LET'S TORTURE 'EM!!!!

With the host, ME!

Me-Sup everyone! So, this is my dare thingy where you have to R&R and give dares to the people I threatened to kill if they didn't come here. Those are Paul.

Paul-I hate you…

Me-Guess what. I hate you too. Next up is May.

May-Hi everyone!

Me-Yep, next is Dawn.

Dawn-Hi!!!

Me-Looks like you're in a good mood…you will need it. =evil grin= Next is Drew.

Drew-Thank you! =lifts up a rose=

Me-Next… Ash.

Ash- Hello!

Me-Next is… oh God… I WILL kill you… Misty…

Misty-I am the princess of the sea!

Me-Shut up…

Misty-You're mean.

Me-Well, I hate you… live with it. Next is Leaf.

Leaf-Hi everyone! Please! I want sugar!

Me-Yes, yes… we all know. Next up, Gary.

Gary-The best guy in this fic has arrived!

Me-Shut up. And last, Angie.

Angie-Hi!

Me-Well, that's everyone! Let's get to the dares! Since nobody had a chance to R&R, we will use my dares.

Dawn-I hope he doesn't hate me…

Me-I don't hate you as much as Misty or Paul.

Misty-Hey!

Paul-It's no surprise for me… really. Everyone hates me.

Me-Alright, enough talking, let's start with the dares! And since Paul is the most hated character, he will go first.

Paul-WHAT?!

Me-I dare you to act nice to everyone.

Paul-That doesn't sound too hard. All I have to do is keep quiet.

Me-Leaf, since I don't hate you, your dare is to eat 10 kg of sugar.

Leaf-Yei! Thanks! =eats all of the sugar in 5 seconds=

Me-Wow… that was fast. Gary, your dare is to fight an Onix barehanded.

Gary-How am I supposed to beat an Onix with just fists?!

Me-You figure it out. Drew, since I kind of don't like you at the moment… you have to burn half of your roses into a bonfire.

Drew-WHAT?! Please don't make me do that.

Me-Oh, but I will.

Drew-=While crying throws roses into a bonfire=

May-ed, why are you so cruel to Drew?

Me-I said, I don't like Drew at the moment. Oh, and you… my sister dares you to kiss Ash… while I hate Advance, Pearl and PokeShipping… so your dare is to burn half of your ribbons.

May-NOOOOOOOO!

Me-You have to do it.

May-*sobs* fine. *throws her ribbons in to a fire*

Misty-So… now I see why you hate me…

Me-Wasn't that obvious from the start? Oh and your dare is to tie yourself to a tree and let your Pokémon attack you.

Misty-fine. =ties herself to a tree and her Pokémon start attacking her= Ouch… that hurt.

Me-I know! Isn't it great! I love torturing you! MUAHAHAHAH!

Misty-=in a quiet voice= Yea, great for you.

Me-Huh? What?

Misty-N-Nothing!

Me-So Gary, how is it going?

Gary-=crushed under the Onix, gasping for air= great.

Me-Awesome! Ash, your dare is to kiss Angie.

Ash-Huh? Ok. =kisses Angie=

Angie- *blushing and whispering to me* Thanks!

Me-=whispering back= No prob, I support that shipping. =smiles= =normal voice= Angie, your dare is to cook something up that is just as tasty as Brock's food. But if you fail… there will be consequences.

Angie-Ok.

Leaf-Can I be the first one to taste the food?

Me-Alright. But leave some for me to, okay?

Leaf-Ok.

Misty-Can I get some to?

Me-No. But you can get one-way ticket to hell.

Misty-You know, I do have a mallet…

Me-So what? I write this fic, I control it. And if you try anything funny… I will unleash my cat to attack you!

Misty-What's a little kitty going to do to me?

Me-You'd be surprised…

Misty-Oh really?

Me-That's it… you asked for it! =unleashes pet cat= Die!

Dawn-Stop! Don't kill her!

Me-Why?!

Dawn-because if you kill her, you won't be able to torture her.

Me-Hmm… I guess you're right. Come back here Claw!

Paul-Claw?

Me-My cats name.

Paul-Huh? Why did you call him that?

Me-because his claws are so sharp, they can rip you up into pieces.

Paul- =gulps= Nice kitty!

May-Yea nice kitty, at least nicer then somebody else I know! =glares at me=

Me-You know, I could have burned all of your ribbons, but I chose half. You should be thanking me.

May-I won't tha-- =looks at Claw who I am about to release again= I mean, thanks!

Me-That's better.

Gary-=still under Onix= somebody help me…

Leaf- I will save you! =lifts Onix and throws it off a cliff=

Me-hmm…. Where did that cliff come from?

Gary-Thanks Leaf!

Leaf-=blushes= No problem.

Me-Well, is the food ready yet?! I am hungry…

Angie-It's done!

Me-=sits down at the table and tastes the spaghetti= these are good! You pass your dare!

Leaf-I'll say! I want more!

Angie-Sorry, no more.

Me-Now, who did miss….. Dawn!

Dawn-Shoot! I hoped you would not notice me.

Me-Well I did… and your dare is to let your Pachirisu shock you and you can't fix your hair.

Dawn-A hair dare? Damn… oh well… Pachirisu, use discharge on me.

Pachirisu- CHIPAAAAAAAAAAAAA =Shocks Dawn=

Dawn-=sighs= And for how long must my hair stay like this?

Me-It has to stay like that the next chapter, and after the chapter you can fix it.

Well, we are done for today. So R&R and give them some juicy dares!

Thank you!

~eds00


P.S. Remember, I am Morpheus, Olrival ,Ikari ,Contest shipper, so don't give me any dares that are against these shippings.