(BEETLEJUICE!)

"SACRED, UNHOLY, RELATIONS….."

CHAPTER 1

(SACRED)

"…..Although I should be wary, still I venture someplace scary, ghostly hauntings I turn loose, BeetleJuice, BeetleJuice, BeetleJuice."

"It's Showtime Lyds!" BJ say's as he appears in the mirror. Then zaps her into the Netherworld with him.

Everything disorients, twists, and fades away and into the netherworld they are.

Lydia hugs BJ and he gives a big grin. Pulls away and she smiles back.

"Hi BJ! Aren't I glade to see you. I'm so bummed out."

"What's the matter Lyds?"

"My Mother is taking me to a church study group to make friends. This week there going to talk about sacredness."

"Oooh, how awful! Yikes, that sucks! Bahahahahaha!"

"Ewa shut up BJ! This really does suck but do you have to rub it in my face by gloating like that?"

"Okay, okay. I'll shut up." BJ's Mouth disappears and Lydia giggles.

"I've been thinking on how to get out of it, but I can't think of anything."

He's lips re-appear.

"Oh I get it. You want me to get ride of them for ya?"

"Why don't you just kill me instead?"

"Na, that would be too easy, besides you're my friend, why would I do that?"

"What if I don't want to be your friend any more?"

"Ha, ha very funny Lyds. When did you become a comedian?"

"Oh if you wont kill me and I can't let you kill them. What else can I do?"

"Oh, Leave it up to me Lyds I'll think of something."

"No, no you'll just make things worse. Besides my 18th birthday is coming up soon and I don't want to get in trouble before then."

"Ya, well I've been told you can't always get what you want but then I usually take it anyway. Bahahahahaaaaa!"

"Ha, ha BJ very funny." She replies giggling.

"Well what can ya do Lyds?"

"Well, I could always run off with you and stay here and don't have to put up with my parents any more?"

"Na, then I would have to kill you."

"So what's the problem?"

"Lyds you know I can't do that."

"Darn! Well, I could fake sick, but they'd probably know. Unless, you could make me look very sick and believable or even better, actually make me sick. What do you say BJ?"

"Why yes, that could work. Though I won't have to actually make you sick."

"Darn! Well, what are you going to do BJ?"

"I'll give you a red nose, with rashes and pimples all over your face. With a black eye and droopy eye lids. What do you say babes?"

"Yes, that'll work for sure."

"Just say the B word babes."

"BeetleJuice, BeetleJuice, BeetleJuice."

Lydia reapers with BeetleJuice in the mirror. BeetleJuice zaps her with pimples, rashes, a red nose, with droopy eye lids and a black eye.

"Your welcome! By Babes tell me how it goes later." He disappears.

"Man, does this look sick or what? My parents have to let me stay home."

Lydia hopes into bed then whines to her Mother to come in.

"Yes Lydia, what is…..ahhhhhh! Charles come in here quick."

"What Dear, oooh shi…..What happen pumpkin?"

"I don't know, I just awoke feeling sick. I feel awful."

"Well you certainly look awful." Said Charles.

"Charles…" Delia elbows him.

"I guess I can't go to the church study group today."

"Oh that's a good idea. Will show the Priest and maybe he can help you and pray over you to get better."

"Mother, I don't think so. I don't think they can…I mean…."

"Oh Delia, that's a little extreme don't you think? She's not possessed. What could they possibly do? They can't exorcize it out of her, can they? She just needs some sleep."

"Nonsense! Look how bad she got over night. Clearly this has something to do with last weeks seminar about manifestation. Clearly it's a sign Charles. I think it would be just to have a priest at least check it out and pray over her. Don't you think Charles?"

"I guess we could try, but I still think we'd be wasting our time."

"Dad's right. If anything if this doesn't clear up within a few days we could go to the doctor. For sure! I promise! Please Mom, please dad? Please?"

"No, your coming with us."

"Noooooo!"

"Get dressed, where leaving in an hour."

"Dang it, BeetleJuice screws it up again!"

"Did someone just call my name?" BJ appears in the mirror.

"Yes, you screwed it up."

"What? No way they couldn't have bought it? You totally look sick as hell."

