"Man I wish Pokémon, were real, but of course it won't be real." A young brown skinned boy who longed for this wish, he had brown hair, and he was slim his name was, Jo. Jo still playing his favorite game Pokémon Rom Hack on his Computer, Pokémon Aura version. It was completely different from any other Pokémon games millions of people played. Your starter could either be a normal colored riolu, or a pink riolu, which was intended for girls. Of course there was the obvious Chespin, Fennekin, and Froakie. Also Charmander, Bulbasaur, and Squirtle, but the two riolu's was an extra choice. Because of Obvious reasons. AURA VERSION. *cough cough*. Jo had a level 49 Lucario. He always thought his was special, because when he got it, it was shiny. Of course Jo was into other games, and was well fit, he got all the ladies you know cool guy stuff. But he loved his Pokémon. Not only was this but he is a VERY horny teenager. But luckily he has his buddy Taylor to help him with that. NOT IN THAT WAY EWW, YOU'RE GROSS. Says the guy writing about a gay fanfiction including relations with a Pokémon. Yeah we're gross. Oh shut up you're the one reading this. ANYWAYS BACK TO THE STORY. Taylor had the hook up on all types of magazines, videos, comics, drawings all that stuff. Taylor usually wore a hoodie, he was white, and slim, with brown hair. His hoodie hid his eyes, and mouth. He would sell all of his dirty stuff only for $2.00 for a white nigga, he knows how to give good deals. This nigga would even sell it on EBay, and Amazon. Yet we wonder why he isn't in a Mansion by now. The things he sell, sell out FAST. "Hmm, wonder if Taylor got the hook up on anyone today." Jo said while dialing Taylor's phone number. "Yo, what up, watcha need today bruh." Said an eerie voice. "Yo Taylor, do you got pictures of ….. A male or female Lucario?" Jo told Taylor. "WHAT THE HELL. Please repeat that I'm sorry I thought you said Lucario." Taylor said a bit confused. "Um… yeah Taylor I want a picture of a furry Lucario…..Um Taylor come one bro we're best buds… Taylor." All that was left on the line was a beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeep. Until Suddenly. "Ok I'm sorry I'm back. I had to go smack a bitch. Then kill myself, come back to life. Because I needed to ask God what the hell did you mean. After that I did research, and called Obama, and told him to give me the squat team, to help him understand this problem, which not even a professional scientist could answer. WHY THE FUCK DOES JO WANT A FUCKING PICTURE, OF A BLUE DOG WITH A DICK!" Taylor screamed. Jo in complete silence just decided to state "You did not do that…" Taylor replied "Bitch Please I got Pictures." Once Taylor said that, Jo got sent pictures of Taylor doing Selfies, even one with Obama. "Wait is that really how God looks like, WAIT GOD IS A WOMAN!" Jo yelled. "Honestly we knew this was gonna happen sometime." Taylor replied calmly.
