Disclaimer: I do not own HARRY POTTER AND I TRULY HOPE I NEVER DO! I am angry at Jk for killing Fred and leaving George not even with his damn ear! Yet, jokes must be done and also I don't care about rude comments, go for it! I actually like them...

1. Harry Potter wants to see your Sorcerer's stone.

2. Harry Potter wants to put his wand in Ginny's chamber of secret...(rawr)

3. Harry Potter had sex with a man...

4. Harry started Fleur's goblet of fire...

5. Harry Potter Orders to see you Phoenix

6. Harry Potter and the Halfblood pimp...

7. Rocks fall and everybody dies...( enough said! Needs no title...)