Arceus's Code
Author's note: Several things about this story. All the duos except Darkrai and Cresselia are siblings. Giratina and Arceus do not count.The intended pairs are also different from the norm: CresseliaxArceus,DarkraixGiratina,DialgaxKyogre,PalkiaxGroudon. This takes place in the Hall of Origin, and all of the legendaries are in there Human form throughout the story. Disclaimer:I own nothing.
"I can't believe you." said Arceus sternly."Why on god's green earth would you be smoking? Children are present. Get that Marijuana fucking out of my sight. Now." "But-"started Giratina. "NOW"an angry Arceus cut off. Giratina fled off to her room. "Wow Arceus, why were you so mean?" inquired the curious Shaymin. "I wasn't being mean. I was solving a problem. Giratina should not have been smoking marijuana in front of you. Don't ask what that is, by the way.". "OK." said the little Shaymin as he scurried back to his room. Arceus casually walked through the Hall. He sighed. He was so tired of Giratina's reckless behavior. He knew he couldn't change her, so why was he trying. Oh right, he thought to himself with a grin it's the right thing. And those are the only things worth doing. As he walked down he saw Darkrai looking depressed as usual. "Hey Darkrai." he said. "Hey." replied Darkrai. "You still not taking your anti-depressants?" "Yeah, they stopped working a while ago." replied Darkrai in a melancholy manner. "Well, keep trying. You and Cressselia still dating?" asked Arceus. "No." replied Darkrai. "Well, that's both of your choices." Arceus continued to walked down the hallway. If he doesn't fix his problem, he's not gonna make it through winter with the imune system he must have. "High Arceus." said a small girl. "Oh, hi Mew. How are you?" "Very good."replied Mew happily. "Should I even bother to inquire as to how?" asked Arceus. " No." said Mew. "Quakers are boring." "Have fun in la-la land Mew." Arceus said as he walked away. He imagined what they were all doing. Mewtwo was destroying a stufffed dummy. Dialga and Palkia were fighting as sblings often do. As were Groudon and Kyogre. Ho-oh and Lugia were talking more calmly, as they made amends long ago. Phione was in a fetal position with his inferiority complex, and Manaphy was giving him a pep talk. The birds, beasts, golems, and spirits (Lake Trio) were playing football. Latos and Latias were running in the fields. Everyone else was in the rec room. Except Cresselia. He never could figure out were she always was. He didn't really care. He probably did love her, but he never thought on it much. He really did think she was very kind, gentle, and beautiful. He never could figure out how she and Darkrai were together in the first place. He was more depressed than Will Hunting most of the time, and even she never brought up his mood. He always felt sorry for Darkrai. He reminded him of a Quasimodo-type character, making Cresselia Esmeralda. He decided to go into his room, after all it was 11:45. He walked in and he found Cresselia organizing his books. "Hi!" they both said nervously. "Um, what are you doing?"asked the startled, but not displeased, Arceus. "Oh just, organizing your things. You never could catagorize them well. You just had one shelf full of Jules Verne, Robert Louis Stevenson, Mark Twain, Mary Shelly, J.K. Rowling, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, and Angie Sage on a shelf labeled "Good Books", and the other is full of every other book in existence labeled "Guilty Pleasures". So I categorized them by author.' said Cresselia with a smile. "Thank you. I needed that. I never could seperate Kidnapped from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." Arceus said with a smile. "You're welcome" said Cresselia as she began to walk out. "Oh Cresselia, did you and Darkrai break up?" "Yes" she said, her smile disappearing. "He resisted my best attempts to cure his depression." she proceeded to leave the room. Arceus walked over to his control map and moved his hands over the controls. "Lights Out everyone!" he shouted.
