Disclaimer: Don't sue, the characters popping up in this chapter belongs to their respective owner.


Prologue: Oh, the woes!


Matthew Williams, is what you would call good looking guy. Blond, tall, smart and extremely nice, you would think that he would be more popular with his peers; however his shy personality and the teddy bear he often carry around with him makes it hard for him to make friends, thus his peers often think of him as a weirdo. He was always overlooked. And sadly enough, he was used to it. His parents often forgot him too, so it was nothing new to him.

Yes, Matthew Williams is quiet a normal guy going through his high school years. It would have been better if he hadn't moved from his beloved Canada to America. At least in Canada, he could hang out with his hockey teammates. Sadly, hockey just isn't that popular in America, meaning he is quite a loner, and as if someone above hates him, his busybody of a mother moved themselves near his father and brother.

You would have thought that a divorced woman wouldn't want to see her ex anymore, but Matthews mother and father didn't get divorced because they always fight or something, but rather because they fell out of love, meaning that they get along even after the divorce. His parents were young and full of love when they married. Their love that used to be as huge as the vast ocean became into nothing but a tiny pond, and over time, the pond dried out.

It's not like he hates his father, it's more because of his brother. Looking at his brother makes him envious. Alfred was a popular guy with a smile that can compete against the sun, a lot of the teachers say that one of this days, that with his charismatic character, he might become the president…aside from their geography teacher, everybody adored the golden boy of the W Academy. But it's not Alfreds' popularity in school that Matthew is envious about. Aside from the fact that Alfred lives in a mansion and is spoiled rotten…Alfred has the perfect family. A loving mother, accepting father and an adorable dog, what more can you ask for?

Matthew on the other hand, lives alone in an apartment with his mother who is almost always away. Alone and a teenager, everything he wants is to be accepted and have a friend. A best friend, someone who will be there for him when he needs a shoulder to cry on, someone who will be with him through thick and thin…

So it shouldn't have been a surprise for Arthur to find out about the guys wish.

"Say… is this some kind of joke?"

Arthur raised his very impressive eyebrows and sipped his offered tea and looked at Matthew with emerald coloured eyes. "I don't see why you would consider this a joke." he said primly.

Matthew rubbed his forehead. "I'm getting 'Punked', aren't I?" He looked warily around, searching for hidden cameras.

"I have got no idea what the bloody hell you are talking about. Here is my business card as proof." Arthur handed the perplexed Matthew a card that he materialized out of thin air. Too surprised and with nothing else to do but accept it, he glanced at the elegant scripture.

It read:

Heavens Relief Agency

Arthur Kirkland

God First Class, Second Category, Limited.

"Huh, so it is a joke, eh…" Matthew trailed off and glanced at the guy. A mere business card won't make him believe that the guy sitting in front of him and drinking tea is a God. What kind of idiot does Arthur take Matthew for? A gullible one? The materializing a card out of thin air is surely some new business trick to sale some useless stuff. And the trick of the guy coming through the shut television won't convince him either. It was probably a trick of light and Arthur was already in the living room waiting in the shadows for the moment Matthew tried to call the nearby Chinese restaurant and order a takeout. Come to think of it, he should probably call the police. The green eyed businessman probably broke in through the window to get into the house… but he'll have to climb the four stories to reach their window… Oh! Then his mom probably forgot to lock the door again and the guy got in! 'But I guess I can humour him. After all, I can't believe any guy would be willingly wearing something like that' by that Matthew naturally meant the green toga-like clothes that Arthur was wearing. "So uh…" he stuttered and shifted in his seat as the 'God' looked at him. "Why are you here again?"

Arthur rolled his eyes at the memory span of the human before him. However he has to give some grudging respect to Matthew. Most humans freak out when they see him, and no, not because of his eyebrows, he'll zap you with lightning and sic his gnome friends at you if you even suggest that. No, it's because of his entrance. Coming in after getting called from heaven through anything that reflects (water, mirror, glass) can really traumatize and freak you out. He can still feel the slap he got from a certain girl. It's not his fault that the chic has got herself connected to the Agency while she was bathing! Why the bloody hell was she even phoning while in the bathtub anyways? Doesn't she know that it's dangerous?

Arthur suggested on actually using the door to stop freaking out the humans. But sadly, his boss hasn't approved of it. Sometimes, Arthur thinks that his boss is getting the kick out of the expressions humans make upon the entrance of Gods and Goddesses.

