I don't own anything! Plus this goes out to my friend (Pikachu) who plays WoW with me.
"Play World of Warcraft he said. It'll be fun he said. Pfft never listening to Ryoma again," said the boy who was furiously pushing the "W" key on his laptop.
On his screen it showed a blood elf warlock running away from a group of dragon welps and his health bar decreasing slowly. He made his way into a new area and was able to ditch the dragon welps without dying.
"Geez, I almost died."
He remembered something Ryoma had told him earlier that day. He said that it was possible to get dunk in World of Warcraft, he definitely wanted to try that. Danny's character, Awesomest, made his way to the inn, located at Silvermoon city, and bought skin of dwarven stout. Skin of dwarvin stout is a typical alcoholic beverage in WoW. He also purchased a couple of jugs of bourbon, supposedly a strong alcoholic beverage. Awesomest the blood elf warlock starting downing the drinks he had bought.
"You feel a little tipsy from the skin of dwarven stout," Danny read out loud from the chat box. "Wow, it actually works."
He drank a couple of jugs of bourbon and in the chat box read: "You're feeling drunk off of jug of bourbon." The screen became blurry and hazy. A few more jugs and skins and it then read: "You feel compleately smashed after that skin of dwarven stout."
"Geez, what happens if I drink more?" Danny said asking no one in particular. He downed another bourbon and on the screen showed a hazy and blurry looking blood elf throwing up. It also read "Drunken vomit."
"Whoa... I'm so doing that again next time!"
He set off to the dead scar to battle some enemies while drunk. On his journey there he saw his friend online and ran up to him.
Awesomest: I did what you told me
Roxas: Which was?
Awesomest: the getting drunk thing
Roxas: oh yeah... wanna video chat?
Awesomest: sure
The video chat window opened up and showed his friend, Ryoma.
"Hey." Danny said.
"Hey, oh and by the way don't take this personally." Ryoma said looking focused on playing WoW.
"Huh?" He said string at his friend until he heard his character yell. On the screen Awesomest was laying on the grass, with a message saying "Release spirit in 6 minutes."
Danny was shocked and was just staring at the screen. "Wait, wha? You killed me! When I'm DRUNK! Are you fucking me dude?!"
"No sir, I am not fucking you." Ryoma said with a smile and the 2 burst into laughter.
That last joke came from one of my best friends, so props for that, Cry. And hope to see you next time! Later Bros!
