Author: MelaventoriaTea

Warnings: author being insane, idiocy, too much coke-a-cola,

Co-Authors: Femme-Duo, Trowa.

Title: "Hell Hath NO Fury."

Characters:

Femme Quatre (Katra)

Femme Duo

Trowa

Octavia

It was a dark and stormy night… wait… I'm lying… it was a dark and quiet, since Octavia was gone, room. Katra sat at Trowa's computer typing away at something while Duo looked over her shoulder. Yes… HER. They were both girls because the author is a dumb kid.

"What the hell is wrong with his internet? Why is it being such a fucky- pink?" Katra squeeked, her normally articulate way of speaking running away to Bremuda for the weekend.

"I don't know. Shut up. I'm trying to play 'Mario'." Duo complained, not even looking up.

Suddenly, a dark figure appeared from the shadows… feeling the preasence, Duo and Katra screamed.

"Here's your eggs, Duo." Trowa said, handing them over, the disappearing again. Duo and Katra looked at eachother, then went back to their business.

"Tickling is for the weak." WuFei said, magically appearing. Then he went to worship Nataku because he was horny.

"Aaaaaaaaaaanyways." Again, silence fell over the room, which was amazing considering Duo was there. However when she was finished she began to molest the panda-teddy-bear. Then hit Katra with it for saying "molest."

"No more hitting Katra!" The blonde yelled.

"GLOMP! GLOMP! GLOMP! GLOMP, DAMN YOU!" The braided idiot yelled.

"Stop it! You're breaking the fourth wall!"

"What's that?" Duo asked, looking confused at Katra, continuing to smack Kat with the panda's arm.

"It's the wall that separates author from fanfic." Katra explained sagely. Duo nodded.

"Ah."

They went back to their business, again. Katra switched position from sitting cross legged, her leg was falling asleep.

"Oh! Oh God the pain!" She cried.

Just then, Octavia and Trowa came down stairs.

"Turn the light on!" Octavia demanded of the latino. Trowa frowned.

"No. I like the dark. I do lots of things in the dark."

Silence from the others.

"Not THAT! Stupid perverted girls!" And he began to tickle Duo.

"Ah! Help me!"

"No! I'm working."



-The End



Tea: That was weird. Ok, that was what was happening while I wrote this.