"Ya, so unbelievably sick, in if fact they want to take me to church and have a priest pray over me because Delia thinks it's some kind of manifestation from the Devil, she heard from last week's seminar." replied Lydia.

"Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!" He laughs clutching he's stomach.

"Oh, very funny BJ. It's all your fault. You overdone it like usual."

"So, sorry babes. Want me to comfort you? Unzap you?"

"No, no, they'll know I was faking if you do. I have no time. I have to go."

Later Lydia and Charles, and her step Mother Delia arrive at their church. Lydia is wearing a black hoodie, with her face looking down to the ground.

In they go, and every body greets them. They all shake hands and say their welcomes while Lydia does her best to avoid them.

"Hi welcome, every body take a seat in a circle." Says the female speaker.

Everyone takes a seat. Lydia is sitting next to her father, the opposite side of her mother. Looking down and depressed. Fantasizing about running off with BeetleJuice.

"Now before we begin are reading with Sacred, Unholy, relations with Angels and the devil, Does any one have any question's?"

"Yes, I believe my Daughter Lydia awoke from some terrible manifestation over night by the Devil, from what we were discussing last week. It happened just today over night before she was going to come to this Church for the first time. Please Lydia un veil your self and show them."

"Yes, Mother." Lydia exhales out deeply and un-veils her self.

(Everybody gasps.)

"She looks so sick. Poor dear. How could this happen so quickly? Have you taken her to the doctor?"

"Sorry no, we didn't my wife didn't want to miss this ceremony. She thought this was a sign from the Devil and wanted a priest to check it out first and perhaps pray over her. So can you guys do anything for her?"

"Well, we could certainly pray over her, but she's going to need more then that. Tell me has she ever been baptized?"

"Well Charles, has she."

"I think so, I'm not sure. My last wife would know, but she's gone. Sorry."

"Well I guess she could sign up for a baptism. What do you say Lydia?"

"I guess so, it wouldn't hurt I suppose."

"Here my assistant will give you a sheet to sign up."

Her assistant grabbed the sheet out of a drawer and gave it to Lydia to sign.

She signed it while moaning in dread under her breath.

"So what faith are you originally from Lydia?"

"I was raised Catholic."

"So this was the first time you've been to a real Christian church?"

"Yes, and what do you mean by real Christian. Catholic's are "real" Christians as well?"

"Sorry but clearly thins is a sign from the Devil that he's mad you left the Catholic faith. You see we believe that the Catholic religion Is a false one of Christ."

"Oh really? Well I don't see the difference. One formal and the other is informal. You both believe in the same thing? I don't get it."

"Catholic and Christian is similar but not exactly the same. We have are differences on interpreting the Bible dear."

"Really…Hmmmm….I guess I don't care."

"Lydia! Don't be so rude. Talk to her Charles."

"Pumpkin, now be nice to….."

"Or what? Instead of taking me to the doctor you'll take me to Church again?"

"No, I…"

"Or Make me go to school instead to spread my sickness to everyone. Hmmm. That sounds even better."

"Behave Lydia. We trying to help you."

"But, your not. Don't you see. Your just making this worse. You always do."

"Sit down and behave young lady. Now!" Replied Delia.

Lydia sits down and listens. While everyone continues talking.

"Everyone close your eyes, hold hands, raise it up to the sky and let us pray for Lydia. Dear God please save Lydia from this evil manifestation of sickness from the devil to thwart her parents planes to send her to a real Christian group instead of her God forsaken Catholic false church of God and Jesus Christ. Help her to heal and cast out her demons in the name of Jesus Christ Amen!"

"Amen!" Say's everyone.

"Okay, welcome to the group Lydia."

"Welcome!" Lydia replies.

"Now lets get started on this sermon, Sacred, Unholy, Relations with Angels and Devils. According to scripture people have had their sacredness violated by unholy relations with Devils but threw their miracle working's of the Angels. They have gotten saved. A story tells of a woman who was bed ridden being raped and raped by invisible demons in her bed. Now although this sounds scary and evil and or painful, it can be very intoxicating. Many times the enemy will use pleasure to seduce woman and their and take their sacredness. Their virginity."

Lydia giggles and rolls her eyes and the speaker lady stops and narrows her eyes at her.

"Is their something you would like to say Lydia?"

