Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm a vampire, who are you?
Well, you're the Slayer, I already knew,
And I'm in love with you.
I first saw you in LA,
To where I might return someday.
You were licking a lollipop,
And I never wanted you to stop.
You're adorable with your long straight hair,
Swinging while you walked with your friends,
Your hair so long and fair,
And it seemed to never end.
It hypnotized me, that it did,
So much gold, must be worth a hundred quid.
Quid means money, case you didn't know,
And that is why I love you so.
