A/N: This is just a bunch of short stories with Hao and Yoh.
DISCLAIMER: I no own Shaman King.
Girl
Hao: -walks into a store to get a book- . . . -he couldn't find it- Damn it! -goes to (Lysrerg's) emo-corner-
Lyserg: Hao! Get out of my emo-corner!
Hao: -glares at Lyserg- No. . . I couldn't buy Yoh a book on where babies come from. . .
Lyserg: You're such a perv.
Hao: And you're such a girl, Lyserg! -smirks-
-Yoh walks in-
Yoh: Hey, guys! Whatcha talkin' about?
Hao: About how Lyserg is really a girl.
-Lyserg's mouth drops to floor-
Yoh: Wha. . .? That can't be true! Lyserg even showed us!
Hao: But he just showed me! And there's no way that what I saw was a p-!
-Lyserg hits Hao on head-
Lyserg: Stop spreading nonsense! Yoh-kun, don't believe him!
Hao: Its not nonsense. Why else would you act like a girl when you're around me? I mean otherwise you'd be ga-.
-Lyserg punches Hao-
Yoh: Woah! No violence! You guys know how much I hate violence!
Hao+Lyserg: -point at each other- He started it!
Yoh: I don't care! Just have peace for at least one day!
Lyserg: Okay.
Hao: Sure, Yoh. -smirks- No.
Yoh: Ugh!
