Jessica when the human men began to beat on Hoyt.
"Stop! Stop!" Jessica said as Pam held her back, keeping an eye on Keely.
"I know it annoys me too" Pam said in a strangely calm voice and the three looked at the smirking human with his phone camera on them.
"Technology's taking all the fun out of being a vampire" Keely snarled and Pam nodded as the human with the phone smirked.
