Kim Possible and the Mask
Summary:Kim is called in to help secure a new addition to the museum of Middleton, a mask. Guess what mask it is.
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"Ms. Possible, on behalf of the staff of the museum of Middleton, I want to thank you for offering your services." said the museum director of the museum.
"No big, right Ron...Ron?" replied Kim who then looked at Ron who was staring at the object they were supposed to help guard that night.
"So you pull me from a documentary on how video games are made to guard some stupid piece of wood?" Ron shouted with his usual strange admiration of video games being put after a mission.
"Yes, but this is a very rare and valuable mask made centuries ago. It's also said to have magical properties." answered the museum director with a sort of eerie tone added to the last sentence.
"What kind of magic are we talking here?" Kim asked rolling her eyes at a now nervous Ron.
"It better not be Monkey Magic or I am out of here."
"Ron, I thought you got over your monkey issues."
"Kim, monkeys and monkey magic are two totally different things."
"Anyway, what kind of magic?"
"Well, the legend goes that the mask is said to hold the spirit of Loki."(sorry if I didn't spell it right, if someone knows how to spell it, please tell me in a review)
"Wh-Who's Loki?"
"Loki is the said to be the god of mischief in Norse mythology."
"Why would people think that this Loki guy is trapped in this mask."
"Because it's part of the legend, it's said that one day, Odin became angry at Loki for something that no one is sure of and then banished him into the mask. So, if anyone puts on the mask, something strange will happen."
"R-Really, like what?" Ron asked obviously scared of the museum directors story.
"Nobody knows, the mask has never touched a mortal face, so I guess we'll never know."
"Sir, you can't possibly believe that ridiculous story, do you?"
"All I know is, that things never getting on my face, well have fun." The strange museum director then walked to his car and drove off.
"Uh Kim, if it's all the same to you, I'll guard the door...away from that creepy mask."
"Ron, that mask is not magic."
"How do you know?"
"Well, it just doesn't look like the magical talisman type deal, it's just a piece of wood with two eyes and a mouth cut out of it."
"I know, but it's still creepy."
"Alright you guard the door all the way over in that dark corner away from me and the mask."
"Um, you know what, that mask isn't that creepy, I'll just stay over here."
"Whatever you say." With that, they went on playing cards and guarding the mask for about an hour. Just then, a familiar voice echoed from the roof.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't little miss Kimmie on guard duty."
"Yeah, so what's it to you, Shego." Kim yelled back to her enemy from across the room as she got into a fighting stance.
"Now remember Shego, don't harm that mask." ordered Dr. Drakken from their flying car thing.(sorry I don't know what they call it)
"Yeah, yeah, I know, I wouldn't dream of breaking a useless piece of wood." After that, Shego pounced on Kim and they got into another of their usual cat fights. The whole time, Ron tried to keep Dr. Drakken from taking the mask.
"Out of my way buffoon, the mask of Loki will be mine."
"Why do want to steal a mask anyway?"
"And why should I tell you why I want to steal the mask?"
"Why should I tell you why I want you to tell me why you want the mask?"
"ENOUGH, now give me that mask!" Then Dr. Drakken and Ron got into more of a tug of war than a fight over the mask. Eventually, they both lost their grip and the mask literally flew out the window. Amazingly, the mask flew all the way across town and into the backyard of someones house, where two kids were preparing to launch a rocket.
"Hey what's that thing?"
"I don't know."
That's right, Jim and Tim got the mask and examined it before deciding what to do with it.
"This things stupid, let's launch it!" Tim proposed before pulling out a roll of tape.
"Hic-abic-aboo?"
"HOO-SHAW!"
Meanwhile back at the museum...
"No, the mask, you buffoon."
"Hey, if you hadn't been so stubborn, maybe it would still be here for us to fight over."
"You will regret this, SHEGO!"
Shego then pushed Kim off of her and jumped onto the flying car.
"This isn't over, I will get that mask!" With that, they flew off and left Kim unsurprised that Drakken would believe some silly folklore.
"Well, at least they didn't get the mask."
"Yeah, but we lost it."
"I say good riddance, that mask was creepy."
"Let's just go home, I'm beat."
10 minutes later...
"See ya KP."
"See ya." Kim then made her way back to the house. While she walked up to the door, a noise in the backyard made her investigate. When she got out to the backyard, she saw the Tweebs starting up a rocket with something strapped to it. She looked closer and found it was...
"THE MASK!" She immediately ran up to the rocket, unstrapped the mask, and ran inside dragging Jim and Tim behind her before the rocket jetted off into the night sky.
"TWEEBS!"
"What?" They asked simultaneously.(which is freaky by the way)
"Why did you try to launch that rocket with this mask attached to it."
"That mask is lame, so we decided to get rid of it, why do you care."
"You little...look, next time, tell me before you decide to launch something that isn't yours into space."
"Whatever." They said as they ran up to their room. Kim then walked up to her room where she then decided to call it a night. But before she could she couldn't help but look at the mask a little more. Holding the mask up to her chest, she looked in the mirror.
(mimicking the museum director)
"Well the mask is said to hold the spirit of Loki." She then put the mask closer to her face, then to her surprise, it sucked on her face before she quickly yanked it off.
"What the?" She the stared at the inside of the mask like in a sort of trance and slowly pulled it closer to her face until...
"What the...GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!" She screamed as the mask attached itself to her face. The mask started spreading to the back of her head locking the mask in place. Then she started spinning around like a twister, knocking over everything in the room.
"Heeeeeelllllppmmmmmeeeee." She tried to yell as she was spinning around the room. When she finally stopped...she looked a little different. She was wearing a sort of 40's nightclub singer dress, along with a pair of high heels that matched the color of the dress. She was a little bit curvier and was in a sort of flirty diva pose leaning on her bed. But what was weirdest was that her face was completely green. After a second of looking herself over, she uttered just one phrase.
"Ssssssssssmonkin."
I know it's a bit long, but believe me, it's worth the eye strain.
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