Harry Potter
The S-A-V-I-O-R of the
wizarding world
You're the K-I-N-G of course
so M-O-D-E-S-T and K-I-N-D
your crown is gold and red
G-R-Y-F-F-I-N-D-O-R
colours, what else?
butbutbutbut
if you were to take off that
B-I-G
G-O-L-D-E-N
R-U-B-Y
C-R-O-W-N
the inside is silver and emeralds
that's your
.secret
Gryffindor's
G-O-L-D-E-N B-O-Y
is actually a
S-L-I-M-Y S-L-Y-T-H-E-R-I-N
but you B-U-R-Y it
in your F-A-M-E and your S-M-I-L-E
cause you're so
P-E-R-F-E-C-T
you can't be anything else
but with eyes the colour of the
K-I-L-L-I-N-G C-U-R-S-E
it's sometimes hard to forget your
T-R-U-E N-A-T-U-R-E
of course, you didn't get to the top on
Y-O-U-R O-W-N
what's a King without his
Q-U-E-E-N?
Ginny Weasley
you are the queen
(Harry Potter's girlfriend)
you clawed your way to the top
after all, the (youngest) weasley,
and the (only) girl
needs to make a name for (herself)
and you have made it
(haven't you?)
Regina George you are
(the queen bee)
does your tiara get heavy
(from all the lives you destroyed to get it?)
but that isn't
(I-M-P-O-R-T-A-N-T)
your hair needs to be shiny
(it's the colour of blood after all)
your nails painted
(what about black, to match your heart?)
but you aren't that bad, really
(really?)
Harry was yours all along
ChoHermioneFleurGabrielleLavenderParvati
(only distractions from you)
and you were only devoted to him of course
(of course)
DeanNevilleZachariasMicheal
(and that's only the start)
hooking up behind Harry's back even now?
(ginnyginnyginny)
remember your tiara
(queens don't let the cracks show)
Ron Weasley
it's your turn
you are the
sidekick
of the
famousharrypotter
but you didn't mind, of course
being his friend was the least you could do
after what he did for you all
but the spotlight is tempting
and you are certainly not
immune
you got your
fifteen minutes of fame
being thrown into the lake was the
best thing
that's ever happened to you
too bad it didn't last
even after the war
you were in newspapers
but always
overlooked
in favour of harry
but you're used to it
that's your entire life
overlooked
billpercy
smart head boys teachers favourites
charliefredgeorge
quidditch stars popular pranksters
don't even get me started on
ginny the queen
but still
you're not the
useless weasley
anymore
you helped save the world
and you fought
you even have a girlfriend
does she really love you?
and saving the world was really Harry's thing
still, you tried
why not enjoy your fame?
but watch out
fame is fickle
and so are people
Hermione Granger
the smart one
bookworm
innocent
are you really?
that's what you want people to think
so they don't know your true power
if Ginny is Regina George
you are Gretchen
the one that knows everything
and could destroy you with only a word
there's a reason you and Ginny are friends
secrets
you keep quiet about the real way that she got to the top
and in return she took you up there with her
but fucking everything with a heartbeat isn't your style
your boyfriend is loyal
and famous like you
but you don't really love him
he's nearly too stupid to breathe
Harry
he's the one you want
but Ginny has him
finders keepers
losers weepers
what about your family?
you left them in
australia
with no memories of you
the war is over now
but you aren't bringing them back
they were annoying really
stopping you from
getting your goal
and they're happy now
right?
what is your goal exactly?
total domination of course
loki was right
people are
made to be ruled
and you are the ruler
but not too soon
subtileness is the key
one day you will take over the world
keep one eye open though
people always want to be
number one
AN: So, this came to me in a flash, while I was watching Dance Moms (great show btw!) And I needed to write it down. I don't own Harry Potter, or Mean Girls and the Avengers/Thor. Hope you've enjoyed it! xxx
