A/N: This is just a bunch of short stories with Hao and Yoh.

DISCLAIMER: I no own Shaman King.

Girl

Hao: -walks into a store to get a book- . . . -he couldn't find it- Damn it! -goes to (Lysrerg's) emo-corner-

Lyserg: Hao! Get out of my emo-corner!

Hao: -glares at Lyserg- No. . . I couldn't buy Yoh a book on where babies come from. . .

Lyserg: You're such a perv.

Hao: And you're such a girl, Lyserg! -smirks-

-Yoh walks in-

Yoh: Hey, guys! Whatcha talkin' about?

Hao: About how Lyserg is really a girl.

-Lyserg's mouth drops to floor-

Yoh: Wha. . .? That can't be true! Lyserg even showed us!

Hao: But he just showed me! And there's no way that what I saw was a p-!

-Lyserg hits Hao on head-

Lyserg: Stop spreading nonsense! Yoh-kun, don't believe him!

Hao: Its not nonsense. Why else would you act like a girl when you're around me? I mean otherwise you'd be ga-.

-Lyserg punches Hao-

Yoh: Woah! No violence! You guys know how much I hate violence!

Hao+Lyserg: -point at each other- He started it!

Yoh: I don't care! Just have peace for at least one day!

Lyserg: Okay.

Hao: Sure, Yoh. -smirks- No.

Yoh: Ugh!