But back to the topic, Arthur explained what he came for. "You have got yourself connected with the Heavens Relief Agency. Now I have to grant you one wish since your sadness and happiness is unbalanced." The heavenly being droned, having explained everything for a few centuries and not getting more enthusiastic as the time went on. "Bloody teenagers and their bloody hormones" was muttered afterwards. After all, most of his visits went to kind hearted teenagers having bad luck.

"Umm… okay…"

"I can grant you any wish. I can give you all the money in the world, bring your dead girlfriend back to life, which, by the way, will not end well, and I can also grant you world domination, if you're that kind of guy." Arthur really wanted to be back at heaven right now. He heard that Urd, his drinking buddy, was back from visiting Belldandy and the idiot who wanted to have the first class Goddess by his side forever. Seriously, why did they approve of that wish?

"Umm…I don't want to dominate the world…" was muttered so silently that Arthur almost didn't hear him. Hopefully, the kid will wish for a confidence boost.

"Obviously. We don't appear to those kinds of people."

An awkward silence ensued. Arthur mostly sipped on his tea as he looked at the living room. A television, some bookshelves, pictures hanging from the wall, plain white curtains, a peach coloured sofa Matthew was sitting on with a passing arm chair that he's occupying and a fake plant at the corner. Fascinating.

A few minutes passed by and Matthew, who was trying to think of ways to break the tension, glanced at the business card that was given to him. "What does it mean, First Class, Second Category, Limited?" he questioned shyly.

Arthur raised an eyebrow and started explaining with a slight smile. After all, it is rare to find someone asking and sounding interested in what was written on the card. "It means that I cannot lie, I work at the commercial duty and that I have certain boundaries that I cannot cross. Now, about your wish."

"Okay… I still find it hard to believe… but I'll humour you, eh." Matthew said with a slight smile. Yep, the guy was a businessman, either a very dedicated one or a crazy one or possibly both. Who knows?

Arthur rolled his eyes. He knew that a silly wish was coming. A lot of people he visited who said those exact same words always wasted their wish. Well, not his bloody problem. Their own fault for not believing him. "If you please bloody spill it out already." He just wants to get it over with and drink some alcohol with Urd. After all, the woman owes him a drink. And who can say no to a free drink?

"I wish…" Matthew smiled sadly and glanced at the white teddy bear that he was clutching the whole time. "I wish for you to be my best friend forever." Looking up and seeing the surprised and slightly amused expression on the face of his uninvited guest, Matthew glanced away. He knew it; he has been Punked after all! Now he'll be the laughing stock of the whole school, or worst yet, the whole state! He was on the verge of crying, but his tears wouldn't come as he saw Arthur start to glow, more like the tattoo on his forehead started a light show.

Now Arthur's expression changed from amusement to shock. He could feel his power surging through him. There is no way he will be bound to earth with the human child. The Gods and Goddesses at the administration duty surely wouldn't allow the wish to be granted, right? He really wished that it wouldn't be granted, but sadly, today was just not his day. He knew the wish was granted and beam of light that pierced the sky indicated that yes, he is now the boys' best friend.

It seems like Urd will have to wait if they want to be drinking and talking about the old times again… ugh… those at the administration duty will have an earful after he woke. But right now, he delighted in the shriek that Matthew gave… It was his fault anyways.

"My roof!" luckily, he lived on the top floor.

And so began the friendship and woes of Matthew Williams and his other worldly friend Arthur Kirkland.

Let's not forget the teenaged angst too…

Oh yeah…


AN: Soo… this idea has been floating around in my head. I'll give an explanation to everything. And umm…nope, this isn't really an UKxCan pairing… though there will be hints of it here and there… It's just friendship, really. By the way, this is the first time I've written a Hetalia fanfic. Please tell me if they're OOC. I'll fix it right away!

Anyways…I have my own plot written down roughly… so no worries! This isn't random or oneshots!

And umm…I'm not sure if I should post this in the crossover categories, after all, I'm only mentioning characters and some stuff from Ah! My Goddess. The anime this idea suddenly spawned upon. (Seriously, this just randomly popped up while I'm looking at England vids in Utube! I wasn't even watching AMG!)

So yeah… have fun waiting?

Flocon de Neige

P.S. I'm planning on drawing Arties clothes as a god sometime in the future cuz it's very different from his Britannia Angel!