A/N: Hi! This story is basically based off of Wind Waker… according to the title… and it's going to have funny random events that happens during Link's SPACTULAR! BREATHTAKING ADVENTURE. But think about it. Would you go crazy if you had a talking boat, and a (cough cough) talking (cough) fairy? I would! I mean… sure! It's helpful… but why can't you just hand one of those two a map… have them do everything… and lazily save the world! xD BEST HERO EVER! DUN DUN DUN DUHHHHH! (My expression of the item receiving music… yeah.) And… I'm getting carried away. Thank you! Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 1

Freaking boat… we just met… and he's already telling me what to do! I can't believe him and his… uh… well this is awkward… his red… peeling… boat wood? His brash voice? His uh… um… well then. Yellow horns… S-Soulless e-eyes! N-Nevermind… I need to find some way to get away from him… I really need to get back on pulling and tugging out the grass…! Some idiot is always leaving me free rupees! Maybe the rats! Wait… what if I'm one with the rats?! KEEP GIVING ME MORE! GRASS AND RUPEES! I DEMAND IT!

Huff… puff… f-fi-five rupees! Yes! New… record! Ha! Yeah…! Just… seventy-five more to go! Yesh! Pullin' the grass… glass! Um… I kinda wish that… THOSE RATS DIDN'T STEAL MY MONEY! Ugh… they took my whole sack of rupees! It's unfair. Do rats… like my scent? The only scent I found was the scent of grass. Maybe because I was covered in it? GRASS CONFETI! No, but really… I'm getting sick of pulling grass out of the ground. It's starting to get on my nerves… IT ALL OVER ME! I said that before. Giving up; kicking the grass everywhere, I walked around the island. Maybe I'll go search for the MONEY another way!

A door… out of the ordinary? A weird dancing guy… in front of a graveyard. RUN INTO THE DOOR! Ack! Doors hurt! Turn… the knob… go inSIDE! Uh… it's boring… it's just some small little jail with nothing in it? No wait! Some guy… in the corner… HIDE! HE SAW ME! I ran to the door, but a light bulb blew over my head! HE MUST HAVE SOME MONEY!

"HEY! YOU NEED HELP! YOU WANNA GET OUT?!" I smirked. The pug faced dude or whatever, lit up with joy, and sprung from the chair in the corner. His costume he wore was… unexplainable. Some green-stared outfit with red underwear buckled up with a black belt? Uh… and his face… he… uh looked like he WORKED IN THE CIRCUS! Yuck! How could he dress like that?! At least I got some style with my shades! Jeez!

"Yes! Please! Switch!" Uh… he pointed over in a corner. I followed his finger.

"Vase?" He nodded. Okay! Well! THROW THE POTS FOR RUPEEES! YEEESSS! CRASH! What… the next one? No? The NEXT one?! NO?! WHERE'S ME MONEY?! Maybe… he… IS A RAT THAT STOLE THE MONEY! THIEF! I stepped on the pressure plate, opening his jail cell; AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I RAN TO HIM!

"I shall reward you!" The man stated.

"MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!" Twas I in the background.

"CATS!" He ran away with laughter. "Khe hee hee!" Um… thanks? So… now I got cats. Um… he left something here? Tin… gle… map? PROBABLY NOT IMPORTANT! I dropped it there, and left.

THE GUY STILL DANCED IN THE FRONT OF THE GRAVESTONE! WHAT THE HECK! DID THE PERSON THAT DIED THERE JUST… WANTS DANCING UGH! I… I really need to get my sail with one of these cats now…!

O O O

"HEY! MISTER! MISTEEEERR!" Is he ignoring me? I mean I come here every ten seconds to make sure he has that crispy sail! Why does he wear a giant coat in this heat? IS HE EXPECTING AN ICE AGE?! "MISTER! I'LL TRADE YOU A CAT!"

"A cat?"

"Yes! PLEASE!"

"OKAY!" So I ended up trading a cat for a sail! YUS! I also get to keep the other one… I just… don't know what to call it…

"Hey! You!"

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed! Hope I continue this! I don't know!

Thank you!9