Disclaimer: Happy New Year! I don't own Naruto, or the Akatsuki, or fanfiction, but I wish I did!
A/N: I know I probably am not the first one to come up with the concept, but the story line is mine.
Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori sat in silence around a kotatsu, for some strange reason. All that was on the table was a bowl of clementines, they were in season, and a laptop, don't ask where they got it, because that is a completely different reason. No, the real reason they were sitting in silence was what they found on the computer. I site called . They were looking through the strange names of the series', when they came across the name Naruto. They clicked on it, and that is when the real chaos began.
"Hey Itachi, this one has your brother's name under it, along with Naruto's." Kisame broke in as he clicked on the title. He started reading aloud. I feel compelled to note that they were in the 'rated M' section.
"'I love you, Naruto." Sasuke confessed as he pulled Naruto into a deep kiss..." Kisame read.
"WHAT! MY LITTLE BROTHER WOULD NEVER DO THAT!" Itachi yelled, attempting to stand up, but hitting his knee on the kotatsu in the process. He swore under his breath and Deidara stole the laptop.
"Gimme that, un. Here's one with his name and Sakura H. under it. I think she might be female, un." Deidara said.
"Sasuke pounced on Sakura, passionately making out with her, un. He slipped his hand under her shirt..." Itachi started laughing
"Oh Sasuke, you bad boy. You take after your big brother, they just can't stay away." Itachi chuckled. Sasori angrily tore the laptop out of Deidara's hands.
"Oh look, here's one with both your names, Kisame and Itachi." Sasori guessed that, with the pattern, it would not make Itachi happy.
"'I've always liked you as more than a partner' Itachi told Kisame, slightly blushing. Kisame smirked
'prove it'" one lemon later.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! HOW COME I WAS THE UKE!" Itachi yelled. Everybody but Itachi and Kisame laughed.
"It's because you're beautiful, un." Deidara giggled.
"It just doesn't work!" Kisame commented.
"You're right, un," Deidara agreed, "KisaIta doesn't work because Itachi is beautiful and Kisame's a fish, un."
"I am not a fish, I am a mammal!" Kisame was sensitive about his... species.
"And what is this 'KisaIta'? Did you make that up? Why?" Itachi pressed.
"No, the summary says 'Warning: KisaIta, Yaoi, Lemon, M-Preg'" Sasori informed them. Kisame fell on the floor and had a seizure, and Itachi was shaking angrily.
"You knew that would happen!" He angrily snatched the computer. "And I get pregnant!" He found a Sasodei, with a more explicit warning
"Danna-sama, I feel like I'm melting, un..." Itachi dramatically read.
"ONE TIME, un! I SAID THAT ONE TIME, un!" Deidara yelled.
"Don't tell them that." Sasori whispered loudly. Then his eye widened.
"Man, this is the evilest thing ever." Itachi commented. Then he smiled. "You know, we could use this to our advantage."
"What do you mean." Kisame rose from the floor.
"This is the ultimate torture device." Itachi explained. "Just think of the things we could do with this." Everybody blushed furiously. This could be the beginning of something good, or bad.
So, did you guys like it. I'm contemplating on whether I should continue if or not. Please review and tell me what you think I should do. Bye
