Yo what's up?
This is another crack fic made by me I hope you enjoy only mild yaoi. I made Naruto smart lolz. My name in everything I write will be Lulu.
So one day Sasuke was walking down the street when he heard the rumbling of the ground. He knew what that meant as soon as he heard the screams of " Sasuke-kun" sung by a herd of fangirls with hearts in their eyes. Sasuke was in deadly shock as the herd came closer. He mutter two word " Oh hell no" *Lulu- okay maybe three word so sue me* Sasuke ran fast like his life was on the line and may really be on the line so he ran like a coward ninja. Sasuke came across Naruto reading a manga *Lulu- to me it is a graphic novel*
Sasuke-Yo what's up dobe?
Naruto- oh hello dear teammate
Sasuke- Yo why be done speaking like that
Naruto- am I speaking wrong, I am every so sorry Mr. Uchina
*Lulu-. Is it just me or does a smart Naruto freaks you out O.o.*
Sasuke- okay whatevea
Sits down after not seeing any crazy unknown to him they were watching from behind bushes.
Sasuke- is it just me or we being watched (turns around and see eyes) Comes out
Over 300 fangirls come out of every surface known to mankind and ninja kind. Sasuke "Oh shit" Sasuke did the only thing he could think of kissed Naruto on the lips. When they pulled apart agirl comes up to them wearing a " I love SasuNaru" shirt sreams "I told you there would be yaoi pay up" to a girl with blue hair " here" hands over20 bucks.
Girl- Hello my name is Lulu and I just want to thank you bring yaoi to the Leaf Village. The whole crowd turns to SasuNaru. And picture starts to be taken.
Naruto-Thanks you now I have a fanclub
Sasuke- oh shut up
End
Lulu-Hey I am not good a t crack fic so the next storys are going to be either Angst/horror/drama with hints of humor. I hope you enjoy.