"Ummm… no continue."

"Thank you. Now like I was saying. Some men came to Jesus Christ and asked him to heal her and he said, "Go now, she's already healed, because of your faith." They went to her and she was healed. Another story tells of Nuns being raped by demons as well. Some never got saved and some did. Another story tells of sacred relation with good Angels, that bestowed divine miracles from heaven intervenin' to help us humans. Like story about someone praying for a miracle the Angel coming down to Earth and a peasant bowed down and the Angel said rise up, don't bow down to me, bow down to God and the Angel granted he's wish. The Angel was the miracle and he got saved. Isn't that wonderful? Now remember to beware of demons and devils and dabbling into the occult. They can take away your sacredness and destroy your virtue plus your innocence. Specially your sacred special gifts from God. They'll take those to. Does any one here have a special gift?"

A group full raise their hands. Lydia is tempted to raise her hand and tell everyone she sees dead people but she remains quit.

"You in the back. What your name Miss."

"Hi my name is Coreen and I use to have psychic abilities from God but when I went to the Catholic church they told me it was evil. I asked them, how can that be so. I've been baptized? They said Satan was desperate to lure me out of my faith by giving me trials because I was baptized. That I'm being tested. So I renounced my power and I left the church but I still had this psychic power. So I was confused but on my birthday someone gave me a Ouija board. I never summon spirits before. I just get premonitions that come true by touching someone's hand or a object. Well that all changed when I played with the Ouija board for the first time with my friends. We laughed and accused each other of moving the triangle thingy. When everyone left and I went up stairs to go to bed. I could feel a presence in the room. At first I thought it was just my imagination, that I was scared because of the Ouija board. So I unchanged and I swore I thought I felt someone touch my ass and of course when I turned around no one was there. I laughed and got into my PJ's and went to sleep. That's when I felt these invisible hands grab my breasts and at first I was scared but I was relieved when I didn't get any premonitions. Then he's hands felt so good. I just kept moaning, I felt them in my mind, such lust and pleasure, I couldn't help my-self and the next thing you know, he got inside me and took my sacredness. Then I lost my psychic ability. I was devastated because now I know it was from God and that any one with a psychic ability should cherish that."

"Thank you for that story. Yes it's true, sometimes God gives people psychic abilities but sometimes people have demons and they rape it from you. People get witch craft and psychic abilities mixed up. It's not the same. Old satanic witch craft is from the Devil, spirit summoning is dangerous if un-protected can lead to rape and or demonic possession. Specially your psychic 6th sense from God. Does any one else have anything to share."

"Yes, I have been impregnated from poltergeist that was really the Devil in disguise and he left me here with he's blonde son. He was such a handsome blonde man."

Another woman rose up.

"I to have been raped by incubus and was left with there bastered son when I was 16. Now I'm 30 and I'm still screwed with him. He wont leave and get a damn job."

"Okay, ok, now everyone sit down. Thank you for your stories….?

"Wait!"

"Yes, Lydia is their something you would like to share?"

"Ummm….I'm not sure….I….aaaa…..No,…I can't."

"It's okay Lydia. You can tell us. Where here for you."

"Well, you see, I see…..dead…..people."

"Is this funny to you? That is so disrespectful making fun or our sermon today. It's no joke. Evil is out there, and it can rape you. In fact, it seems like evil has taken over your body and I hope God in the name Jesus Christ saves you from the Devil. I'm afraid your in trouble young lady. If you don't get help now you, it might be too late and the next thing you know your dead."

"Promise?"

"Ah, ha, ha, ha. Lydia she's always making jokes about Ghosts, still after all these years Lydia, really, here, now? She didn't mean it. Isn't that right Lydia?" Said Delia.

"Sure."

"Okay pumpkin let's go see a real doctor." Said Charles.

"No, I just want to go home. Give me a few days. I'll be okay."

"Alright dear, lets go home." Said Delia.

They all went in there ugly gay car and drove all the way freakin' back home.

Lydia walked up to her room and looked into the mirror and she was almost going to call on BeetleJuice but she didn't. She decided to play sick for one more day. So she could think about things threw. Some of what they said got to her. What if BJ's the Devil? Would he ever rape her. Would she loose her ability to see ghosts? He wouldn't.