LET'S TORTURE 'EM!!!!
With the host, ME!
Me-Sup everyone! So, this is my dare thingy where you have to R&R and give dares to the people I threatened to kill if they didn't come here. Those are Paul.
Paul-I hate you…
Me-Guess what. I hate you too. Next up is May.
May-Hi everyone!
Me-Yep, next is Dawn.
Dawn-Hi!!!
Me-Looks like you're in a good mood…you will need it. =evil grin= Next is Drew.
Drew-Thank you! =lifts up a rose=
Me-Next… Ash.
Ash- Hello!
Me-Next is… oh God… I WILL kill you… Misty…
Misty-I am the princess of the sea!
Me-Shut up…
Misty-You're mean.
Me-Well, I hate you… live with it. Next is Leaf.
Leaf-Hi everyone! Please! I want sugar!
Me-Yes, yes… we all know. Next up, Gary.
Gary-The best guy in this fic has arrived!
Me-Shut up. And last, Angie.
Angie-Hi!
Me-Well, that's everyone! Let's get to the dares! Since nobody had a chance to R&R, we will use my dares.
Dawn-I hope he doesn't hate me…
Me-I don't hate you as much as Misty or Paul.
Misty-Hey!
Paul-It's no surprise for me… really. Everyone hates me.
Me-Alright, enough talking, let's start with the dares! And since Paul is the most hated character, he will go first.
Paul-WHAT?!
Me-I dare you to act nice to everyone.
Paul-That doesn't sound too hard. All I have to do is keep quiet.
Me-Leaf, since I don't hate you, your dare is to eat 10 kg of sugar.
Leaf-Yei! Thanks! =eats all of the sugar in 5 seconds=
Me-Wow… that was fast. Gary, your dare is to fight an Onix barehanded.
Gary-How am I supposed to beat an Onix with just fists?!
Me-You figure it out. Drew, since I kind of don't like you at the moment… you have to burn half of your roses into a bonfire.
Drew-WHAT?! Please don't make me do that.
Me-Oh, but I will.
Drew-=While crying throws roses into a bonfire=
May-ed, why are you so cruel to Drew?
Me-I said, I don't like Drew at the moment. Oh, and you… my sister dares you to kiss Ash… while I hate Advance, Pearl and PokeShipping… so your dare is to burn half of your ribbons.
May-NOOOOOOOO!
Me-You have to do it.
May-*sobs* fine. *throws her ribbons in to a fire*
Misty-So… now I see why you hate me…
Me-Wasn't that obvious from the start? Oh and your dare is to tie yourself to a tree and let your Pokémon attack you.
Misty-fine. =ties herself to a tree and her Pokémon start attacking her= Ouch… that hurt.
Me-I know! Isn't it great! I love torturing you! MUAHAHAHAH!
Misty-=in a quiet voice= Yea, great for you.
Me-Huh? What?
Misty-N-Nothing!
Me-So Gary, how is it going?
Gary-=crushed under the Onix, gasping for air= great.
Me-Awesome! Ash, your dare is to kiss Angie.
Ash-Huh? Ok. =kisses Angie=
Angie- *blushing and whispering to me* Thanks!
Me-=whispering back= No prob, I support that shipping. =smiles= =normal voice= Angie, your dare is to cook something up that is just as tasty as Brock's food. But if you fail… there will be consequences.
Angie-Ok.
Leaf-Can I be the first one to taste the food?
Me-Alright. But leave some for me to, okay?
Leaf-Ok.
Misty-Can I get some to?
Me-No. But you can get one-way ticket to hell.
Misty-You know, I do have a mallet…
Me-So what? I write this fic, I control it. And if you try anything funny… I will unleash my cat to attack you!
Misty-What's a little kitty going to do to me?
Me-You'd be surprised…
Misty-Oh really?
Me-That's it… you asked for it! =unleashes pet cat= Die!
Dawn-Stop! Don't kill her!
Me-Why?!
Dawn-because if you kill her, you won't be able to torture her.
Me-Hmm… I guess you're right. Come back here Claw!
Paul-Claw?
Me-My cats name.
Paul-Huh? Why did you call him that?
Me-because his claws are so sharp, they can rip you up into pieces.
Paul- =gulps= Nice kitty!
May-Yea nice kitty, at least nicer then somebody else I know! =glares at me=
Me-You know, I could have burned all of your ribbons, but I chose half. You should be thanking me.
May-I won't tha-- =looks at Claw who I am about to release again= I mean, thanks!
Me-That's better.
Gary-=still under Onix= somebody help me…
Leaf- I will save you! =lifts Onix and throws it off a cliff=
Me-hmm…. Where did that cliff come from?
Gary-Thanks Leaf!
Leaf-=blushes= No problem.
Me-Well, is the food ready yet?! I am hungry…
Angie-It's done!
Me-=sits down at the table and tastes the spaghetti= these are good! You pass your dare!
Leaf-I'll say! I want more!
Angie-Sorry, no more.
Me-Now, who did miss….. Dawn!
Dawn-Shoot! I hoped you would not notice me.
Me-Well I did… and your dare is to let your Pachirisu shock you and you can't fix your hair.
Dawn-A hair dare? Damn… oh well… Pachirisu, use discharge on me.
Pachirisu- CHIPAAAAAAAAAAAAA =Shocks Dawn=
Dawn-=sighs= And for how long must my hair stay like this?
Me-It has to stay like that the next chapter, and after the chapter you can fix it.
Well, we are done for today. So R&R and give them some juicy dares!
Thank you!
~eds00
P.S.
Remember, I am Morpheus, Olrival ,Ikari ,Contest shipper, so don't
give me any dares that are against these shippings.
