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SPN100 Challenge: nut. Dean has some unexpected visitors. 100 word drabble. Season 7 at some point before episode 7.23 Survival of the Fittest.

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Oh, Nuts

"I'm a nut, but not just a nut" - Bill Murray

Carefully checking his brother was nowhere in sight, Dean took a deep sip of his low-fat, soy, hazelnut macchiato. He sighed happily as he savored the all-too-occasional treat.

"Hello, Dean."

Surprised by Castiel's voice, Dean sprayed his mouthful of drink. "Are you... okay?" asked Dean, once he'd stopped choking.

"I brought some friends to meet you," said the angel, unperturbed by the coffee dripping from his cheeks.

"They're bees!"

"Indeed, we bonded over the similarity of our winged forms and structured, hive mentality."

"Nuttier than squirrel shit."

Dean grinned; it was almost like Bobby was there to say the words.

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"Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees" – Dean Winchester, 7.23 Survival of the Fittest

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