Harry Potter

The S-A-V-I-O-R of the

wizarding world

You're the K-I-N-G of course

so M-O-D-E-S-T and K-I-N-D

your crown is gold and red

G-R-Y-F-F-I-N-D-O-R

colours, what else?

butbutbutbut

if you were to take off that

B-I-G

G-O-L-D-E-N

R-U-B-Y

C-R-O-W-N

the inside is silver and emeralds

that's your

.secret

Gryffindor's

G-O-L-D-E-N B-O-Y

is actually a

S-L-I-M-Y S-L-Y-T-H-E-R-I-N

but you B-U-R-Y it

in your F-A-M-E and your S-M-I-L-E

cause you're so

P-E-R-F-E-C-T

you can't be anything else

but with eyes the colour of the

K-I-L-L-I-N-G C-U-R-S-E

it's sometimes hard to forget your

T-R-U-E N-A-T-U-R-E

of course, you didn't get to the top on

Y-O-U-R O-W-N

what's a King without his

Q-U-E-E-N?

Ginny Weasley

you are the queen

(Harry Potter's girlfriend)

you clawed your way to the top

after all, the (youngest) weasley,

and the (only) girl

needs to make a name for (herself)

and you have made it

(haven't you?)

Regina George you are

(the queen bee)

does your tiara get heavy

(from all the lives you destroyed to get it?)

but that isn't

(I-M-P-O-R-T-A-N-T)

your hair needs to be shiny

(it's the colour of blood after all)

your nails painted

(what about black, to match your heart?)

but you aren't that bad, really

(really?)

Harry was yours all along

ChoHermioneFleurGabrielleLavenderParvati

(only distractions from you)

and you were only devoted to him of course

(of course)

DeanNevilleZachariasMicheal

(and that's only the start)

hooking up behind Harry's back even now?

(ginnyginnyginny)

remember your tiara

(queens don't let the cracks show)

Ron Weasley

it's your turn

you are the

sidekick

of the

famousharrypotter

but you didn't mind, of course

being his friend was the least you could do

after what he did for you all

but the spotlight is tempting

and you are certainly not

immune

you got your

fifteen minutes of fame

being thrown into the lake was the

best thing

that's ever happened to you

too bad it didn't last

even after the war

you were in newspapers

but always

overlooked

in favour of harry

but you're used to it

that's your entire life

overlooked

billpercy

smart head boys teachers favourites

charliefredgeorge

quidditch stars popular pranksters

don't even get me started on

ginny the queen

but still

you're not the

useless weasley

anymore

you helped save the world

and you fought

you even have a girlfriend

does she really love you?

and saving the world was really Harry's thing

still, you tried

why not enjoy your fame?

but watch out

fame is fickle

and so are people

Hermione Granger

the smart one

bookworm

innocent

are you really?

that's what you want people to think

so they don't know your true power

if Ginny is Regina George

you are Gretchen

the one that knows everything

and could destroy you with only a word

there's a reason you and Ginny are friends

secrets

you keep quiet about the real way that she got to the top

and in return she took you up there with her

but fucking everything with a heartbeat isn't your style

your boyfriend is loyal

and famous like you

but you don't really love him

he's nearly too stupid to breathe

Harry

he's the one you want

but Ginny has him

finders keepers

losers weepers

what about your family?

you left them in

australia

with no memories of you

the war is over now

but you aren't bringing them back

they were annoying really

stopping you from

getting your goal

and they're happy now

right?

what is your goal exactly?

total domination of course

loki was right

people are

made to be ruled

and you are the ruler

but not too soon

subtileness is the key

one day you will take over the world

keep one eye open though

people always want to be

number one

AN: So, this came to me in a flash, while I was watching Dance Moms (great show btw!) And I needed to write it down. I don't own Harry Potter, or Mean Girls and the Avengers/Thor. Hope you've enjoyed it! xxx