Ryou and Bakura's Letters To Santa.
A specific encounter on what each expect in their stocking this year... Christmassy, one-shot crackfic. XD
Ryou's Letter to Santa.
Dear Santa.
I hope you've had a great year. I have tried my best to be a good boy, despite a certain somebody who gets in the way and makes me seem to be a naughty boy, but I promise I'm not, I'm sure you do know Bakura, my Yami, you know everybody and everything...
I want to start off by thanking you for last year's presents! The new sneakers and school satchel I got are lovely.
But, Santa, if it's not too much to ask, I would really appreciate a few presents in the stocking for me this year. I would really like a new Duel Disk System from KaibaCorp, since the old versions have gone out of stock and I haven't had the pleasure of owning one in the first place. Another thing I would like is a new chain for my millennium ring. The leather band is withering away rather quickly, and finding something durable and strong enough to carry it about will be a tough job.
And my final Christmas wishes is not for money, or something you can wrap and place in a stocking. Lastly, for Christmas, I want Bakura to be at peace and enjoy the day with me, without thinking of or even mentioning how he wants to destroy the world and his escapades with the Pharoah. I know that this wish is rather impossible, but it is worth the thought!
Lastly, I hope that you enjoy your Christmas, I am sure that you have worked quite hard to make sure this one is a success. Happy holidays!
Ryou.
Bakura's Letter to Santa.
Santa Claus.
I've known you for precisely 2 years now, and I have to just ask one question... are you mental?
Everyone else I know get EXACTLY what they want for Christmas, even if they had never mentioned it at all in conversation about the bloody things they want, while I SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU what I want, and get practically USELESS items in return!
I mean, even that pathetic dog Joey Wheeler, who kept on ranting about how he wants a bloody leather jacket, was overjoyed when he unwrapped that purple and green jumper last year, even though he never wears it, he got what he wanted!
I ask for one simple thing every year, and that is a few rare cards, the rest of the sodding millennium items, and the guarantee of destroying the world! But what did I get last year? I got a HAIRBRUSH, and a DUEL MONSTERS DECK POUCH.
Do you take me for some kind of moron?
If I knew where you lived, or when you are to come over to drop off even more disappointment under that tree we had to drag into the house for some reason, I would send you to the shadow realm for all eternity!
You better watch out, and get ready to cry, you're going to pay if I don't get ATLEAST ONE rare card this year! If I EVER see you, EVER, I will take Ryou's toy pistol and shoot your herd of ridiculously horned and shockingly small flying camels, starting with the one right at the front with the stupid red blinker on his face!
Bakura.
