Take on the Beast

By Shadowgate

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Bart and Lisa were sitting and watching the 1998 movie Godzilla. Lisa said "you know Bart it just so happens the first Godzilla Movie came out in 1954."

Bart said "Lisa how do you know you weren't alive in 1954?"

Lisa replied "well Bart there's thing known as history and if you read up on it you can learn."

Bart said "dad Lisa is calling me stupid."

Homer barges in and says "put that movie on pause right now."

They pause the movie.

Homer states clearly "now if the two of you don't straighten up you will both be grounded. Is that clear?"

Bart replied "Homer your shoe is untied."

Homer looked down to see it was not untied then he yelled "DOH let me tell you something Bart it's not April Fools Day."

Bart started giggling.

"You little punk I've had it with your shenanigans and if you don't quiet down and watch that giant lizard move whatchamacallit then I will get very angry."

Lisa became annoyed "oh sometimes I wish Godzilla would come to this town and destroy it."

Homer said "yeah that's it Godzilla."

Marge comes down and says "what is all the ruckus?"

Bart said "Homer couldn't remember Godzilla's name."

Marge starts laughing and Homer snaps "Marge don't you laugh when the kids insult me."

Marge gave her infamous groan and Homer left the living room. Lisa decided to go up to her room and take a nap.

TO BE CONTINUED