Okay, I couldn't resist getting in on the fun, but 'cuz I love my little homunculi, these will all be homunculi-centric, with some occasional guest appearances from everyone else. These are based off the first anime unless specified otherwise.

Disclaimer: Ace5980 does not own FullMetal Alchemist.


1) Get involved in pop music.
Envy and Lust liked Russian Roulette enough to try playing the actual game with a 6-chamber revolver. For some reason, seven rounds later saw no victor...

2) Play McDonalds Monopoly.
It's become a yearly tradition for Gluttony to eat there using all the food items and for Lust and Envy to collect all the other stamps, getting more than a few complete sets. However, a later tradition that made itself apparent was that at least one of those complete sets would get stolen every year...
No one ever did question where Greed got the money for his gambling habits though.

3) Put on a play.
"Oh Juliet, I love you! Kiss me!"
"... Hell no."
"Envy, you have to kiss me. You're Juliet!"
"Screw you, Greed."
"Isn't that's your job, love?"
"... Forget this, I'm gonna go terrorize the pipsqueak for a few hours."

4) Get into pyromania.
Surprisingly, Wrath and Roy Mustang met every week to set random trashcans on fire. This actually became a routine hobby, especially when the hobos started to collect to watch the fires too.

5) Start gardening.
The resulting investigation from Dante went cold when they discovered the last known whereabouts of little Wrath were by Envy's room with a pair of garden shears...

6) Have a seance.
"I call upon the spirit of the dearly departed William Elric. Come forth, William!"
"... I hate you so much right now, Greed."

7) Have a family reunion.
With Scar, Ed, Al, Envy, Lust, Greed, Dante, and Hohenheim all in close quarters, well, it was bound to end badly from the start.


... See you next week!