it was a beautiful day outside. there were scumbag swag children, people not knowing about pokemon frantically searching for honestly shit ones, and then a horse.
yes, a horse.
she was a nice horse, her talent was ukulele, she kept her hair pinned up with two purple chopsticks. her tail was messy because she literally did not give a fuck.
anyways, this horse was walking into a school with caucasian children wishing to be black, shouting nigga, and getting into worldstar fights.
she cast a spell on herself to make her human because somehow she was actually fucking smart enough to know that spell.
she went along her day greeting new children, and somehow finding another horse woman, whom she became friends with. this was a horse woman who was good at german. you fucking germanaboo, she thought.
then she went into chinese. the german horse woman had to go into french because this school sucked ass. they said their farewells and left.
then it all changed, when she asked if she could go to the bathroom in chinese correctly.
" hey, kiwaya, nice job saying that sentence. "
" thanks ... ? " she replied.
" idk how u do it lol "
" well i mean i just remembered so "
" well i have short term memory xdx so i cant remember xdddd "
" well i mean we went over it yesterday, youre just a fucknut you dickwad "
and she ran off.
the next day, the kid followed her around class and stared at her.
he tried to catch up with her after class but she just ran as fast as she could, she knew the danger was catching up. soon she'd have to hear him talk about ... five nights at freddys yiff mlp porn...
at lunch, a kid yelled at her about mashed potatoes. she just nodded and started to text her friend.
" what the fuck, " she thought. " the boys are even worse here, i have a fucking gay necklace, don't they get the hint ? "
then, for some reason she dated the german horse because they used to know each other before she moved to ponyville.
" ah i am so happy, i am in a relationship no more boys :) ( pronounced colon right parenthesis ) "
then chinese kid kept following her... and she saw a kid beside him eat a condom and balloon... and ping pong ball...
" i want to fucking kill myself ", she thought, " SDHFDGKJ ".
then a man claiming to be the dead country prussia walked in. and a big buff german man and a smol italian man walked in.
" hello yes we here for chinese "
the chinese teacher said, " ai ya you FUCKHEADS WHAT R U DOIN HERE ARU?! "
" learning "
" ok u take seat now "
they took a seat right beside chinese kid.
" hey do you know that girl "
" no we do not " and prussia said " YES I WILL " and went over to the young horse woman. " hello am prussia awesome 2 meet u ^_^ "
" ok "
" how is u ? "
" gut "
" ohhhh du kennen deutsch ? "
" ja "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "
" thanks fam "
" oh hey kiwaya nice job using that german! " said chinese kid.
" i practice it every day fuckwad shut up "
yes, a horse.
she was a nice horse, her talent was ukulele, she kept her hair pinned up with two purple chopsticks. her tail was messy because she literally did not give a fuck.
anyways, this horse was walking into a school with caucasian children wishing to be black, shouting nigga, and getting into worldstar fights.
she cast a spell on herself to make her human because somehow she was actually fucking smart enough to know that spell.
she went along her day greeting new children, and somehow finding another horse woman, whom she became friends with. this was a horse woman who was good at german. you fucking germanaboo, she thought.
then she went into chinese. the german horse woman had to go into french because this school sucked ass. they said their farewells and left.
then it all changed, when she asked if she could go to the bathroom in chinese correctly.
" hey, kiwaya, nice job saying that sentence. "
" thanks ... ? " she replied.
" idk how u do it lol "
" well i mean i just remembered so "
" well i have short term memory xdx so i cant remember xdddd "
" well i mean we went over it yesterday, youre just a fucknut you dickwad "
and she ran off.
the next day, the kid followed her around class and stared at her.
he tried to catch up with her after class but she just ran as fast as she could, she knew the danger was catching up. soon she'd have to hear him talk about ... five nights at freddys yiff mlp porn...
at lunch, a kid yelled at her about mashed potatoes. she just nodded and started to text her friend.
" what the fuck, " she thought. " the boys are even worse here, i have a fucking gay necklace, don't they get the hint ? "
then, for some reason she dated the german horse because they used to know each other before she moved to ponyville.
" ah i am so happy, i am in a relationship no more boys :) ( pronounced colon right parenthesis ) "
then chinese kid kept following her... and she saw a kid beside him eat a condom and balloon... and ping pong ball...
" i want to fucking kill myself ", she thought, " SDHFDGKJ ".
then a man claiming to be the dead country prussia walked in. and a big buff german man and a smol italian man walked in.
" hello yes we here for chinese "
the chinese teacher said, " ai ya you FUCKHEADS WHAT R U DOIN HERE ARU?! "
" learning "
" ok u take seat now "
they took a seat right beside chinese kid.
" hey do you know that girl "
" no we do not " and prussia said " YES I WILL " and went over to the young horse woman. " hello am prussia awesome 2 meet u ^_^ "
" ok "
" how is u ? "
" gut "
" ohhhh du kennen deutsch ? "
" ja "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "
" thanks fam "
" oh hey kiwaya nice job using that german! " said chinese kid.
" i practice it every day fuckwad shut up "
then a man walked in... with a gun... a nerf one ... singing he is stalin... he looked like russia from hetalia but also a glass doll fusion...
" hey kids, get your sports shoes. " he said in a terrifying voice of america's dub and an indian man.
2 be continu!
