Disclaimer: Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou and Undertale were created by Okayado and Toby Fox respectively.


Chapter 1: Kurusu Kimihito

In the recently-established MTT Studio, an audience waits in anticipation for their star… including those who have only recently heard about the new artificial artist in their world. The lights illuminating the indoor theatre started to dim, soon leaving the whole audience in complete darkness.

"OH YES" sounded an electronic voice. Studio lights shone bright beams onto the stage, and the steam emerging from behind the curtain. "Welcome, beauties and gentlebeauties…" the smoke cleared to reveal a humanoid robot with black legs, pink boots, a pink breastplate, grey arms and a head with a unique hairdo, "...to MTT Station's new show…" a title flashed above the stage…

HOOKING UP WITH A KILLER ROBOT

"...with your host, Mettaton! Ready the roses and fetch the flower boquets, because tonight is going to be a ROMANTIC evening! The goal is simple: one lucky player will be paired up with a romantic partner through us. Our lucky man for tonight is… Kurusu Kimihito!"

A spotlight clicked on, revealing a human with black hair, a white suit, brown eyes and a very confused look on his face. Multi-colored confetti started raining down directly above him, while Mettaton clapped his hands. "Welcome, Kimihito-Darling, you ready to win a girl's heart?"

"Huh? Y-yeah," Kimihito stuttered.

"Why so nervous, Darling?"

"Well... I was told I'd be promoting Interspecies Exchange with my participation."

"Oooh la la! Indeed we are, hence your selection. My employee told me that you're the perfect candidate, considering your 'living conditions'."

"You mean…?"

"Oh yes! Kimihito has been living with SEVEN beautiful ladies as part of the Interspecies Exchange Programme! And tonight, one of them will be his fiancee. Or maybe… all seven of them will combine their SOULs to break down the barrier trapping his true feelings underground!"

Cheers roared from the audience in the studio, and the spotlight shifted back to the curtains. "However, MTT is always committed to giving customers quality merchandise, and we wouldn't want the ladies to be disappointed with the gentleman. Our first round will test his suitability for being a groom. Please welcome our impartial judges: Temmie!"

A four-legged, white cat-like creature with a dog's tail, one pair of cat ears and one pair of dog ears, a feline mouth, sleek black hair and a blue shirt stepped onto the stage. "hOI! I'm temmie!"

"Temmie!"

Another Temmie stepped forth. "hOI!"

"Temmie!"

A third. "hOI! Tems on tEEvEE!"

"Bob!"

A fourth. "Good evening to all viewers. I'm Bob."

"And finally… with a degree Tem Studies, please welcome Temmie!"

A fifth Temmie, with a graduation hat on her head, a yellow shirt and gray hair, stepped onto the stage. "hOI! tem study at colleg!"

"Well, Temmie, Temmie, Temmie, Bob and Temmie, what are your first impressions of our star tonight?"

"uwaWAWA! Human soooo... CUTE!" squealed the first Temmie

"yaYA! He CUUUTE!"

"yaYA! I agrees!"

"He's going to make whoever becomes his bride very happy, no?"

"he CUTE HUNAM!"

"Fabulous. First impressions are good from all five judges. But now is when we ensure that they give us a properly informed opinion. Judges, are you ready to begin your examination?"

"yaYA!" all five Temmies meowed, disregarding Bob's reply of "Most certainly."

"Kimihito-Darling, are you ready for the examination?"

"I guess."

"Very well! Let the quality control…" Mettaton raised his hand, "...BEGIN!" His hand cut through the air as he brought it down like a blade, upon which four of the five Temmies launched straight at Kimihito, pinning him down on the ground and petting him excessively with all their paws. The last Temmie, Bob, casually strolled to him and gave his head a slight pet when he tried to escape the chaos of the other four Temmies.

"Meanwhile, wonderful viewers, while Temmie, Temmie, Temmie, Bob and Temmie deliberate on the suitability of our guest, feel free to place your vote on how good a match he will make for the girls. Just SMS one of the numbers on the screen to 01 METTATON to cast your vote!"

A machine projected a graphic showing ratings in different colours

Red: 1 - NOT WORTHY OF BEING ON METTATON'S STAGE

Yellow: 2 - SHOULD BE THANKFUL HE'S IN METTAON'S PRESENCE

Green: 3 - NOT BAD. STILL NO MATCH FOR METTATON THOUGH

Cyan: 4 - GOOD QUALITY, BUT METTATON IS ALWAYS SEXIER

Blue: 5 - AMAZING. THE SECOND BEST PICK AFTER METTATON

"Be sure to cast your vote. After the break, we'll count the votes, find out what our judges think of our potential paramour, and meet one of the possible brides-to-be. Now don't go away."

"Help!" Kimihito's voice rang out from underneath the flailing paws of the Temmies...