"Sorry, Mario, but your Princess is in another castle."

Those words.

Those freakin' annoying words.

"Mario! The Princess was kidnapped again!"

That voice.

That freakin' annoying voice.

With your colorful spotted top, it's a mushroom you resemble.

But if you tell me Toadstool was kidnapped, you'll have to be reassabled.

"Mario?"

Mail? For me? From the Princess I already saved?

"Skinny gay Mario!"

It's Luigi, you fool, and no. I don't want to save...

"Hubblugghblughblah!

Todsworth, go away!

Toadette, don't even get me started...

...rolling in other's tears everyday.

"..."

Yes, be speechless, you kill of the road!

So the thing doesn't start, the thing that I like to call 'The Plague of the Toad'.