Okay, this is the fanfic my friend wrote for me because she is amazing. I cannot stop laughing when I read this and I wanted to share with you guys. This is not mine, I just wanted to share it.
I don't own Hetalia or these sexy characters mentioned.
Kiku loved him oh so much. And Heracles loved Kiku similarly. But, Kiku does not like showing his affection in public. But Heracles was too tired to show anything while they were alone. They were stuck.
Until that one day.
Kiku and Hera were out for a walk in the park. It was a stunningly beautiful day, and tons of people were out as well. Kiku was enjoying the weather as Hera pulled him over to a bench, getting a playful grin on his face.
Odd.
Hera took a seat, and Kiku sat beside him.
But suddenly Heracles whipped out his *meow* and shoved Kiku's face against it, and Kiku let out a cry of surprise, Hera took that chance to shove his *meow* into his mouth! He immediately fell in love with the taste and lost all his inhibitions, deciding public affection wasn't all that bad at all. Once he finished sucking on Hera's *meow*, Hera decided to take him right there in the middle of the park. Kiku agreed, ripping his clothes off like the Hulk and tearing Hera's off as well, hopping right onto his *meow* because lube is for losers! It hurt so good! Adults and children stared , immediately calling for police and covering their children's eyes. They had managed to go at it twelve times before the police tore them apart from each other. Both were drenched in white and loved every minute of it. The police kept them in adjacent prison cells, but that didn't stop them! Kiku used his hulk strenngth to rip apart the metal, escaping with his Gercian lover.
Their love and lust for each other grew more and more. People tried to keep them apart. People died. Their lust was so great it gained notice from the heavens. Even the god of the world tried to keep them apart, but to no avail. The only place the two of them found safety was in a teenage girl's room in New York. She allowed them to stay as long as she could watch and write about what they did.
So, Kiku, Heracles, and Amanda lived happily ever after.
I like the ending...
