Twas the Fourth of July at Cross Academy
Aidou: FIREWORKS!
Shiki: "PAKI!"
Rima: "No, Shiki! Those are sparklers-"
Shiki: *sparklers in mouth* Hm?
Aidou: "No! Those are to play with!" *reaches for them*
Shiki: *stomps on his head* "MINE!"
Aidou: *flails* I'm sorry, Paki Lord! Spare my life!"
Ruka: "You're sad, pathetic life."
Aidou: Ruka! Kaname-sama! Kaname-sama! Did you hear what Ruka just said about me?"
Kaname: "You forgot 'un-needed', Ruka."
Ruka: "Oh, so I did..."
Aidou *cries uneededly*
Zero: THAT'S IT! *pulls out bottle rockets* *shoves down Aidou pants*
Aidou: O_o
Ruka: What's the point of doing that if you're not going to light them?
Zero: O_O you have to light the fireworks?
Yuuki: YES! *dances with lighter*
Zero: "GIVE THOSE, VAMPIRE!"
Yuuki: "Nu-uh!"
Akatsuki: "Ahem, allow me." *sticks hands down Aidou's pants to light them.*
Everyone: :O
Akatsuki: *licks finger stylishly* "... What?"
Zero: *says softly* I can't believe you...*screams* JUST DID THAT!
Yuuki: Come here Zero I wanna try with you what Akatsuki just did to Aidou!
Zero: ok
Kaname: NO! *grabs Yuuki and ties her to a tree*
Bottle Rockets: 5...4...3...2...1
BOOM!
Adiou: AHHH! *flies into the sky* *explodes*
Rima: Did you know he could fly?
Shiki: *still sucking on sparklers* Nope
Aidou: "Team Rocket's blasting off again!"
Yuuki: "Pwetty. Um... Kaname-sama?"
Kaname: "Yes, Yuuki?"
Yuuki: "Well... could you untie me?"
Kaname: "NO! Not until you..." *whispers*
Yuuki: *eyes bulge out of head* "No! NEVER! EW!"
*Aidou's severed arm falls to the ground on fire*
Everyone: "..."
Zero: "Bonfire, anyone?"
Ichijo: "I got the marshmallows!"
*sits around flaming arm*
Chiji: lets sing a bonfire song
Rima: let's not and say we didn't
Shiki: *freaking out a little* why is there a flam so close to my face
Zero: hehe *puts lighter in pocket*
Shiki: its gunna burn my perfect face! MAKE IT STOP!
Rima: why don't you just spit it out?
Shiki: UG. O_o I would never spit paki out. You stupid bitch!
Rima: *slaps Shiki*
Ruka: "HEY! Dude! The only bitch around here is me!"
Kaname: "Ya! Don't take her title! And I'm the pimp!"
*cricket noises*
Zero: "Okay then..."
*Aidou's head falls to the ground*
Aidou: "Hey, what's the big idea? Blowing me up like that? BASTARDS! Blah blah blah."
Zero: "Oh, please. Someone shut that thing up."
Akatsuki: "On it!" *gives Aidou big smoochy french kiss*
Chiji: I'm bi
Everyone: ...
Chiji: What?
Kaname: You know what the world needs?
Zero: for me to shoot you?
Yuuki: hehe
Kamame: *glares at Yuuki*
Yuuki: what? I'm not getting on my knees to give you what you want
Stranger: *walks out of woods nearby* Hello Everyone
Everyone: Hi?
Stranger: I couldn't help but over hear your conversation. And I'm bi too
Kaname: OH NO! You cannot have my Chiji! *mouth twitches*
Stranger: *burst into sparks*
What's Left of Aidou: FIREWORKS!
Shiki: "The flames! The flames!"
Rima: "Take the freakin' stick out of your mouth!"
Chiji: "That is EXACTLY what he told me last night."
THE END
By Pookie Sanchez- future dictator
and
Candtcane- future vice dictator
